Why am I only interested in teenage girls? Is there something wrong with me? I love they way they look, the way the sound when they talk. I love how earnest their emotions are. It's intoxicating. I l...

is it so fucking hard to make a good game? no i don't think it is, this is fun

I can't just keep fapping away these gay urges

Will this cause women to be replaced?

>shy and innocent girl >wears clothes that feature a cleavage window Why are women like this?

I think this board has better threads on the weekend than on weekdays.

>be into femdom >get aroused when she gives commands that I must do >no matter how much it goes against my comfort zone doing it for only her is easy to get over that >eventually it goes outside of s...

This is the kind of girlfriend that every browncel anon wants

I'm gay, but I'm still against Pride and the LGBT movement. Whenever I see "anti-transphobia" stickers outdoors I take them down. Why? Perhaps because I'm 40 years old and more mature than most gay p...

Just ate 3 giant leaves of kale, that shits pretty good makes you feel strong

Why aren't you a polyglot yet?

>have acne >smear a bit of aloe vera on it >it instantly shrinks the next day >have dandruff >apply aloe vera to hair >don't have dandruff anymore ontop of giving great hair volume and it looking hydr...

Im a white short /pol/chud nazi but I crossdress in my free time and its usually nothing much besides a little relief or sadness but right now I feel extra shit and Im crying because the padded bra ma...

There was a window in history where most males reproduced but thankfully this flaw is correcting itself again and we are returning to the natural way of chad-harems. This is how it works in most speci...

Would you suck Mortimer Smith's cock to completion? In canon is very handsome and has landed multiple female bitches despite being an autistic virgin

my dad slightly raised his voice at me

>I think therefore I am >to think you are assumes that there is already a you to think >But if I can observe my surroundings, they must be real! >or they're just a hallucination dreamed up by a sleepi...

>got left on delivered what did i do >she has a profile pic of her eyebrow and hair >i have an anime pfp

Why are old women so nice but young women so mean?

my biological clock is ticking like this

Ever notice obese foids "tit coping"? Like no bitch, you don't have big boobs. Your boobs were absorbed by your chest fat years ago.

>ASL 34, male. >About/Interests/Hobbies I'm an introverted nerd that spends my day either working or playing video games. If you like JRPGs, visual novels and the likes, we will get along. I'm very e...

>wanted to get some IT job where i sit there like usual in front of the screen >turns out you need to be a complete normie and the opposite of a IT nerd to even get the job and pass the HR whores

>work 5 days a week at an isolating data center job >sit around for 2 days dreading going back to work

>Charlie and Lola >Little Einsteins >The Backyardigans >Max and Ruby >Sprunki >Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends >Counter-Strike: Source >Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! >Yo Gabba Gabba! >Rust >True Detective Seaso...

>be me >security guard >job is to take student's I.Ds, write them in a book and clear them for class. >girl walks in >holy fuck she's tall >she tells me she's here for class >I take her I.D and nervo...

But you know the truth. Even if you manage to get a gf, she will always be yearning for more. Quite literally. For a genetically superior male to breed her like you never will.

Schizo internet thoughts, but I think I've pissed off homosexual men in the past by using cute anime avatars and deflecting their advances.

Tranny here. I saw the drama thread. The guy should have been open with the trans woman. >Hey I consider you as a stepping stone for dating a cis woman. The best solution is to not date her to begin...

Making elaborated filters using AI is one of the best games you can play on these boards.

What's the point of being fertile if I'll never get fertilized?

Vice versa is fine too if they feel like participating. Post your stats. >Sex >Race >Age >Bodycount >Employment/Education Status >Salary (if applicable) >Body type >Hobbies >Physical/Mental Impairmen...

To Women, I resent you. You're going to have to accept that if you give a group of people nothing but negative interactions marginalize and dismiss them then they're not going to like you. The truth ...

i wish getting illegal or legal firearms was easier here, i dont wanna do anything bad, i just wanna kill myself

First day as a teacher's assistant at the local primary school tomorrow. I hope my human suit is good enough and they don't realize I'm not a real person, just a somewhat convincing facsimile. The ...

what's the longest you've gone without leaving your home? easy mode: chores right outside your house don't count.

Would you participate ina birthday gangbang anons?

Are you a soldier in the army of Jesus Christ, anon? We're living the end times. A Christian shouldn't use Tiktok or social media

Raising another bloke's progeny edition

It smells of rotten desperation loneliness and sad recluses in here. You have never gone on dates and no one has kissed you. Thats all you do. Stay here on this site. Oh ho ho I thats do sad. Come fin...

