Somepony wake the cleaner up

hello its me joejoe bieden, I love ponies btw

>I do say me ol' chap. You say this man does it for free on the my little pony board?

King of /mlp/

>Does nothing >Lose

I want to mate with Sprinkle Medley.

Would ponies drink tea?

Oi, you bloody wanker bruv queeermo

Ministry of Silly walks opens in Equestria, It makes ponies walk even more silly than usual.

Would he live with Zecora in the Everfree Forest?

Kier would improve Equestria if he got elected

Equestria shall be soon British Territory.

>OMG! I got accepted to Equestria! Wait what do you mean you got rejected? Shouldn't of been wanking your socks off to pony then, loser! Anon cries even more, still stuck on earth.

Mr. Bean goes to Equestria. It would be a good movie

Who would be the Jeffery Epstein in Equestria?

>Wow! I got the ticket To Equestria, Anon! Wait... You didn't get one? Well lol lmao have fun staying back in earth LOL Anon weeps for he is still on earth.

Do your fucking job, hot pockets

Well?

>OMG like you're still obsessed with a little girls cartoon? Are you a paedophile, Anon? Wat do?

Asian Women should be in Equestria

I heard there are couches in Equestria, they're mine now btw

>I did not have sexual relationship with that filly.

Equestria just conquered the USA holy shit

How can we get Ninja to watch all seasons of MLP:FIM?

Jerma should watch all seasons of MLP:FIM for a stream it should be funny

When will MrBeast make a challenge for normalfags to watch all seasons of MLP:FIM?

Hey bronies, what's the first few thoughts that come to mind when you look at this image?

Last time on The Good Necromancer: >You buy some weapons from the store and then decide to head to the strange library that you were told about. >At the library you meet Cloud Leap, a seemingly nervou...

You Supposed Anon! Oh Dear Me, tell me. Why do you Horse, Raddish?

This is the dream

SEX with Merry and Lyra.

What other species would you make ponies if you got hit in the head and couldn't be trusted with them anymore? I mean deer or sheep make sense but there's probably other options.

>I already told you, humans pay 2 bits for tomatoes. You don’t like it then go ahead and starve.

I hate to ask this of you all but I need to be spoonfed. I pretty much dropped out of the fandom after G4 ended and got involved in other things, but I just watched the G5 movie on a whim and it was a...

Let's hang out with Flutters, what should we do?

Previously >>42163813 >List of greens so far https://ponepaste.org/8941 (Sweaty Sunset Sister.) https://ponepaste.org/8950 (Sister Sunset Stormy Silver Screen) https://ponepaste.org/9062 (Sister Sunse...

Most innocent filly of all time.

Mare enjoys the rain.

>'Hey. Got any oats?'

BON BON WATCH OUT OH MY GOD SHE CANT HEAR US SHE'S DEAF

It's all over. Feel free to talk about the weekend, what you liked most, what you hated. And maybe gather together some memories (links, etc.) so we can archive everything. >What was /mlp/ con? Toget...

Summer Maud

This was pretty weird ngl

You remember the lewd sleepover threads we used to have?

Nothing is better than a bunny girl

>singlehandedly keeps the fandom relevant Say "thank you Vylet"!

I was walking along peacefully until someone handed me a drawing of Daisy, My Fair Pony. Do you still remember her?

post hors https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T3TzqfuZnfo

STREAM STARTS LATER THIS WEEK This week's episodes are "Dragon Quest" (Written by Merriwether Williams) and "Hurricane Fluttershy" (Written by Cindy Morrow), aired March 17th and 24th 2012. Find the ...

>Enjoying the scenery?

Previous thread: >>42188247 /moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858 /moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731 Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=...

Tiny Pone Edition IIT plan, organize, and post pictures of meetups. Want to find someone near you? View the map below and be sure to add a pin of your own. >https://www.zeemaps.com/map/nupfc?group=6...

Why is Celestia such a jobber?

Good pone.

Lily is counting to ten while you hide from being raped by her.

Congratulations on this, seriously. Scroll down and read it all here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/1021313/ponyfeather-publishing-release-for-the-love-of-faust https://ponyfeatherpublishing.com/bo...

so what were mom's original plans? also collecting screencaps of behind the scenes stuff like this

100 DAYS UNTIL THE ANNIVERSARY >100 DAYS UNTIL THE ANNIVERSARY 100 DAYS UNTIL THE ANNIVERSARY >100 DAYS UNTIL THE ANNIVERSARY ...a week ago

In this general we are discussing every individual scene from MLP:FIM in chronological order. Today we have season 1, episode 1, scene 97. Previous thread: >>42346792

The brony fandom in a nutshell https://files.catbox.moe/sol221.mp4

I wish Hasbro had done more with Potion Nova.

Blue dog at it again.

What is she looking at?

Hey where does one go to discuss comic books with other people? I can't really find anyone who read these comics. https://www.canterlotcomics.com/

I like both of them

yea

Anybody feeling sentimental for the old days? There's an efchan 2025. Anarchy and Evil, come back home. Ponychan is still up. If that's news to anyone.

