LazyTown was quite the weird show back when it was airing. Sportacus helped her stretch and do various physical activities with his throbbing, healthy cardiovascular system, pumping blood through his ...

>setup as a ruthless 300IQ killing machine >dies like Wile E. Coyote splatted against the plane wing mid-flight what did they mean by this?

it really be like dat tho

>Nothing has ever cut me so deeply to the quick, no blow ever struck by any arch-villain has ever hurt me, so acutely as that little boy’s boo

>1a 1a 1a Time to be honest. This was pure ludo kino

>we need someone to say ni- >he's already downstairs, sir

10 years before Poltergeist, Stephen Spielberg directed a film called Something Evil where a redheaded little white boy is an evil devil-possessed entity who nearly kills his mother (who is made to lo...

Hello?

was it autism??

Meh, I liked them.

>35% on Rotten Tomatoes >still grossed 160 million domestically This was the first USA animation movie to be very successful at the box office in spite of getting negative reviews

May the force BE with you

RIP William Shatner

Lookin good Clint

>Is a slaver for 5,000 years >Is on a spaceship where everyone on board is killed, only one person escapes because he is teleported to Earth >This spaceship is then destroyed and it explodes >She some...

The woke era hasn’t ended until the blackface episodes are returned to us.

>Releases August 29, 2025 >After their mother suffers a fatal overdose, two sisters fear that the foster system will separate them and decide to hide the body. But their lie may be discovered and the...

i don't get what's so scary.

Honestly metal as fuck. awesome

Capeshit Gunn peaked with The Suicide Squad, made slightly inferior GotG 3 and now is back to GotG 1 level (mediocrity).

Gunn what is wrong with you? This is a kids movie.

>All signs point to the Rey film being cancelled What's her plan to deal with this?

Let that sink in

>"IS THAT YOUR LITTLE, AH, INSTAGRAM THERE?" Based, he sounds just like me

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here? You have four (fünf) seconds to decide. Protip: You can't. Don't worry, I'll wait.

...YOU ARE NOT YOUR JOB... ...YOU ARE NOT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE IN THE BANK... ...YOU ARE NOT THE CAR YOU DRIVE... ...YOU ARE NOT THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WALLET...

Besides Coppola's Dracula, how come no live action movie has matched Vampire Hunter D in VAMPIREKINO?

So trve

>Frankly my dear, you are chopped

Disappointed this generic zombie movie wasn’t about 5G

Remember when Wuxia was all the trend in cinemas in the early 2000s? What happened to that stuff. Also Hero was the best of those movies, fact.

I've just finished my first watch of Madmen, I can't believe how long I've avoided it despite being such a classic now. Anyways, did they make peggy retarded on purpose? is she stupid? Why didn't sh...

Apparently, the word "Kennedy" flashes on the screen several times in this movie. It's supposed to be subliminal. Do you guys know anything about this? I stepped through a scene that supposedly had o...

/wotw/

times you acted like barfly

The popcorn bucket™ for the new LazyTown™ reboot just dropped.

Post girl kinos

Cast him Martin Sheen is too old so pick someone else

And have one of the worst on screen romance I have ever seen. Fuck you if you like them.

They’re not as good as you remember

Ah thats right Wilhelm Tell the famous freedom fighter from Switzerland 1307 had a desi wife from poop country and a mixed son, yes thats how the legend goes

Was this considered a realistic couple in 1992??

What the fuck was their problem?

I stopped watching it at season 4. Should I continue watching it? It’s not a bad show, but I got bored.

look guys, i'm having anal sex in a sad movie!

>Jumping forward several years from the events of Season 2, Season 3 takes place at the height of the War of the Elves and Sauron, as the Dark Lord seeks to craft the One Ring that will give him the e...

The popcorn bucket™ for the new LazyTown™ reboot looks kino.

It gave me weird feelings watching those scenes

>Not even 500 replies a day later Lmao does anyone even care? I recognize his face but don't recall any roles I cared for.

The fuck was his problem?

Does 2hollis have any potential on debuting in Hollywood?

Now that the dust has settled, was An Elephant Sitting Still the best movie of the 2010s?

Here's your Green Goblin bro

who was the breast actress of the olden days?

Weapons wasn't good. The children horde going after the witch was funny, but the 2 hour run time doesn't justify it. It's just like Zach's other film, Barbarian, where majority of the movie doesn't ma...

>every bts image and clip looks terrible >Every promotional material looks terrible >Every bit of actual footage looks terrible >Ideas are terrible >Dialogue is terrible >Cgi looks terrible >Costum...

I'm officially too old and the culture has moved on without me. Fuck.

I don’t understand how movie theaters still exist. Is film dead?

what television and film rips are we wanting in gta vi

Very little is known about LazyTown's newest run, though, there was even a movie planned and it was even filming at some point but was scrapped in favour of rebooting the show, with rumors that the mo...

