Criterion closet videos are popular because everyone yearns for blockbuster and hollywood video to return. They're to millennials what scenery paintings are to zoo animals

i’ve heard he is a yacht prostitute now, is that why he is not to see in any big movies latly? also, that jaw thing, did his pimp do it? just asking, always liked his movies

i don't like seeing lazy rich actors portraying hard working working class people, it's stolen valour

Hypothetical, but what if the next episode baited us and it was Panderverse Cartman farting for 22 minutes?

>automates thousands of doctors jobs Was I supposed to be sad when he got blown up?

Season 2 fucking sucks

Fuck you, I liked it

At this point, are these movies being mass produced by AI for Indian audiences? I can see no other reason why they're still being put out. I know of no sentient being inside my circle or outside of it...

There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t wan...

So she swapped bodies with him, right?

The only thing I really didn't like about it were Willow and the first episode but that was just easing us into the series. Otherwise I found this to be a fairly solid reboot. The animation I found in...

Del Taco’s brilliant original take on Frankenstein is the monster is misunderstood and humans bad. This has never been done endless times before

>stay in this windowless, airless prison for 3 days >that'll be $5000

LOVE YOU FOR FOUR THOUSAND (fünftausend) YEARS LOVE YOU FOR FOUR THOUSAND (fünftausend) MORE I HAVE DIED EVERYDAY WAITING FOR YOU DARLING DON"T BE AFRAID I HAVE LOVED YOU

What’s the Joe Bonamassa of cinema?

>The funniest movie of all time flopped but why?

HOLLY WOOD SHOULD MAKE A BIG MOVIE ABOUT MY COUNTRY, PAKISTAN!!! ANY HOLLY WOOD PRODUCERS INTERESTED LET ME KNOW, I CAN SEND YOU MY EMAIL AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!!!

Boob-based episodes We need more of these on sitcoms

>He was a degenerate from the start Bravo Kubrick

Kramer is right. A damaged item wouldn't be a tax write off, but a "write off" is also used as a more general term. The post office likely has an account set up to estimate and account for damaged pa...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuZnRRVWnbQ >Robby got a new jacket >Jawmaxxed Whitaker >Punished Langdon >Autismfu >Spicy Santos Pittchads, we're so back.

*sips* >Oh my God.... this coffee *SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* >Gale this...... ive never tasted something so.......... *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GU...

why didn't he just kill all the Jews?

In order to better understand women and hopefully bring back something of value, I plan to watch the Twilight trilogy from start to finish. Does anyone have any words for me before I go in?

Did anyone else see this? I thought it was quite interesting

Apologize now

Which one?

This is how a wormhole works.

>could have any woman he wanted >his entire race is about eugenics and having the best specimen and offspring >chooses post wall hag to have a hapa son with Why did he do it?

Is this shit worth watching

Would Dafne Keen be a good choice for the Basic Instinct remake?

remember how back in 2011-2014 movies like harry potter, hunger games and twilight got their last movie split into 2? while i didn't like this that much i think TDKR was the one that needed this the ...

>An A list actress tries to sleep with a teenager and has a full frontal nude scene on a beach. It's crazy this movie got made.

>hollywood movie has any political ambiguity whatsoever >"ugh this is just more 'america fuck yeah' propaganda" So....this is the power of canadian film criticism

>it insists upon itself >BECAUSE IT HAS A POINT TO MAKE what was the point of Godfather? guy became a gangster at the end, that's all I remember

What am I in for?

Was Napoleon really short like. (5ft tall)? Did Josephine really cuck him with a lower ranked French officer or was all of that just british propaganda?

They are playing sex crazed twins who have a threesome with Orlando Bloom's character.

Is My Days of Mercy still a lesbian movie, or is it now considered a straight romance because of Elliot Page?

So did George suck the roommates dick?

If robits r so much smarter than humans why do they not understand why the humans who abuse them do so because they don’t think they’re alive and that doesn’t necessarily make them bad people even a l...

>In an elevator with a film exec What's your pitch?

Do you like Westerns? Who saw this? Care to comment?

>The film follows a man (Gyllenhaal) as he decides to go on a honeymoon with his would-be father-in-law (Costner) after his fiancée dies two days before their wedding. https://deadline.com/2025/08/ho...

They're going to cast Pedro Pascal as Aragorn, aren't they?

which maladjusted Joaquin is it for you?

Really? For Butter?

is this worth a watch?

How will /tv/ feel when she wins the Oscar for Die My Love?

I've been off /tv/ for a few months, so sorry if I missed the discussions, but what did /tv/ think? We've been starved of good comedy movies for a long time now, so unless it' just plain awful, I'm in...

>banned from a fruit store >can't just get fruit at the supermarket because it's just 'not good' Is this some weird neurotic jewish thing? It's fucking fruit.

I miss Brittany Murphy.

>Villain makes such a compelling argument that protagonist can't refute it Any other examples?

What's your favorite heist movie?

Goodbye. I'm leaving /tv/ forever. Sergeant, dial the stargate.

https://comicbookmovie.com/booster-gold/booster-gold-speculation-once-again-mounts-that-eternals-star-kumail-nanjiani-has-joined-the-dcu-a223388

After rumors ranging from Mary-Jane Watson to Gwen Stacy to Jean Grey to Firestar to Theresa Parker, Sadie Sink is confirmed to be playing a literally who in the next Spider-Man movie.

