I love porn do much but it sucks whenever I have to fap alone

I keep talking to abusive e-boys online even though the last one almost got me murdered unironically. (He recruited someone i met up with into a hate chat, i met up with that person since I didnt know...

>anon, why don't you take your niece and her friends to the mall for a while? >it will be fun :)

It doesn't matter what your personality is like. It doesn't matter how your face looks. It doesn't matter how fit you are. It doesn't matter how much money you make, or what awards you've won, or how ...

My dick is so fucking small and its ruined me. I don't know why its so abnormally small, but it has prevented any sort of romantic confidence in me for about a decade now. I considered trying random d...

Fellow Millennials, I'm done trying to be "young" now, I don't even like what's associated with the current definition of young anyway.

>watching streamer >his girlfriend comes on >they start acting cutesy together >day ruined >unfollow and block

What do you think about paizuri?

Denji is literally me

why do women like medieval weapons and armor so much

>The image that BTFO'd normalfags forever

why does my ebf hate me

Women are disgusting degenerative scum that is unable to love. Just parasites. They have ugly souls. Natural born traitors. Just absolutely biological creatures. Nothing from God. Just filth. Nothing ...

Post your stats >IQ >Talents or Hobbies >Dick Size >Mental Illnesses >Eye Color >Philosophical Beliefs

I'm not a furry, but goddamn the things I'd do with Rouge the Bat.

crazy that im shorter than the average malnourished guy who died at 35 4000 years ago

>tfw autistic nigger it was over for me before i was even born

My entire family with the exception of my sister all live like animals. My brother is an impulsive high-functioning retard (like legit low IQ retarded), my dad is an impulsive narcissist that's also a...

Why do you all look like that? Is it on subconcious?

>person that has not spoken to me in thirteen years reached out to me >we met again, yesterday >she has a bf >her brother has a gf >his friends that I also knew from those times have gfs >their friend...

Why won't you incels just fucking BREED? We've tried everything.

>look at (((porn))) for the first time in years >the kids are now fapping to "babecock" videos >they literally can't get off without seeing cock

im a 19 years old chilean boy and always have been isolated. past all i can remember of my life building and tearing apart axioms trying to form a way of living where the guilt of existing doesnt have...

>I will never look like this tell me why I shouldn't rope immediately

Early 20s sperg foid who recently joined the dating scene for the first time. I found a wonderful person who has treated me with nothing but respect and kindness. We have gone to dinners, had excursio...

A snail

you all deserve a bullet in the head and nothing more, eat my ass and drop dead

>1 low effort sentence and a female wojak >22 replies None of you seem inclined to reply to my threads regardless of effort. Why shouldn't I start larping as a woman from now on and waste your time a...

If the Bible says God will only give you as much as you can handle, then why are there so many suicides?

heart and mind is hurting but taking it easy either way. how are you all?

Femblobs, bots and cels! A question for you all! Lets say you get the man of your dreams, the perfect life you desire on the condition that you have to help your partner rape one random stranger once....

tell me anon, what little thing about yourself makes you feel insecure or embarrassed to have.

>be me >go to school for programming >junior devs being skipped for AI shit and H1Bs who work for pennies >Fuck it, I'll go into a trade >Dealing with shitty boomers who dont want to train anyone and ...

how can i tell if a girl is chad only, or better yet, if i possibly have a chance?

Have you noticed rapists typically would rather murder than kidnap? What's the logic in that? Doesn't it seem like a waste? And more severe sentencing too.

>oily butt >pogo stick bouncing >both hands GRIPPING the waist >hard groping of the butt cheeks >bareback sex Foids, I found our next roleplay. I demand we fuck this way.

>3 in the morning >the sound of muffled steel drums from a hastily quieted television >soft fap fap faps from under the blanket with one ear reserved for approaching noises in the hallway >if unable ...

So I was watching a billy and mandy iceberg video on YouTube and apparently there's an episode where an offensively named character (I don't even want to say it) bullies people. How was this allowed o...

someone explain to me how this would feel

>go from getting 5 matches a week to 80+ on dating apps after my hair transplant grew in hairpill is a disgusting blackpill to swallow

>I have to move to a Minneapolis suburb

I cant deal with long hair anymore. I was doing yard work yesterday and it kept slapping on my earbuds turning them off and on. Then I didnt get a shower because I was too tired and it literally looks...

