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Thread 82218450 Archived
>Tfw under 6ft and i know i will never be a women's first choice because of my height
Thread 82218101 Archived
You're not competing with chad, you're competing with women's solitude.
Thread 82217648 Archived
>you will never lay down next to a femanon
>you will never rest your head on her chest, listening to her heartbeat
>she pats you as you do this
man
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if this thread gets 0 yous i will kill myself
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How well do you think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse scenario? How long are you surviving? What tricks and plans do you have?
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Any other black fembots or curly haired fembots here love their natural hair but don't know how to take care of it? I wish I knew how to take better care of it, I'm considering buying Brazilian hair p...
Thread 82218161 Archived
Why do you blame Jews? They are just normal people trying to make something of their lives
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Anyone wanna help fund my first Commander deck please?
Thread 82215048 Archived
Your eyes look very pretty, femcel. Especially the bags under them. It's like free makeup for you.
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Autistic women, get a german bf ASAP and thank me later
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What machine do you use to post?
little song i made i think sounds cool Archived
look at this thing i made i think it sounds cool (even the improvised parts, thats what i call progress!!) (sorry about the shit quality i only have my webcam to record with, dont have an audio interf...
Thread 82217755 Archived
>be blackbot
>other blacks dont like you because you're "corny" or "act white"
>other races sometimes cautious at best because you're black
>black men are the lowest rated for all women
Is it just ove...
Thread 82218260 Archived
>be woman
>random simp pays you $40 for a pair of used socks
Why is Reddit like this? Archived
>be me
>try out reddit for the first time
>have some fun posting and looking at stuff
>post a twitter screenshot of someone saying bs like "there needs to be another pride month!" in a subreddit about...
Thread 82218051 Archived
I literally took a dumb normgrel bitch out on a 3 mile hike with an amazing view to see the sunset and this bitch apparently had never seeing anything like this before,she said it was so beautiful and...
Thread 82216776 Archived
>170 IQ
>kill birds with my pellet gun to get high
My life is over already, anyway. I am just hanging on and playing Nintendo to get high while I wait for my dad to pass away.
Thread 82217387 Archived
I don't want to go to work tomorrow because the managers/higher-ups at my new job training location are assholes. I'm only tolerating it because fortunately where I'm getting the training, it isn't wh...
Thread 82218148 Archived
Just blocked my "best" friend and went off of all messaging apps. I'm gonna try and see how long can i live without anyone besides my parents to talk to before i actually get a mental breakdown or som...
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penis sex sex sex vagina sex butthole pussy dick cum cock sex pussy pussy pussy dick in pussy dick in pussy cock pussy dick'n'balls cock pussy cock pussy labia majora clitoris spread your meat curtain...
Thread 82217044 Archived
been sober for a week now can i drink a just tonight i really need a drink i need a drink i think i deserve a drink for being so good whats the point of being sober anyway i just worry it will reset m...
Thread 82208981 Archived
How would you feel about losing your virginity with your best friend crossdressing?
Thread 82217175 Archived
>Been invisible my entire life
>Now I just start lying to people about everything because I know they'll forget me
Anyone else? Some girl was crying because her mom was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. ...
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Why do nerds like this refuse do date femcels?
What's stopping you from dating your looks match?
Thread 82215818 Archived
Is machiavelli right? is he based?
Thread 82216793 Archived
Any robots taken the hooker-pill?
I've been thinking about banging hookers for a while until I feel more competent at sex. Feel like it might give me confidence in bed. Any robots ever do the same?
Thread 82217828 Archived
How would you disappear from your life? Start fresh somewhere new to shake off the depression? Or is that a gay womanly thing to do?
Thread 82216847 Archived
what's it like putting your penis into a female?
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Does anyone else feel pain after ejaculation?
I always end Archived
up feeling infuriated whenever my parents give me passive aggressive comments such as 'heh, did you oversleep again?' and 'that's bad, man' (I want to punch a wall whenever they call me 'man') etc.
I ...
Thread 82217153 Archived
Reddit is good
https://www.reddit.com/r/ramdass/comments/1msuq06/operating_from_a_deprivation_model/
Handsome VIRGIN Archived
I'm a 35yo guy, former model, and I'm a virgin
Nobody has ever believed me. People have this idea that looks will result in automatic pussy but it's not that simple especially where I live
So yea I j...