How does he do it?

Were DVD players really worth this much in 2001?

The real moral of this show is that the Internet of Things is a disaster in the making that must never be implemented.

is it weird i related to the bastard son more than ryan gosling in this movie?

This piece of shit accurately predicted what 2025 would be like

Imogen Poots is the most beautiful woman in the world and I'm tired of pretending she's not Cailee Spaeny is a close second

Let's get some Fs in the chat.

Movies about the true nature of women?

(You) said this is kino but it's kinda meh

>WHITE PUSSY BUSINESSMEN SUCKING ON A BIG BROWN DICK

What’s her best role so far?

Crashing this Lockmart CM-88B Bison C-class deep space exploration vessel With some survivors

so what was the point of tricking the cleaners into thinking that the world wasnt an irradiated shithole?

How come Mastodon appearing in GoT didn't piss you guys off like Ed Sheeran did?

why is this movie so highly rated? it's the same retarded shit as good will hunting, fucking "I am an asshole but sensitive inside" genre of the fucking 90s usa scene at the house diner was kinda funn...

Why do the characters pupils dilate when they shoot up heroin? Heroin doesn't do that, it does the opposite. I hope someone was fired for this mistake.

crazy to think this movie single single handedly pushed incel culture to the masses, it literally BROKE society and shaped it into what we have today. and now it's been forgotten, only remembered for ...

Are they the trinity of "oh look it's that guy" actors?

What they were thinking?

>Jack: I'm just tired >Dumb kid: Then why don't you go to sleep >Jack: Because your dumbass will simply come in here and try to wake up if I did that This movie is pretty simple to understand for hon...

>THESE TABLES ARE MY LIVELYHOOD!!

i don't remember the race change spell

curve lovers we eatin good

>Hear me out. We have Sydney Sweeney walk up to a 1950s style McDonald’s Restaurant, smiling. Just as she starts to order, the camera pans to the side to reveal the sign, “Whites Only”.

Wait a (fünf) second... Sam Shepard moved on?

Look at him go!

>Tom Cruise's underwater thriller Deeper, originally slated for production with Warner Bros. and director Doug Liman, has been put on hold due to a massive budget dispute; Warner Bros. refused to meet...

>comes back after years >absolutely BTFOs prequelfags and lucas once again >refuses to elaborate >leaves

Did anyone even watch any of this besides GOTG 3? Ignore Blade that's never coming out

Interesting story about the filming of this scene

...well? Any good ideas for the fine folx at Disney to help appeal to Gen Z men more?

why didn't she have a bigger career?

Name four (fünf) time-travel that made you feel loopy. Protip: You can't. Don't worry, I'll wait.

>Needs well over a billion to break even >production is running aimlessly like a headless chicken, likely going to be a disjointed mess >Marvel is on a string of flops, films have no hype behind them,...

Where the FUCK is this bitch's whore movie where she's plays a WHORE in Paris?

Will this save Kiki's career?

>I've got shitposters coming in tomorrow and I've got to make room. Make me a shitpost Anon. One that is topical so will not get banned. You have 45 seconds.

>ewes weaponize the violent 10% to stay in power How did this get greenlit

Honest question Are British actors overrated?

>the host was too late to discover the parasites Aside from Alien 1979 what are some other movies like this

>Spreads rumors of his show getting cancelled because no one cares anymore KWABOTY

>Where the hell can I get eyes like that? >Gotta kill a few people. >Okay, I can do it. >Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, a...

COPS is filmed in front of a live studio audience

I MISS HOLIDAY MARATHONS I MISS COMMERCIALS THAT WEREN'T JUST TIK-TOK VIDEOS I MISS TUNING INTO THE RANDOM SHOW THAT AIRED BEFORE THE SHOW YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO WATCH I MISS GETTING ONE SEASON A YEA...

Pumpkinhead edition previous >>213841896

>HAMNET follows Agnes (Jessie Buckley) –the wife of the world’s most famous writer, William Shakespeare (Paul Mescal)– as she struggles to come to terms with the loss of her only son, Hamnet. The film...

>Entire project is a twelve year long in-depth "fuck you, you suck" to a certain individual in particular What's the film/television equivalent of this?

>no triceratops bathroom >have to poop out in nature >this smarmy jew swaggers up >"THAT IS ONE BIG PILE OF SHIT" >all the other dinos laugh How do you respond without sounding mad?

>You don't believe folks was up on them moons?

>No political pandering >Dialogue littered with niche film & tv references >Racial jokes >Dick and fart jokes >Memorable catchphrases >Odd characters (Montez, Wayman, Gillian, Alice, Kyle) >Goofy impr...

ITT: actors you hate

I love my friends, I love my God, and love my country.

For me it was Murdoch

these reaction videos are getting out of control

Carlos Lehder said this was a comedy show full of made up bullshit

Woke Park miscalculated. I love Trump more than I like South Park.

Why is he such a dick It’s just fucking sushi

I've yet to hear why this was bad other than >muh derivative of Star Wars >oh no (space) commies are evil and retarded (like in real life) and not muh complex villains It's a mediocre teen slop, but e...

I used to believe The Irishman was the greatest crime film, but this is amazing.

I just marathoned this whole movie. What did I think of it?

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bullteball

Millennials thought this was the hottest woman in the world 15 years ago

The most kino comedic act ever.

If not, why? You're basically the only one who hasn't yet.