So there's this really cool thing I want to show you

When a woman wears tight-fitting clothes that make her breasts look bigger, is it just because she has no money and is wearing old clothes that are now too small, or is she intentionally wearing cloth...

You can't refute the related infograph. At best, you can cry, shit your pants, and spam "tl;dr," but there are image macros with tens of thousands more words that regularly get posted and read here. ...

Do you consider this woman ugly or not?

Is this a good place to live if you aren't white? /pol/ hates it even though it's mostly white people.

>eat quick so you don't get bullied for looks by the table right next to you and so no one sees you sit alone in lunch >go to restroom after and play video games in stall until lunch is over

New Reddit atheism and wokeness wave among zoomers incoming

>Wait moid, you never fucked your sister before? >Yikes! Sorry but we don't want to be near you, let alone date you now

Fuck your normie interests. How about you talk about your autistic passions instead? I don't GAF bout your normie shit. I want to hear some autistic piss bottle hoarding cold war time glue sniffing, t...

i got drank pour itt

i made some coffee, it taste watery even though i put a lot of bean in it. what the hell is going on? what do i do?

post here if you are working to post your life and committed to it

I had a pet gnome and I sat on it and squashed it today by mistake. Its gone now. I'm not sure who else will find truffles for me now.

When's the last time you ate at Burger King?

>average /r9k/ denizen

thinking of giving my gf, kay, a nickname tah'nya very avatar like thoughts

Whenever I see in the news pictures of black babies that died (usually from abuse) I do not feel any pity for them because they look like poop. I do not think they go to heaven either lol.

I wrapped the dog leash around my neck, just so I could feel that feeling again it was nice

rate my minimum standards for a wife: >19-27 >virgin >never done anything sexual before >never kissed >never masturbated >wears non-revealing clothing >at least 8.5/10 >F cup minimum >5'0 - 6'0 >slim...

I let another man lock me in a chastity cage. I'm so fucking horny. Jfc what have I done.

any bots around the southern upstate NY/western connecticut/northern jersey area that wanna meet up and become irl frens? ofcourse i wanna get to know you over discord first but im looking for irl fri...

i like having friends when im not doing things with them i just imagine them with me it improves my mood i hope they know how much i cherish them

There's a way some of you talk and what you talk about that just creeps anyone out. This image will show the autists here a real example of a topic and way of talking that should be avoided. Learn moi...

He saved the world by killing the most evilist man in world history.

Add friend

the most transparent administration in history

I nuked it all

Anyone got anything to say to me? Its okay, r9k.

Whats this guys deal?

why are people currently dressing like its 2001?

am I fucked if I don't want a clingy gf? are most femanons clingy?

why won't you just let someone love you, fembot?

Remember, dont be kind in your application if you are not attractive enough.

Since "incel" is just the new catchphrase for anyone that someone doesn't like, can we then normalize the use of "whore"? It's the female equivalent, and it's only fair.

I hate nature i hate women i hate gods creation. only decent dessert idol is moloch because it was okay to kill girls and women to the statue I fucking hate creation. id not worship it but it would gi...

lurking on here is like people watching in an insane asylum

Why do normies perceive attractive people as more flirty than they actually are? I see this a lot, where somebody attractive is interpreted as flirting or hitting on others, despite behaving in the m...

Just by looking at me you can just tell I'm an ugly bum who's never had a boyfriend

i unadded her this time bc she didn't reply in 5 minutes but i still miss her so much fuck fuck fuck

>give some faggot incel powers >turns into a megalomaniacal murderous rapist Dont pretend like this wouldnt be every single one of you.

Fembots: >Race >Height >Weight >Hair Color >Hair Texture >Eye Color >Cup Size >Body Count >Hobbies/Interests

she doesn't love me back. world is back to being grey

sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on here who is actually cheerful and doesn't absolutely hate their life. I'm just really bad at socializing with people in person (autism), so I come here bec...

i'm SUEPR DRUNK >w<!!!!! and to stop myself making STUPID MISTAKES!!!! im gonna. SHITPOST HERE ISNTEAD!!! =w=. ahahahahha,

Last week was a nice one and then suddenly this week became a bad, an apathetic or sad one. Why is this, wasn't it supposed to be a gradual decline?