Thread 82217940 Archived
ITT: posters you know and posters you miss
I miss Bigu. He was a retarded mentally ill faggot who had a big cock. He stayed in mental wards and got people to cut themselves for him.
I know Kurt and...
Thread 82217713 Archived
Ive havent been to r9k in almost a year, who are the new namefags?
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getting rid of garbage is so pleasing...
Thread 82217551 Archived
>need outsourced structure and regiment in my life because I have poor discipline
>if there is no outside foundation giving me regiment I will just be a fat lazy piece of shit
Thread 82218020 Archived
How do I get a 13yo gf like her?
Thread 82216528 Archived
Just for your information, Konata avatarfags, Konata pfps, Konata OP picrels, even occasional Konata posters all crave sodomy. If someone uses Konata imagery in any way they want their anus stretched ...
Thread 82217526 Archived
how do i stop falling in love with every woman who is nice to me?
Thread 82216303 Archived
should you troon out to spite your ex? if you are lucky with genetics you might even end up looking hotter than her, imagine her jealous roastie reaction if she saw you like that!
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I hope my future wife is fine with the fact that I don't particularly enjoy blowjobs, it would be best if she preferred giving handjobs but that is still not as good as just regular unprotected sex.
I'm starting to understand radfems Archived
I have been consuming a large amount of feminist and radfem content this week and, at first, I thought it was just going to be slop, but a lot of the points they make are worth genuine consideration. ...
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What do we think of this?
Thread 82215591 Archived
>Be me
>Spend entire life laughing at lolcows
>Remember Chris Chan
>Severely Autistic
>Trans
>Allegedly molested his mom
>tfw even he got a Girlfriend
>tfw I'm a 27 kissless virgin
Women love murderers? Archived
Do you think if Elliot Rodger was alive, he'd receive love letters in prison? Or were his actions too comical even for hybristophiliac women?
Thread 82217863 Archived
Holy shit why is she such a fucking bitch... nobody likes girls who act like this.
Thread 82216760 Archived
This board sometimes makes me feel very insecure about my physical attributes
Other than this, I love it and I love all of you
Have a good day friends
How to not be a fat blob Archived
I have concluded that one of the reasons girls aren't interested in me is that I am fat (110 kg at 6'2''). Since I suspect there is a few gymbros here, I am asking for some advice.
What exercises wo...
Thread 82216612 Archived
You don't say, huh?
Foreveralone Feels Thread Archived
I'm not trying to cope or larp, I genuinely think I'm a good man. I don't lie, I don't cheat, I don't screw people over, and I try to treat others with respect. I'd really love to have a real, nice, a...
Thread 82217706 Archived
still loyal to mini
Thread 82216954 Archived
I really hate how social media has caused standards to inflate so much. What once used to be an insane physique, is now just "skinny". What once was a handsome guy, is now just ugly.
Thread 82217608 Archived
until my OoT cartridge arriveth by mail i have nothing to do but brain-rot...
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Why does the amircans combine the toilet and the shower in the same room can't a man enjoy a shower without having a neighbour
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>complains about being incel
>isn't at least 15% bodyfat
It's gotta be some kind of fucking joke, right? How can these retards claim their situation is out of control when all they have to do is stop...
Thread 82216991 Archived
a dry orgasm AND a no-wiper? today's shaping up to be a great day
Thread 82217710 Archived
The fact that I considered dating a tranny is bonkers to me.
Thread 82217660 Archived
Is she an example of a yayoi?
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What video games are you currently playing?
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I had the best night of my life with a girl, only to find out the next day it meant nothing to her. How do I deal with the fact that to a girl I will never be anything more than a last-ditch effort to...
Why dont incel just join dance classes Archived
Like salsa?
You wouldnt be an incel if youd know how to dance
Thread 82217378 Archived
i wish i was this guy
Thread 82217250 Archived
me when the 10'6" 1000lbs fat-muscular curvy amazon dommy mommy is edging my dih with her hairy wet grippy fat coochie reverse cowgirl her sweaty unwashed ass in my face fogging up my vision and makin...
