>>532634281

>Opponent has requested a rematch

>>531624089

>abysskeks

>>531447040
Just give me a 1PP bro, 1PP drop is all I ask for...

>>531433890
>Sevo medusa to clear

I just woke up. Did KMR really give us mummy but double the cost?

abyssKEK, your taxes are due. Pay up and remember to say thank you!
Here's this skelebro as tax return.

>>531189293
>>531189385
bros... we're losing our identity...

>>531162530
>abysskek

THIS SKELETON IS NOT FREE
THIS SKELETON IS TAXED AT A FLAT RATE OF 1 TO 2 PP ON EVERY CARD IT'S INVOLVED WITH
REMOVE ABYSS TAX

>next meta is just a control decks snoozefest
nice game nerds

>here's your 9pp control slop
>*sits at 20 t10*
>*gets OTK'd by roach and rune*

>>530130989
>>530131234
>>530131704
>forestfag brings abyss as 2nd deck
>doesn't even play it
>still wins
Abysskeks????? We're now literal benchwarmers...

How do you use your brain when playing sword all I know to do is
>chip into s.evo albert range
>amalia into magus into amalia s.evo for a wall
All the golds feel like different flavors of unga bunga besides zirconia since I can't keep her or her summons on board

>>529617310
>even a post talking about crafts' weaknesses is above abyss paygrade

>>529567970
>Go first
>Play Indomitable Fighter on Turn 4
>Opponent is now behind on tempo

>>529568128
Angel that searches amulets

Are you actually supposed to randomly throw shit out on puppet portal just to set up a hand of puppets for the orchis turns
Am I being a retard holding onto my medical assassins for late game then

>>529273091
I think Mukan SUCKS

>>529250460
>>529250489
>>529250513
aieeeeeeee

>>529116406
damn I gotta try that with skellies

>6 olivias
>5 cerbs
>no garyu
>no forte
>no dclimb
>no ralmia
>no amelia
>>no chalice
>>no roach
>>no lily
>>no zirconia
it's like the game is telling me to just suck it up and keep abyssing

>>280011732
I hope the beethoven mangaka comes back one day with a real premise instead of whatever the fuck he or jump editorial came up with this time, I really think he can make it one day but holy shit what were they thinking here

What is the current cope?

I'd ask for rope but im already dead
when does the suffering end?

>>528820451
an actual retard in my card game?
no way...

>>528749892
what the FUCK were they even thinking

>>528645757
>open video
>
>close video
10/10

>>528631363
What the fuck

>playing haven
>go against ramp dragon
>both of us somehow brick and we have to sit with each other for 20 minutes before I win

>Abysskeks

>Abysskeks

>Abysskeks

>Abysskeks

>Abyss players