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/tv/ humor thread

As a horror it's so shit, it's not scary and the mythology and scary moments are bad. But as a Tarantino/Coen-esque comedy it somehow works

Are we going to like it?

Van Damme biting that snake's rattle off in Hard Target has lived rent-free in my head for years. Truly unnerving shit.

Who is the target audience for this show?

>The 59-year-old Melendez, best known from his years on “The Howard Stern Show” and later as announcer for “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” claims the duo “illegally recorded private phone calls” wit...

BLACK PEOPLE BAD

How bad is this slop What am i in for?

I want to be an actress, but is having big tits a pro or a con? Pic kinda related. I'm just a bit younger.

>If your father was a flight attendant in the 90s this would mentally scar you for life What did they mean by this

He fucked her. Would you cheat on your girl?

JigC Baskin Roberts Fund Trust Band kek, it's kino!

wtf do they have on him bros

Any kinos where the protagonist works in construction/civil engineering? I'm starting training next week and want to set the mood for it.

Michael Corleone is Kinslayer

>alien earth is set in 2120 >M41A was adopted in 2179 >putting a real pulse rifle in alongside prop guns with parts to make it look like one like the aug and vector This is more lore breaking than th...

25 years ago... Harry Potter was revealed to the world and the new cast was shown

Baskin Roberts

what are some movies with realistic and emotional car accidents? i think the movie If I Stay has a solid scene but the rest of the movie is kinda dumb

Thoughts on Dahmer?

>It's a bottle episode.

First trailer for ‘GOOD BOY’ • Described as a horror film shot from the perspective of a dog who sees its owner haunted by supernatural spirits • Named as one of the most heartbreaking horror films ...

Boy the way Glen Miller played Songs that made the hit parade Guys like us we had it made Those were the days And you know who you were then Girls were girls and men were men Mister we could us...

>Palpatine's force storm This level of power creep is ridiculous. How did he got from tasering one guy at a time to blowing up an entire starship fleet in the atmosphere

Should I watch Alien Resurrection (never seen it) or something else?

Why was this made?

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Why do assholes get all the girls and the nice guys get nothing

I liked Ghostbusters 2016, always have. I begged and begged my parents for the merchandise, oh how overjoyed I was when my parents got me the Lego set for my 14th birthday. I think its funnier and mor...

This is 12. She's new.

Alien canon revealed I guess it's settled

>almost had me?!

Oh no no no gunnsisters

why did they stop doing cutscenes in the newer seasons?

>wat. I thought that was Claire Danes.

Proof that you can be gut bustingly funny without punching down or being creep

1a 1a 1a!

What the fuck was her problem?

/tv/ in twenty years possibly now

>This will bring about a 2d animation renaissance Please support our dog testicle and asshole movie.

>There is no FUCKING drummer better than Neil Perts!

stop blaming koreans for this shit. zero native koreans worked on this. it's amerislop

SOMEONE STOP THAT MANIAC

ITT: remakes that are better than the original

smug mf had it coming.

But yet are watchable as fuck now in retrospect compared to today's niggertranny turbofaggot offerings

>hmm that white family seems like they are going to run into me and die, oh well!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pqP6ClcE8 Set in modern-day Tokyo, RENTAL FAMILY follows an American actor (Brendan Fraser) who struggles to find purpose until he lands an unusual gig: working for a...

ITT: Cleavage kino

>Somehow

Look /tv/, they put a Batman villain in the game. NOW YOU GOTTA PLAY IT!

>coworker is a real film buff

Holy shit

>main character grabs the side of the toilet while his legs fling upward and outward and they make a pained facial expression while a big stinky shit comes out of their ass

it's crazy how racists refuse to admit this is a perfect film

I give you infinite money and full leadership. Tell me your plan to make Warhammer 40K the next big thing in Hollywood in the next 5 years.

Are shows like this destroying the dating culture? Women are retarded enough to believe reality shows= reality.

How do I get a gf like this?

Roman Polanski is 92 years old today. What's his best kino? For me, it's Chinatown

For me, it's Sammi Coggins in GDP 319.

Somehow, in a movie about Nazi Germany, the biggest plot hole is the center of the main characters progression, that his scars make him an outcast. In Germany, facial scars were seen as a mark of masc...

can she make it big in hollywood?

Did /tv/ like it?

There's EIGHT of these!? I thought they were on movie 4 or 5.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. He wasn't alone. Uh, you don't get to bring friends. They are not my friends. Don't worry, no charge for them. And, why would I want them? They were trying to grab ya p...

