/adv/ - Advice

Any ideas on what do and where to travel to during Chirstmas time? I'm based out of the Dallas area.

I have 16 days off in a row around Christmas. Can't spend it with family this year. I guess prices to go anywhere spike around then but that's when I have this big chunk of time off.

hey 4chan my and my girlfriend have been drifting apart. And she always says that she doesnt have time right now what should i do?

As an introvert, what are some challenges I will face and how should I overcome them?

for all the skelly anons, where do you go?? where do you frequent?
I only get turned on and am willing to fall in love with men that are underweight but I feel like finding an actual lanky guy is like finding a needle in a haystack. Are all you lanky anons shutins??
i just want to be a mommy gf to one

How do I last longer in bed? It seems like most all the positions I try make cum too quickly.

>be me
>socially inept neet
>meet a guy online
>he likes thing, I like thing
>start talking
>fall HARD
>start obsessing
>stalk his socials
>find his address
>memorize his routine so I know when to text him
>start doing love spells on him
>drool over pictures of him all day
>ignore every red flag
>try to be just like him so he loves me more
>start planning our wedding
>start looking at plane ticket prices
>spam him when he ignores me
>”Who are you talking to? Do you hate me?”
>scare him off
>get mad
>stalk him more
>make new accounts to watch him after he blocks me
>goon to his posts
>goon harder if he’s scared of me
>remember he hates me and get mad again
>hex him
>cut myself
>bulimia returns
>be depressed for a few weeks
>”Oh? New guy?”
>repeat forever

What the fuck is actually wrong with me

Had sex with this chick and now she wants to be my girlfriend but I literally fucking hate driving and she wants to hang out every weekend

I have been told by several close friends of mine that whenever I am not around my GF that she's constantly flirting with other people, so much so that (through the grape vine) she made one of the people uncomfortable.

Our sex life has mostly gone to shit, so I guess this makes sense, but to be fair it has almost exclusively been her fault. I have attempted to discuss this and have tried to focus on more things in our relationship than just sex, yet instead of discussing this with me, shes flirting with other people and avoiding the problem.

SOLUTION:

A few months back me and my GF met a girl at a store who would not stop flirting with us (mostly me). She was purposefully following us around and looking at items in the store so as to try and give us a view up her skirt (she was wearing a floofy revealing skirt). Our general interactions were very brief, however it was so noticeable that my GF even said she was active desperate.

Turns out this girl is an upperclassman in my university, which is wild because I first met her over an hour away from the school we're both at. We share a class together and she has offered to assist me in a subject that she is more experienced in. What is also strange is that after she noticed that I was in a class with her, her clothing and behavior seemingly changed overnight, as even-though it is getting colder she is now wearing more revealing clothing.

This makes no sense to me as although I am "OK" in the looks department, she is clearly significantly more attractive than what I could even attempt to consider getting, and is far more attractive than my current GF.

Why should I not see where this goes and potentially cheat on my GF when this girl is smarter, significantly more attractive, and wants me more than my own gf?

Post copes

The title pretty much says it all. My libido is so insanely high that focusing on my studies for periods of longer than maybe 10-15 minutes is impossible for me.

I take ADHD medicine and while this helps a little bit it generally seems to make my libido worse, which cancels out the effect in the long run. I have tried several other substances to help curb the "libido induced ADHD" and nothing has worked, and in some cases, like with 9-ME-BC it has made my libido far far worse.

> get a gf
> jerk off to porn

I have a gf and I sometimes watch porn. My gf isnt always in the mood of course, and I am sometimes just not attracted to her sexually, despite the fact that she is an above average girl in almost every respect. Jerking off to porn, even once, gives me headaches which can last for hours if not the rest of the day. OTC medication does fuck all to stop them from happening, so if I jerk off I made sure its in the afternoon or night which does not help with study during the day.

I am currently an honor roll student however that may not be the case for much longer. The only way I coped through high-school and the first 2 years of university was essentially chronic masturbation, which made me feel like shit.

Is there anything fundamentally wrong with only going after women under 24 as a 30 yr old?

Target their shareholders. Their advertisers. Write them letters and send them emails that frame this to them as the privacy violation that it is, the PR nightmare it’s going to become when it inevitably fails, and convince them to pull their funding. Flood their emails. Flood their mailboxes. If enough people speak out not just online but with written letters, maybe companies will pull their funds from YouTube. They have other places they can advertise on. If YouTube loses enough funding… maybe, just maybe then they’ll see that the Clippy Revolution will NOT be silenced. They will NOT get away with extorting sensitive information from people when their accounts get false-flagged. CLIPPY. WILL. FIGHT. BACK.

Aren't interviews for entry level jobs kinda stupid?

It seems to me that having the will to go through a difficult shitty job is having the reassurance of knowing you have a girl in your life. All my coworkers, younger or older, have a girlfriend/wife. They seem to be OK with doing the shit they do, while I have to pretend I am doing good.

