Assuming you're faithfully married to a human woman, what the fuck do you do in this situation?

>>715852370
are you a slave to guides unable to think for himself? the main reason super creek is wanted is because of swinging maestro, but swinging maestro restores the exact same amount of HP as all the other gold recovery skills, plus sprint/miles don't even really need gold recovery.
>special needs from the event gives gourmand which is good for pace chasers
>the welfare mcqueen from the story and shop gives cooldown which is for long
>Vodka gives BOFA which works for everyone and only very slightly worse than swinging maestro
>super creek and tachyon will spark their unique recovery once they're 3 stars. you naturally accumulate stars from shops/legend races and can buy star pieces with statues so it'll eventually happen.

if you REALLY need swinging maestro then just borrow super creek, theres a lot more good speed cards then there are stam cards.

>>531468975
you will not roll for kitasan black
you will roll for satono diamond
you will help her win a g1 race to restore her family's honor
you will sign the marriage certificate
you will ensure the satono bloodline continues
you will not resist

>>531390696
>not enough talk about her being a semen demon. +wingman who is also top tier succubus.
anon, webmrelated is like the most reposted image on /uma/

>>531344927
you vill continue the satono bloodline, fate has preordained it

>>531145412
stop posting that gift, it arouses me

>>531058556
?

>If you activate at least 3 recovery skills, then in the second half of the race, your speed and acceleration will increase, and you'll recover more stamina

>3 threads ago people were praising how cute boyfaggots were
finally, /uma/ is healing!

>>530544429
nyoo...

>>530365469
Make it sound like bait or use more provocative imagery. Link questions

>>530346060
>Festival Luna
>That fucking hair
Holy shit she looks so young here for some reason, not to mention cute as hell!

>>530292890
Bake Be Bitch!

>>530181410
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

>>714662379
With human men, duh.

Why are they like this

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

>>529951281

>>714456223
Good.

What the fuck is wrong with these horses

>>529779591

>>529779664
Reminds me of the behind the scenes that they included in DmC5, it's so damn good and funny.

>>714283618
>no on ever makes chibi porn
>meanwhile the 3D models get things no issue

>>529686526

>>529686302
The amount of content they just freely release onto YT will never not confuse me to hell and back. Like, it's super cool that the entirety of CG is just available for free with English subs on YT... But why?
Multimedia franchise and all, plus this stuff was made in-house, but how does this make them money?

>>529583506
Said literally no one ever. Imagine being in that kinda situation tho, fucking hell.

>>529556976
>the fucking meme club with the cringe ass names has the best rating out of all the /vg/ clubs
gotta love to see it, talk about an redemption arc!

>>529473574

>>529288324
it really do be like that
>>529288315
>still posting the shitty gif version

https://mega.nz/folder/D48R0SIS#1WoMiXAJkwHRq352TGZhaw/folder/KkkkTLDA

>>529203029
HOLY fucking mother of GOD