I like it better when all of the horses have giant fat horse dicks (proportional to their size) (Balls, no vagina) and my trainer is a virgin lady

Obscure facts about the Umamusume setting!

>when an uma is born, she’s given the same name as a famous horse, and people seem to know which horse’s legacy she carries. This isn’t random: society expects her to live up to the name. The Tracen Academy, in fact, prioritizes famous names for enrollment.
>the post-race idol concerts aren't just entertainment, they're considered magical/spiritual rituals that awakens something within the participating umas
>one of the strictest and most enforced rules is that of cleaning and grooming the tail of an uma, which they usually do themselves
>almost all dates and events are slightly off-kilter on the calendar compared to the real world
>the names of the umas are considered sacred, and no two umas can ever share the same name

Nice Dance-u

natie

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH NICE NATURE IS THAT ASKING TO MUCH IS IT? I
WANT
TO
FUCK
NICE
NATURE

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm using the document and watch one of his old example careers where he uses the exact same cards as me and very similar inheritances, yet he ends up with much better stats as me, even though I tried to follow the steps as close as possible. He ends up with something like 1000/800/800/300/400 using only LB0 cards and a borrowed Kitasan and I'm sitting here with 800/700/600/300/300 at best.

Please explain how to farm monies
Thanks

>>531623814
Nice Nature

>>531514692
I'll get bored after I train the perfect Nice Wife

>>531514692
I'll get bored after I train the perfect Nice Wife

I want to have sex with nice nature.

I'm not rolling for Kitasan!

>>531429250
If you're doing Late and want to win every race with her, you'll have to have some good cards and be lucky. She's a bit whimsical.
I almost won every race, except one Long. Will try again shortly.

I rolled like 6-70 times already and still have 35k left
saveGODs must have over 40k ya?

People are really weird about Cygames yuri stuff specifically.
This is the same company that went out of its way to say Cag and Ladiva were both equally trans despite the vast difference in their appearance
Not even americans go that far

Are debuffs good in pvp? If yes, how should I use/build them?

>>531161348
No, I hate it.
Also I have unrelated to that question. I saw someone's Nature with this costume on. Is it unlockable and how?

>instead of refunding people that lost their sparks theyre just running the banner again

>>530900069
>Actual 3DPD zoomer talking like this
Fucking end me
>Cute anime gyaru horse call talking like this
Suddenly it's amusing and fun. Still cringe as hell obviously, but at least I don't want to punch a child.

>>530826301
she's great
nice, even

>>530756392
>>530756490
Are those things actually that much of a game changer? Aren't they a bitch to clean and such? What if all you do is a quick jerk, instead of a longer session or some shit, is it still that much of a difference?

>>530601802

>>530430257
nice fluffy dork

>>530400972
Do it for Nice Wife

>Style rank affects wit
>G rank style is -90% Wit
>ok
>
> Skill procs always use your base Wit and ignore all wit reduction
???????????????
So does it affect it or not what the fuck does Wit do????

Man maybe the top 1 pvp player might know something about how the game works