I even called off work this week. I don't have bills anyway.
I feel bad, but I don't see any difference except a few shekels being thrown into my account.

I wish i went to college or something, couldn't afford to.

I’ve been dragging the names of 16 dead people through the mud.
I’m moderately worried that everyone will actually really look into the things I’m saying.
I’m even more worried that they will believe me. What will I do if I succeed and everyone accepts the truth about these violent thugs?

As a kid I always had this interest in monsters and the spooky. For better or for worse the people that I've met with the same interests were people who had some sort of trauma and unhealthy outlook in life (as I did, later on)

I want to become a better person but I also think this is a part of me that I need to accept

Anybody? I keep getting obsessed with women I see online because I can't meet any in real life (and am about 100 pounds too heavy to feel comfortable approaching any if I could). How do I overcome the desire for women?

Being a butterface girl is really hard in society. I swear, it feels like people hate us more than the fat women. If you happen to be fat and pretty, i just know they're ranked above hot butterfaces.

I've gotten bullied so bad in high school by both girls and boys, they enjoyed using my facial unattractiveness as a joke punchline.
Why is looksism so important in society?

Pretty girls are portrayed as victims of bullying, but in my experience, it's been the other way around.
Guys talked shit about me out loud so i could hear it behind my desk, so they could impress the pretty girls. What have i done to deserve this? It's so unfair.

Im planning on getting surgery next year so my life won't be a living hell anymore.
After it happens, would it be wise to move to another city so my life could start over fresh? Change my name? Im definitely deleting the old pictures of myself so i won't have to see my ugly mug ever again.

Despite having an ugly face, Im not a femcel by definition. I've created a profile on hinge and bumble to see if anyone would reach out, and i've gotten a lot of guys interested, however, id rather wait until i look better facially. I know they'd just use me for sex and probably not commit in a relationship.

I was thinking to myself, ugly people that choose to have kids is one thing, but to be broke and unattractive makes you a POS.
I blame my parents because they could've had sense of self discernment to know better.

Why do ugly people procreate?
When i become pretty, it's just to attract a hot boyfriend, im not stupid enough to reproduce.
I just don't want to die alone, i won't ever have kids cause they'll have my original face.

How would you respond if you were told you stink?

Title basically says it all. I have a fetish for female bodily fluids/odors (shit, piss, menstrual fluids etc...) No matter how hard I try to suppress my sexuality, these disgusting desires keep popping back into my head. It leads to a severe self hatred and loss in confidence. I believe it is atleast part of the reason for my depressive episodes aswell.

I am just looking for a way to not hate myself.

My parents aren't bad people, but if I wasn't related to them, I really doubt I'd spend time with them, let alone my siblings. I'd love to move away but they're emotionally hyperdependent on me. Seriously, my mom spends up to literal months trying to explain to me how miserable she'll feel if I don't join them on a random family vacation or whatever. They're good people, I just don't particularly like them, so spending time with them feels like a full time caretaking position. I don't know what to do.

I'm not even ready to explain any context.
I'm just alone and spiraling out.
This should pass in some hours, but it can get worse.

I watch my people cook and they take fucking hours just to complete fucking side dishes or fucking normies who walk so fucking slow it just makes me want to slap them in the head maybe in the ass if they're women.
What is this illness I have /adv/? Help a fellow anon out.

So hypothetically, lets say there's a minor celebrity from the late 90s who's maybe lesser known these days (I have a Wikipedia page, but I'm not a household name these days), but has by all metrics been successful, and had/has access to certain circles, including having been romantically involved with a few fairly significant personalities, and also might have some information that would cause a stir if it went public. Lets say this person isn't going to be around forever, for reasons that are largely their fault, not that that's relevant.

If such a person wanted to program a sort of dead mans switch, to release things, what would be a good way to go about this? I have photos, screen caps of texts and emails, other various recordings. Where should such things be released? I want them to go to media outlets that will report on them without any bias. I also want them to be publicly available, so that there would be accountability, if the media were to bury the more sensitive/damaging details.

Nothing matters anymore. I hope that exposing the normalcy of how fucking depraved some of these people are will maybe shed some light on things like the whole Epstein situation, because that's the tip of the fucking iceberg. Having access to these circles will 100% make you a believer in the most fringe conspiracy shit. Because the Occam's razor argument of "how could they get so many people to lie about that?" just doesn't hold water anymore when these things are open secrets to the people in your circles, and the people outside of them just don't fucking matter.

Is there a good way to program a sort of leak that can't be shut down by anyone? Or deleted by anyone? I want this to proliferate like a fucking virus. You always hear people say that once somethings online, it's public forever. But for this sort of thing, that's not exactly accurate. Primary sources can be eliminated from many hosting services, if they matter enough. And anything else is just heresy.