>let's get you verified

any bandcamp robots here? what kind of hidden gems have you found? or maybe you have uploaded some of your own music? lets see some links!

is it gay to like big boobs? think about it women like big pp so are big boobs technically big pp??? also women come from their dad's pp cum

>Be me >Running mouse utopia experiment >Food unlimited, water unlimited, no predators >Boom in population, alphas get all the females >Betas start losing the will to compete >Some stop trying to mate...

I wish Latinas liked us White boys

>be autismo >browse local hooker ads from time to time >legal in my country so there's a whole bunch of websites where you can just browse girls like you're on Amazon or something >would never actuall...

A nurse said that I'm quite tall

Guys i think my ebf is cheating on me

did you waste this summer? did you set out to accomplish anything? I slept through the entire thing, flew by in an instant as I knew it would did not get a job this summer, still need a part time job ...

Hypothetical: Think of that woman. You know the one. Your biggest, unattainable crush. The high school English teacher. Your friends older sister. The woman who lived down the road and smiled at you ...

some animals have z sex chromosomes where the pairing that determines gender is reversed. Males show ZZ chromosomes and females show ZW. do with this information as you will. But in reptiles the femal...

Guys my fire alarm is beeping a lot now but it usually stops at night... why is that? can i fix this, it's beeping more than usual, havent beeped in a week but now its every 10 seconds

im gonna start doing stand up comedy so i can get some pussy im good at it, the first time i did it, as i was walking off stage stood up from his chair to tell me i was good wish me luck

Why is 2016 such a nostalgic year?

did your family do this?

being a girl is too overpowered i got fucjking 60 requests from one /soc/ lewd discord thread post. like wtf am i even supposed to do it's impossible to not ghost 85% of them

>everyone on 4chan is at least 10 years older >evertone on tiktok is at least 10 years younger What is the right platform for people who were born in the early 2000s?

im ready to fuck yovr bvtthole breh

your first night of marriage p24x4r

I feel like Rei is my alter identity now. I feel completely alienated from everyone, unable to connect. I'm not adept at living and just go to work and then to bed. She is literally me (not in a trann...

Hi, normie here. Et hoc genus omne.

The thing about male prostitutes is that most of them are gay but it's not like they can afford to say no

What is your favorite unsolved mystery?

I didn't think it'd look like that...

I enjoy wearing just shorts, no underwear. But I'm afraid that its not socially acceptable. Its fine to do this in public right?

I want a rich girlfriend who lets me live with her and gives me an allowance to buy games with and sometimes lets me have sex with her

Why do you guys want to get fuck in the ass?

What does r9k and our resident white supremacists think of sex tourism? One of my friends who works in an airport have recently mentioned how it's a meme there that old white men especially the brits ...

I realized like last year that a bunch of things I've been experiencing since my dad died are actually symptoms of OCD >stuff like having to constantly check my heart beat, press on the bridge of my n...

What is your favorite ship and why is it EraserMic?

Robots, how do you feel about Blasians? Would you date one?

Why do the british even have police? Just let the muzzies enforce their laws, since thats what youre doing anyway. Scotland yard a bit redundant in a caliphate innit

Why not Dexter max

Why don't you just fulfill the fantasy of a tranny looking to be treated romantically? A lot of them are very insecure so they would be the ones being thankful

I found his kiwifarms threads and I don't know what the fuck should I do now. What are my chances of reforming an incel ex(?)lolcow? I stopped reading because he asked me to, but it's done irreparable...

lonely fertile zoomer girls belong to ugly old millennial men

18-20 year old anons: >When did you start lurking/posting here? >How did you find out about 4chan? >What boards do you use? >What do you think of 4chan? >Do you know about major aspects of 4chan histo...

I went to a sold out concert last night and at the main headliners were throwing guitar pics into the crowd and I was right at the fence when I saw one sitting just a few feet away, a women was reachi...

Japanese are better at being footfags. There, i said it.

Every time i see a girl it makes me want to end it because it reminds me that i will never have a gf

Day 03 of eggman maxxing Today was a weaker, less focused day, but I learned a bit more about linux file systems. No matter how ugly I am, I can still become amazing like him if I rely on my brain and...

If God exists he is either impotent or evil.