Thread 82216557 Archived
Why do femcels refuse do date incels?
What's stopping you from dating your looks match?
Thread 82217421 Archived
rape kill and slaughter
repeat I
I rape kill and slaughter
bust down your down, big marauder
coming straight for your daughter
boutta cum cause i got her
cant stop me i caught her
thats right i...
Thread 82217586 Archived
>1 in 10 young girls are on onlyfans
How are you supposed to wagecuck and contriboooot to basedciety knowing that
Thread 82217536 Archived
as a director
is it wrong to force my gf into acting
Thread 82217575 Archived
The trvecel needs Lebensraum. Foids, troons and normalfags will need to perish so that my people may prosper.
Thread 82216838 Archived
Today our 23 y/o autistic son woke us up,giggling hysterically, having flushed two action figures down the toilet. About 30 minutes later when he needed to poop (having removed all of his clothes to d...
Thread 82214989 Archived
Why don't you just get dolls?
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What causes this jealousy?
Thread 82216814 Archived
my boner is attacking me again. need a heavy duty foid at its base. stat.
post a song that you hate Archived
i've always fucking hated this piece of shit song it's a white knight anthem, a simp anthem.
https://youtu.be/6Ux6SlOE9Qk?si=zfTzVS0TUH7CoRxB
Severe attachment issues and obsessiveness Archived
Its gotten so bad ive never been able to achieve a friendship with a male for more than 2 weeks. Maybe its because I missed out on teen romance since I was the doomer anti social type . Any guy that s...
/britfeel/ Archived
Proper thread for proper lads desu
Thread 82217379 Archived
Has anyone here done acting? It's something I've always wanted to try, to assume the role of a character and temporarily live in an imaginary world. I used to love roleplaying as a kid but as I grew u...
is this based Archived
I like paying women on OF and fansly to send me custom videos of them dancing
I tell them what to wear (if anything lol) and I send them a YouTube video of the choreography tutorial and the correspond...
Thread 82216365 Archived
>be Anthony Burgess in 1962
>decide to write a scary dystopian story warning against the decline of society and culture
>the most horrific deranged vision you can conjure is White teenagers drinking d...
Virgin, yet not an incel. Archived
I don't consider myself an incel, I'm tall & I look better than most people I see. I just don't want to have anything to do with most women, and those who I would be up to dating, avoid all social int...
Thread 82217305 Archived
Realistically how many foids could I kill and occasionally rape until I get caught?
Why are white "incels" so ungrateful? Archived
You get to choose the pick of the litter of brown qts, yet you still complain about how life is unfair to you.
Thread 82217286 Archived
i cant lie this life thing is pretty shit
Thread 82216950 Archived
Why don't incels just start fly fishing?
You wouldn't be an incel if you knew how to fish.
Thread 82217247 Archived
i dont wanna wake up tomorroww
Become the girl Archived
I finally get it. I finally get why these faggots want to be the girl. Do you wish you were a girl anon? Women have it so much easier than us. Imagine never having to try in life ever. Just transition...
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>Girl sends nudes to guy she likes = based
>Girl sells nudes to any guy = evil whore
I don't get it
Thread 82216635 Archived
women are annoying insufferable emotional illogical creatures. fuck them
Thread 82216957 Archived
Gynocentrism is evil (x)
Thread 82217196 Archived
>be woman
>can just exist
Thread 82215797 Archived
So has nobody ever seen Tokyo Mew Mew? I want to know if i'm weird for feeling like Sailor Moon is more girly than Tokyo Mew Mew
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I cut my thumb pretty ddep and bad 2 days ago, now all the feeling above that cut is strongly reduced. Not gone, but pretty dull. You fellas think it will come again after it heals? Do the nerves have...
Thread 82215654 Archived
this student of the way of fish has sum sneeding to do
It was a mistake giving Internet to the wider masses Archived
Almost all of modern problems can be traced back to social media.
> Loneliness epidemic: people having too high standards due to being exposed to minority of super pretty/handsome people on social med...