Which young actress had a promising career only to be never seen again?

I bet you eat your banana without a spoon, like a savage.

You will never be a real flora.

People are sheep. You are also sheep. Whatever is popular people hate it, you also hate it, with a passion. Get some originality in you.

>woke

>No no, the guys fighting to end literal slavery were actually the baddies

/tv/ humor

>I screw up all the time, but that is being human, and that's my greatest strength. >And someday, I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too. If you were Lex how would you ...

Is this what people meant when they said they wanted a live action version of The Secret of NIMH?

It wasn’t supposed to be a documentary

jaime lee looks like THAT arnold status?

Lex Luthor

Why does Dee always looks surprised this season? And Mac always looks like he just smelled a fart

Is /tv/ looking forward to the new upcoming Lord of the Rings movie?

>Previously, on The Shield...

Serious question: What if ... the MCU wasn't the victim of feminism and other woke faggotry? How would it have played out and how long would it have stayed on top? How long would it have lasted if it...

I know you niggers hate Wes Anderson, but putting hate aside, do you think this movie worth checking?

Like we've had >Noah >Exodus: Gods and Kings but when we only had Passion of the Christ but it was highly divisive and drew a lot of criticism in fact the lead actor and director were both blacklist...

>Booty. A man's butt. It was more important than, I'm serious, Booty, having some booty, was more important than drinking wate

the leads are weak

Why did KOTH cast start dropping like flies? Are we to believe there isn't an assassination plot?

Just saw this yesterday and I was so close to calling it a masterpiece, up until the second half. Hideaki Anno's style just oozes out of this movie and it's not even subtle. The entire plot is basical...

I'm 35.

Did you ever watch anime on TV?

>I might need to punish you for that, papi

>white ppl are dumb the movie wow real subtle dude

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OoohhHHHhhhh Fuuuuuckkkk OoooOOOOfffff!!!!

>go anti-woke >go broke

Black man sacrifies himself and saves the white little girl and dies

AHHHH

>Superman...Superman...Superman...

What did Ari Aster mean with this?

The idealistic creators and adopters of "4chan.org" were attempting to escape the old systems of control - they thought that with the anonymity offered by this imageboard software that they could achi...

>funeral scene >the sky is conveniently raining

>GET INSIDE!!! >ITS NOT SAFE!!! >CUZ IMMA BOUT TO DEMOLISH THIS TOWN AND FUCK UP YOUR FARM FIELDS LOL.. >OH WHATS THIS? A TRAIN YARD? IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I THREW A TRAIN THREW IT… OOPIES!! >*massiv...

What's next in the career of talented young actress Xochitl Gomez?

>WHY SHOULD I WORRY? >WHY SHOULD I CARE?

uhhh LOTR bros? >"I hear there's going to be another movie based in Middle-earth, and it's going to start filming in May. It's going to be directed by Gollum, and it's all about Gollum," McKellen te...

Who will have better career? So far, Milla was more successful in her youth than Ever.

>Every single week there’s more than one student or teacher murdered Why people still assisting to this school?

He has absolutely no character or personality what's so ever. At best, he's a self insert for the audience and at his worst he's nothing more than a plot drive. And yet, every single character wants t...

Go Anti-Woke, Go Broke

>You must feel something... >Fear. >Fear? >Fear... and discipline. >Right now? >Always.

thought this was kinda slow in the first half when it was just about social awkwardness and sally hawkins manipulation but it ended pretty kino in the end

ITT: Signs you are watching slop

Why don't we see more movies about the conquest of the Americas?

I don’t think it did a bad job of juggling 3 villains. For starters, films generally have more than one plot going on at a time. In the first film we had the A plot involving Green Goblin, the B plot ...

Why is nobody talking about the greatest show on right now? I literally listened to the whole audio book between 2 episodes because I couldn't wait to see what happened next and was very missed off th...

>waitress doesn’t grow the food >waitress doesn’t ship the food >waitress doesn’t inspect the food >waitress doesn’t manage the business >waitress doesn’t make the recipe >waitress doesn’t cook the fo...

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

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I watched the newer Jumanji film and then the old one and the new one is so shit, it's completely predictable, cringey, feels like there's no stakes, no SOVL like the old one

JAMAICA BOBSLED TEAM

>Jeaaaaahhhh boi... I do love them women

LIMU EMUUUUUU (and doug)

>Pretty blonde white girl >American flag >The Rules Have Changed What did they mean by this?

Do girls like this still exist?

Pretty good for a debut, very stylish It's like John Wick without the usual uninspired American directing and cinematography

Kino trivia time where does paul rudd work in ant man? where does Serena's wealth come from in gossip girl? what are the blues brothers trying to reform now that jim belushi is out of jail?

Is this worth watching as a grown up?

>you killed a dozen >to save a baker's dozen!