Cheddar Gorge edition

pixelplant, wplace, etc. general Collaborate on projects and chat to pass the time

How as a guy do you bang an entire family of women? Seems insane.

>see friend for first time in years >go out and eat with him >the night's great and I react with vigor >feel nothing inside >my mom's sister dies suddenly >sitting in the wake of her funeral >everyon...

Where do you post from, anon? Is it comfy? Nice chair?

What women desire the most is a strong man to command her and guard her against the world.

I just watched the "Social dilemma" documentary and I'm convinced the Internet was a mistake. It's too dangerous, anon. Just watch the documentary, there's too much to explain. >a bunch of Silicon va...

They're going after Steam because it's the only mainstream tech platform that is pro-consumer

So is there some reason you haven't at least wrapped an e-girl around your finger or...?

I don't see any funny threads on this board :(

I was wondering, am I a freak for feeling like Sailor Moon is more girly than Tokyo Mew Mew? Even in just one season of Sailor Moon, it feels more girly to me and I find Usagi to have a girlier hairst...

Foids with puffy vulvas owe me 10 minutes of tapping on it with my fingers pretending to play the bongos

>20 >no friends since 14 when I left public school for homeschool >father commited suicide when I was 15 >got blackpilled on everything there was to be blackpilled on in teenage years >past the point ...

> bad posture > terrible clothes > butter face > no chest > no ass > most basic bitch haircut known to man > loves to travel Absolute zero sex appeal.

>always read online stuff like how easy school is, how people "breeze through" colledge or whatever >meanwhile i started failing school in elementary and literally could not pass despite trying my abs...

I genuinely believe Logan is objectively the most based YouTuber of all time He literally created a plush empire and is still making videos today >Made hundreds of unique new plush videos >Is a OG You...

black or latino autists and antisocial folks, how are you holding up? Whites generally are a bit more reserved culturally, still hard but i imagine for you guys its hell on earth with the way your cul...

Life is so depressing now that 90% of anime is about getting hit by a truck and reincarnating in a better world.

hello my fellow r9kers

Even at my best. Never a 7. But a mans life begins at 8

Do you have any waifus r9k? Here's mine.

Why does it even matter what my ancestors did? I mean even my father or brother, I haven't had anything to do with their actions. I've done nothing wrong.

There's a discrepancy between "Women only want chad" and "Women get into male loser virgin spaces just for attention". They can't both be true at the same time.

would you hate sexhavers, even if they were married?

I just run 15-20km once a week, its quite relaxing.

Day 1 of manifesting a nordic boyfriend with a cold personality so i can warm him every night and make him happy

I miss the old, good internet before internet centralization and social media getting popular and replacing every other kind of sites. The only shit I'm not missing from the old internet are the major...

>"I don't know how to talk to girls!" Literally just talk to them like you do with everyone else. I never really understood this, I talk to my sister, I talk to my mother, I talk to women. It really i...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG7c61a8pQM

>be me, incel >decide in 2015 to lifemax instead of lay down and rot >now im a doctor >still incel The most blackpilling thing in my life was that women still weren't interested in me even after gr...

i hate being a virgin i hate being a virgin i hate being a virgin

I'm such a femgooner that I've been masturbating since I was 7 I 100% huniepop back in 2015 when I was NINE and I got all the achievements when I was 12 I masturbate at least 5 times a day and I stru...

>Could you take my pictureeee >Cause I wont rememberrrrrr Filter is stuck in my head again Also I miss the fuck out of my cats picrrel

what are the best drugs for escapism

I want a bf who comforts me outside and talks for me when im anxious but let's me put a collar on him and peg him when we get home

Why are beatiful kweens letting tiny ricedicks enter them? WHAT THE FUCK?!

I hate how you're basically forced to be at least bi in today's world. You know what I mean? Women and everyone expects you to say that you fall in love with the person not the gender and whatnot Even...

Why don't you just work hard and get rich?

i just woke up. i dreamt that i was an alien that crawled on all fours and i was terrorizing an apartment complex by rapping at people and chasing them around. then i would scurry to a hiding spot wh...

/soc/ sucks and it makes me sad because I want to talk to anons. Petition to turn /soc/ in to something other than a porn board...

The average femcel >hairy >bad skin >bad teeth >big forehead >not particularly in shape

Robots, would you swap your life with picrel if you could choose?

are you just gonna stay a chudcel robot forever? whats the plan man?

I'm thinking about her again, she lived in my mind now, I need a lobotomy