Thread 82217150 Archived
>summer is ending
im still in the its spring and summer hasnt started yet headspace tbdesu
did i almost get SAd? i feel gross Archived
>have guy over last night
>we drink
>i put on a movie
>we start making out, ok
>at this point i was really drunk, way more drunk than him
>i couldnt walk straight, i think at one point we were sitting...
Thread 82217089 Archived
>Throughout history, 80% of women have reproduced while only 40% of men have.
>Data from American colleges show 20% of males - the most attractive ones - get 80% of the sex, according to an analysis b...
Thread 82217032 Archived
Why does everyone recommend me to stop surfing 4chan?
What's wrong with us?
Thread 82216902 Archived
I hate myself
I hate my life
I'm so tired
Thread 82216924 Archived
best escapism drugs?
Thread 82216231 Archived
The fembot character.
Thread 82217007 Archived
You know that feel when somebody is so in the wrong or makes an otherwise so stupid post you just gotta make an excessive respond but then regret being so over the top?
Thread 82216589 Archived
im 30 hours into a fast right now and idk if i can take it anymore aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but i need to get skinny
Thread 82216903 Archived
pro tip for the ED crew. If you need to throw up but don't feel like doing it the old fashioned way, drink a large amount of caffeine and immediately after drink green tea. You will vomit everything y...
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Why would a white woman ever do porn?
If we agreed with white supremacists wouldn't it be easier for them to
a) marry someone who is rich
b) use their high IQ to get rich
c) further their educatio...
Thread 82208003 Archived
isolation makes u go crazy
Thread 82216874 Archived
I know anons claim women hit the wall at 30 and that they can't have children and that they've been riding the cock carousel and that all single 30 year old women are trash, but i wouldn't mind gettin...
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I wish I wasn't such a pathetic ricecel. I wish I was Chang.
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Honest thoughts on cam girls and sex workers?
Thread 82214189 Archived
Average 4chan user behavior
Got rejected for having big a small dick Archived
My dick is around 6.5-7 inches and about 5.5 inches in girth. This girl told me I wasn't big enough to hit and she was looking for cocks that are least 9+ inches. She said that she prefers 11 inches o...
Thread 82216376 Archived
If you're ever stressed or depressed you can just kill yourself
Thread 82216097 Archived
>85k likes
Why are women so evil?
Bpd woman Archived
>Be me
>Randomly message best friends failed talking stage one night replying to Instagram story
>Get a convo going
>Jokes n the lot
>She asks how I found her
>Explain she's my best friends failed ta...
Is life determined by what college you get into? Archived
I feel like if you get into a top tier school you are just set for life but I could also be projecting because I was a very weak student and did not go to a strong school and have struggled to find em...
Thread 82216168 Archived
i turned 25
can i end myself now
i hate being ugly and unlikeable
Taking photos of people in public Archived
I took this one.
Thread 82215294 Archived
making a fetlife profile for CNC has increased my hate of women. i at least get to take some of it out when i get hook ups, but reading some of the retarded shit people post on this website is insane....
Thread 82214873 Archived
who is your pornfu?
mine would have to be mandy muse. fucking 44 inch hips, plus a cute face and a true slut personality.
I perform pagan rituals to fortify white genocide Archived
I perform a series of rituals. Most involving blood and cum and ritual sacrifice to powers that will work towards the shared goal of white genocide. I spend real money and time on this. Some rituals a...
Thread 82216508 Archived
Why is my oneitis so perfect bros
Thread 82215703 Archived
How do girls feel about sexual attention online?
Thread 82212740 Archived
hello moids of r9k, if you were to have a perfect gf, what features would she have?
>body type
>appearance
>personality
>body count
>hobbies/interests
>employment/education
>other
Thread 82212612 Archived
Anyone eIse waiting for a girl to approach you first?
Epistemological Surplus Archived
You probably refresh the site a lot, but have you ever asked if a primary or secondary qualities are what is making the prior state of the board intelligible to the posterior state?
what drugs for le depression? Archived
Considering trying ketamine therapy to combat my bipolar depression, I didnt know you could just order the shit online. Anyone here have any experience with psycholytic usage of it? Honestly any recom...
Thread 82216415 Archived
Weekend's already over again
Back to the torture of work for 5 fucking days yet again
Oh boy
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