>Betrayed the Reptilian Brotherhood and abandoned his mission to infiltrate and undermine Equestria society Is unicorn pussy really this powerful? Why was he such a simp?

I'm just curious how many of you have the tism?

If Earth Pony magic doesn't exist then how could AJ and Ponk use the elements? King me.

post your drinking ponies

Eggcelent General Edition Tamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345Official Tamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/ Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https:/...

Colgate is back! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqFDoM4Lk8

well, if this is the budget for the new transfomers show, imagine G6. https://youtu.be/BLVhRz_FO1c?si=z7l9WFsW8OA60eKP

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

Previous thread >>42324281 Originating from a thread about a niche form of hypnosis, now encompasses varied hypnosis methods from spiraling specs to subtle spells, swinging watches to wafting brews. ...

>swiggety swatty >you're waifu is now a fatty!

History repeats.

Was looking at the new youtooz up and coming MLP plushies and they looked cute until I saw the ACTUAL plush pictures To me they look like they've been squished, are there any other modern MLP plushies...

>What is SS13? Space Station 13 is a multiplayer online game similar to Find the Traitor games like Werewolf, Town of Salem, and more. However, it is also a detailed atmospherics simulator, as well as...

In the show, all of them (barring Twilight after her ascension) have the same height. But what is your headcanon about how tall they should be? Measure them from the bottom of the hoof to the top of ...

Is there any crossover with the other horse autism franchise? Are you playing the current flavor of the month gacha?

Hey /mlp/, I'm in a bit of a spot. I'm currently running an RPG (Fabula Ultima, very heavily JRPG inspired system) in the MLP world that takes place 50 years after the main series, and all the element...

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Previous thread: >>42318289 >What is Open Pony? A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here: https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.htm...

Guys, Mi.lky Wa.y is in S10 of MLP:FIM holy shit!

This is so sad...

Would you be friends with this horse in Equestria?

>Glimmer is an infantile that talks like an infantile to infants & manchildren which is why she succeeds in convincing little fillies & colts to stop fighting. >Twilight Sparkle is an inexperienced so...

>"Pegasi are taxonomically birds because they have feathers, and birds are actually dinosaurs! Meaning pegasi are dinosaurs!"

*smooooch*

Gamer girl Sunset

What if we took Celestia and made her a Griffon?

I can't help but imagine a timeline where this episode was the show's end, getting buried in time, and today's epic cartoon reviewers posting videos with titles like "Remember My Little Pony: Friendsh...

Ponies?

So, recently I remembered this image and I looked for it. My initial search attempt failed, I thought my memory went crazy and image didn't exist, but then... BAM... I found an old cropped version of ...

If I set up a vrchat karaoke night for mlp music would you guys show up

A thread dedicated to the dark one.

what happened to the silly game dev from jordan behind maredare? he uploaded clop today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dN1h8PWDbs

Don't open

I’m just a poor foal, nobody loves me Shes just a poor foal from a poor family Spare her this life from this monstrosity

>"All alone on a Friday night? Golly, you're pathetic."

Lords, knights, and squires, the numerous band That wear the fair Miss Mary's fetters, Were summoned by her high command To show their passions by their letters. My pen amongst the rest I took, Lest ...

Rainbow Dash wants to know what you've accomplished recently. Even the smallest thing counts--as long as it's progress! Previous thread -- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42252460/

>"So... is there anything I can get for you Anon?"

Foalmaking sex with Lemon Hearts.

Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Everyone's favorite Austrian painter seducing Celestia! ITT: Shining Armor is God-Emperor of Equestria, ...

Mares should always wear dresses

Welcome to Chatbot AI General #130, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots. ▶ MLP Bots https://mlpchag.neocities.org Spreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository): https://docs.google.com...

>Previously on My Little Pony...

RULE WITHOUT MERCY.

You have a copy of the Nine Gaits? Would you let me examine it?

pinkie pie has had enough

They actually made her busty

>How bout about another joke Nonnay? What do you get when you cross a mentally ill filly with a society that abandons her and treats her like trash?

I'm rather tame as a pony fan so the most degenerate thing I feel like I ever committed was buying official panties for my BaB pony.

Can we all agree in 2025 that mean Fluttershy is just Fluttershy's true nature?

Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome! Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or ca...

DIAMOND TIARA YOU CAN'T PLAY FORTNITE WITH US!!!

Ok I laughed HARD. ‘I’m… I’m sorry I didn’t say goodbye,’ Mia said. ‘You’ve all been so lovely! But I want to be friends with horses. That’s all I want. That’s the only thing I want.’ ‘Is that not w...

>Another Changeling has hit the Canterlot Castle, my Princess.

Shimmy and Glimmy power hour!

In this general we are discussing every individual scene from MLP:FIM in chronological order. Today we have season 1, episode 1, scene 96. Previous thread: >>42343955 >"Soup's on,...!"

A balloon has an amre

mares mares mares mares. i remember going hard into the maresp am trend that rose a few years back, especially with marequest and creating guides and memes. i stopped caring about stallions. fuck stal...

>Maybe I wouldn’t want to destroy the entire multiverse if you just tossed me on the bed and ravished me! Did you ever stop to think about anypony but yourself? Well its too late now, my spell is goin...