>>716462937
unpaid intern

>shadow crystals
>the theory that makes the most sense is that they allow you to see the future
>besides the ones we've already seen, the most notable one is kris shaking the crystal in front of the prophecy (it never changes)
>it is described as a completely see through shard of glass

>black shard
>described as the OPPOSITE, an opaque black shard of glass
>the "1225" gacha machine actually doesnt deposit a shadow crystal, but a blackshard
>it passes through kris's hand and he cant see it anymore
>you cant see through a blackshard, but it means it could be physical in nature AND have something to do with the past

>shadow crystals allow you to see the future
>BlackShard can replicate the past (maybe only visually)
>this makes both the "kris lost their hand" valid, because kris lost their hand in the past, and will lose their hand in the future
>this is why asgore has actual use for a blackshard

CADOOES AND CADETTES
SAY "ILOVETV" TO GET THE JANNY'S PAY DEDUCTED

I LOVE TV

>>716148095
always remind yourself that even in the early UT days there were legitimately dumbfucks who insisted Genocide was the only route worth playing (99% of these people were femCharafags)

>>532205782
>* Sorry, only three letters
>* Any more and the censors would kill me!
huh...

Psst,this thread seems to be sneaking past the censors!

>>531490786
That pic but it's Tenna about to eat me out instead

>>531389328
>Look at this repost I made of /utg/ shitposts reposted to Reddit!
Mike, can you check if we're at a carnival? Because it looks like we're in some kind of hall of mirrors that was set up by a clown!

MIKE! Release the Epstein files!
...
(What do you MEAN you're in them? What are you, the president!?)

>>715282189
It's something that Kris, Susie or Ralsei wouldn't let happen. It's going to be something bigger and worse than just one of them dying.

>>530970535
It's okay! You'd have to have..."read miles" of a certain webcomic to get it!

>>715220215
I have knot a thing to say.

>Microphone Quality?
Crusty
>Ceiling Fan?
Turned on high
>Bit-rate?
Animated Pixel Art
>Keyboard?
Right next to the microphone
>Dishwasher?
Running
>Smoke Detector?
Chirping

Say it with me!
IT'S
STREAM-ING
TIME!

>>715009134
>she

>>530359840
>soft as babyshit
I guess it checks out that "gotefags" know a lot about shit, seeing as they tend to use their Asriel plushies to wipe it off!

(..and somebody get me a cup of coffee.)

>>714791307
(I'd suggest following the money but there isn't any!)

>>530281942
>* (who doesn't?)

>>714572000
>Be with friend who is grill
>Says her current BF is too tired to sex and toys don't do much
>Ask her if she wants me to finger her or something
>"oh no that would be cheating"
>I forgot she's a teacher and teachers don't like cheating.

>>530032689
>a minor meltdown
Careful with that phrasing, contestant! The Anons here will hear "minor" and want to have sex with it!

>>714521596
>MKW had well-designed tracks
(Shame they don't let you play them!)

>>529798106
Looks like someone didn't see the "No Kitten Around!" line in their contract!
(Our lawyers said it wasn't legally sound, but I don't think this anon would want to get the law involved right now.)

(https://files.catbox.moe/dbrrqd.png)

>>528854335
I think he forgot to spoiler it lol

>>713654756
Now you see, if Toby put curves on these, just imagine the art. Very daring interpretation, I like. I like.

>>713614280
Now the censors are REALLY gonna kill us!

Kris has boatloads of identity issues and the guys telling you to install a gendered mod are, ironically, missing the point to briefly satisfy their inner Thumb. This isn't exactly Starfield, you know?

Here I'll save you years of time and keyboard tinkering.
>best linear switches
Gateron yellow, Gateron Ink Black
>best clicky switches (light)
Kailh box white, Gateron Melodics (on the heavier side of light)
>best clicky switches (heavy)
Kailh box jades (box navies for even heavier)
>best tactiles
Boba U4T, Chosfox Voyager v2 (note: avoid if you're using MT3 or similarly tall and heavy keycaps, actuation issues), MMD Princess Tactile
>i'm a hipster and want a light tactile
Kailh box browns, v1 if possible, otherwise settle for Kailh box whites and put up with the clicking
>but what if i want oneness with cup rubber
Get one of those Niz topre clones. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg either way and Niz has MX sliders built in already so you retain keycap compatibility with virtually every other keyboard on the market. No there isn't actually a huge quality differential between first-party Realforce and Niz.
>but what if i don't like mx switches and i want alps
Find the biggest dildo you can and sit on it, I guess, because Alps switches are hard to find without dismantling old keyboards and there aren't any fresh ones, keyboards or switches.
>but what if i don't want to solder anything
Buy a prebuilt or suck it up and solder in Mill-max hotswap sockets so you don't have to do it again, a Pinecil is $25 and it's the best soldering iron you'll ever buy.
>but what if i want a magnetic (hall effect/TMR keyboard)
I also like linear keyboards that have gimmick software installed. Have fun making your older games not freak the fuck out when it keeps detecting a keyboard and an Xbox 360 left stick at the same time because you bound analog input to WASD.

Also get a Madlions HE keyboard. They're a close enough clone that Wooting got super fucking pissed and tried to scrub Madlions off of the internet. Point one for huemonkeys.

Of the four in the pic Samus is the one in most desperate need of an actual moveset overhaul; Mii Gunner is very transparently a second attempt at Samus

>>713472831
>>713472909
(He might not repeat Mass Effect 3's ending, but you'll sure repeat that post!)

>>713433229
Homecooked Tenna gifs free of charge
https://catbox.moe/c/gphh60
I'll add more as I finish them