My soap got eucalyptus in it

question for women: why do nice guys like me have to pay for what your ex did? can't you just get over that shit before talking to another guy? is it really that hard?

Even Chad gets cheated on. What chance do you have?

I wonder if slutty Asian guys ever post here

Would u rather be Jewish or Indian?

I finally had sex with a tranny AMA

Does anyone else feel like a child in an adult's body, always crying on the inside, seeking a paternal figure that will never come? Or is it just me.

Glowniggers are midwits pseuds

For me it's >big front incisors(squirrel like) Very cute >naturally plump lips >freckles >oval or square faces >long curly hair >long straight hair >big poofy hair >pixie cuts Can't really pick I like...

https://youtu.be/Yl5x8jpiOsg why did it take me 3 days to find out about this

You think you could do this?

ALL women should be forced to do very degrading porn

Post random shit to say to the guy (Trip) and the girl (Grace) in the game Facade.

would you say, simple thinking is cute? And what of cuteness in general? Why does one find things cute? What is that cuteness telling your person to do? Is it telling you to protect the thing that is...

All of my boobs are different sizes by a large margin. I waited for years for them to equalize and it just isn't going to happen. Should I get surgery to even then out or just cut my loses and get rid...

Since Omegle died in 2023. Source: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegle No Registration >(2009) Omegle Text Chat + Video Chat >(2023) OmegleWeb - 300+ users Text Chat + Video Chat >(2023) OmegleApp.m...

https://voca.ro/1a1v1U45lZBz

why dont you just get a japanese yandere gf?

I'm fat but guys have told me I have a nice ass and a nice belly. I think I could maybe carve out a niche by doing feeder content and maybe fart fetish stuff too.

Why do you think you're above dating a brown woman?

you call yourself an incel but turn down a woman just because she does this

>good thing happens to me >happy for a while >eventually get suspicious of it and want to kill myself why does this happen

List of living being incapable of love: 1. Women That's all.

my sweat is really gross lately and its making me uncomfortable, so greasy i cant sleep, etc. never happened all my life, what's the deal? is it because i've developed an energy drink addiction 6 mont...

my mom asked me to find the bad smell coming from her fridge after she cleaned it and couldnt find it the second i opened the door right in the middle of the fridge was a bag of visibly rotten chicken...

whats the longest you have gone without leaving your bed (besides for bathroom)? i spent 3 or 4 weeks almost bedridden after a bad mental spiral where i did nothing but sleep and listen to random yout...

do you feel extremely envious of everything? I can hardly listen to music anymore because the thought that the musician made something very nice that other people enjoy fills me with extreme rage, oth...

miss why did you ghost me I need answers it's been 4 months I need closure

How is everyone, today was a very good day I ate tilapia and rice and vegetables and this was very delicious, then I drinked strawberry milk and this was also very good I love all of you so much and s...

I want a really greasy and oily woman to lick. Like that bitch who used to post here a decade ago. She looked so fucking greasy.

HAHAHAHA I THINK SO THE DEMORALIZING PERSON WHO WAS POSTING THE ANTI BROWN THREADS GOT BANNED :3 anyways anons how is your day OR EVENING OR IF YOU ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE

The sibo is almost done fermenting the three cans of beans I ate earlier. It's gonna be a smelly, gassy night.

WE will KO Neal WE will call out Belal WE will KO Belal WE will win the belt WE are inevitable

Being a drug dealer is unironically ubermensch behavior and Im slowly becoming convinced its the only life path I can take. You go against the law, and subsequently cucks the state, to make a living....

I'm walking across a bridge to the other side of the river and this tiny little kid is going all by himself. It's unsafe for his family to let him go ahead like that but also it feels weird being in t...

Fempreds, why do you want to do this with your BF so badly? What made you like this?

Found another troon at work (medical records and shit, irrelevant), first time seeing FtM, 34 yrs old, looks picrel top left. I actually thought this would be the first troon to actually pass as a wom...

What's the most pathetic thing you ever did for a woman?

Why are people in denial about nostalgia bias nowadays?