>oh shit, it's so late, I have to use subway now >this city is so dangerous at night, I sure hope I won't meet them people, the most dangerous of all after dark - the white middle-aged office workers ...

Wouldn't be the first time Taika Cohen raped a 13-year-old...

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there ...

>DUDE, if you know how to make sandwiches, Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara will want you even if you're a chubby dork

WTF? What happened?

>...Continental?

Saw this last night with some people and we all enjoyed it. A good mix of horror with some funny parts. It was a nice theater experience. Anyone else see it? Thoughts?

do you think actors should be fit or stunt actors can do the trick?

I think it’s safe to say that filmation ghostbusters was better than the “real” ghostbusters

> we need to show that a character is a villain > no problem, just comb his hair back and don't spare gel

Don't care, still going to watch it

the japs sure do make some weird movies lol

Recommend me a movie similar to Leon the Professional, The Orphan, Lolita 1997, Lamb, Moonrise Kingdom, Innocence, Hanna, Mustang, Pretty Baby, Yulenka, Curfew, Show Me Love, Alice in the Cities, A Li...

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, ...

>whites are stupid and got manipulated by agent provocateurs and corporations

no one fucking cares please delete your channel

>Elio.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP7.1.DV.H.265-BYNDR >Elio.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP7.1.DV.H.265-BYNDR >Elio.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP7.1.DV.H.265-BYNDR >Elio.2025.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP7.1.DV.H.265-BYNDR >Eli...

>says he didn't ask or care who killed Moe Greene because it was strictly business. >obviously did care who killed Moe Greene and took it very personal. wtf was his problem?

The book fans think he should’ve been in the movies.

>ITT Steven universe Undertale adventure niggers worshiped this slop and religiously bought the books >these nepo babies have now grown up in leadership positions to tell you, you have bad taste

The sexual tension between these two is insane

why is the alien just sleeping in the end?

why did Rachel Sennott's seemingly meteoric career suddenly stagnated?

>we need a loser for our mid 00's comedy

This uncanny 2001 quality CGI dog showing up all over the movie really ruined it for me. I can’t stand CGI animals in general but this takes the cake. This movie has so much cheap in-your-face CGI it ...

why do humans never try to negotiate with xenomorphs? we can give our food and resources to aliens and they can give their workers and create goo for eco friendly housings i believe that human being...

How is the new Red Sonja movie? Anyone here seen it?

Choice seems pretty obvious to me. Only one of these has a kid literally named "Vivek" while the other has completely classic american white family, can you guess which?

This was absolute kino and the fact that people don't talk about it more makes it feel like sweet, forbidden fruit that I happened to stumble upon.

>show about rich evil billionaires Omg haha look how funny and stupid they are >same thing but irl NOOOOO THEY'RE DESTROYING THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!! Are millennials really

So was he just a schizo?

Why does he wear the hood?

uh John, what you call, uh, "Chilean sea bass" I call the rape of the culinary world.

LEONARDO DI CAPRIO FOUND DEAD IN HIS BATHTUB Or that's what my last dream was about. Now that I got your attention, cast Jamie Vardy for the next kinography.

>name a more rizzed up character pro tip:-you cant

Is it fair to say that you need to have a very high IQ to understand Frasier?

Post supporting characters who steal the show.

Why did the Snow White movie fail?

Is this chart accurate?

The WebMs of /tv/ - Television & Film

>le tough biker >marries a pornstar and becomes le sad because she takes cum up her ass

How the fuck are they still alive?

I miss Brie Larson

I'm just a trust fund dumpster band I got no Jig or Saw A trust fund dumpster band And if the Baskin melts well we'll just use a straw And if you can't take a troll Then continue to scroll JigC keeps...

Chapter 2 is locked in a vault and never coming out.

>Makes evil people seethe!

SUPERSAAAR NOOOOOO

What the FUCK was her problem?

IMAGINE fucking her right in the pussy but then she pulls the old switch-a-roo and morphs her pussy into her mouth and keeps switching them back and forth as you fuck this gray mass whose only human f...

>DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A THREAD TO SHIT ON JANNIES!!! PLEASE FUCKING LET A MOD SEE THIS FOR ONCE! So when are the mods going to purge the most obvious raider in years? It's been at least six months ...

>*is the best new horror character of the 21st century in your path*

>they would rather help tribal people in another galaxy than provide free healthcare what did the USA mean by this?

lol

What's goin on big guy?

is it worth it?