I wasn't able to finish throwing shit away, and I was interrupted before I could finish. I'm 100% going to hear about this shit tomorrow with how much garbage is still in the front and the insane fuckup in the back. As long as someone goes and fixes it before the morning it will be fine, but that ain't my fucking problem.

It will sound completely pathetic but a couple weeks ago I felt incredibly miserable over something personal but I solved the problem I was feeling miserable about, then out of nowhere I started obsessing over the idea that because I've been feeling better, I misremembered a street and a skin mole moved out of place I was "HECKIN TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER TIMELINE DUE TO QUANTUM IMMORTALITY" because I actually killed myself during that period of misery and I left my elderly father alone

It's ridiculous but this obsession has been making insane

Every time I get horny I am inching closer to ruining a friendship I have with a straight guy. I've always been attracted to him but lately I can't stop thinking about his cock in my throat. I'm so desperate that the catalyst for this post was needing to fight off the thought of asking him for at least a bulge pic so I can satiate some of my desire by imagining slobbering all over it.
So, for advice, how do I either a) stop the demons or b) manipulate a dick pic outa him. Thanks.

If so how?

how do i be less possessive abt my gf like i get really jealous rly easily and its not healthy but idk how to fix it

I fucking hate this website that has taken up almost 15 years of my fucking life. 99.9% of the posts made here are complete fucking dogshit made by retards yet I continue to mindlessly scroll 16 hours a day.
I'm the real fucking spastic for staying here but I CANNOT LEAVE.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME GENUINELY HOW I LEAVE
I WANT TO LEAVE AND MAYBE I'LL MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE

So my husband took my phone today (using my old phone with zero SIM card) and he deleted all my contacts except my mom of relatives and his. He told me that its not good for me to be on my phone. It kinda annoys me that he always tells me what to wear, what to say to people. Once we were in a restaurant saying hi to people and he pinched me on my back telling smile more smile more. I dont feel like he loves me. I just dont know how to confront him

How do I (M20) get a sexually confused homophobic incel to date me or stay loyal 2 me with without having to become a femboy

I have a thing for skinny scrawny incel losers with conservative values but not in a crazy MAGA way

I want: a skinny, tall OR average height guy who is versatile in bed uncut preferably and very horny. Age doesn’t matter unless you’re over 22 or under 18

I have had sex with a couple of closeted guys but they typically don’t come back most of the time which makes me hate men secretly

I just want one to stay but the other guys treat me so bad and I’m not attracted to other gay guys atleast not to the feminine ones I like masculinity but that’s so hard to find… :feelspain:

I try to stay active in the gym and keep my sexuality a secret as well because realistically I could come out if I really wanted to however most downlow men don’t want to get seen with some faggot it would literally ruin their image.

I don’t know what to do I really want to fuck and kiss on a incels neck and cuddle him to sleep but it’ seems like everyone just wants a one night stand nowadays :eyeroll:

>Have ADHD
>Never prescribed ritalin or anything as a child because mom thinks vitamins and magic crystals will heal me
>Finally decide to go get prescribed ritalin
>Earliest appointment I can get with a doctor is in December
>FUCK

Theres gotta be a faster way to get prescribed ritalin, I already have my ADHD diagnosis. Do you guys have any tips to get prescribed as quickly as possible?

If I dislike a woman's friends (i.e. they're loud, whorish, ratchet, stupid, etc.), I shouldn't have any long-term plans to make her my girlfriend right? Even if I enjoyed the sex with her and some of the time we spent together.

yeah so, it sounds very stupid, but i am a very shy/anxious person and i have issues with cooking around other people or buying food because i am afraid of waht other people will think. this also leaks into other aspects of my life but with food it is definitely the worst since i cant get to a healthy weight and feel weak/look sickly and never weighed above 126-127 lbs when i lived with my grandmother as a teen and she fed me constantly so i didnt have to worry about what to eat.

id just really like to look healthy and be strong for once in my life.

Why do people treat me like shit just because I’m fat when I’m kind, helpful and a good listener?

That's why she never has fucking money and is always asking people to lend her some or to give her food. My grandfather said I'm ungrateful because I'm not doing anything for her, what the fuck can I even do? I'm a NEET, I have no money and she doesn't want to stop doing meth, she doesn't want any help, what the fuck am I supposed to do exactly? My rich aunt is the one supporting all of us and she doesn't even know anything. I'm just tired of this family, man, holy shit it's a new stress each day…

I'm a european guy and I met my girlfriend during a vacation in Japan. We're in a long distance relationship, but I'm allowed to work remotely from time to time depending on the work volume, so I sometimes go and live with her for up to 5-6 weeks.

She works really long hours and she's tired of it, so she kinda hinted that she'd be willing to give up her job to move to my country so that we can live together fulltime. Obviously I'd want to make her life easier, and for us to see each other every day, but I feel like if she'd move here, it would be the death of our relationship.

We talked about what attracted us to each other the first time we met, and she pretty much said that it was that I'm >tall, handsome, and muscular.

I'm still taller and fitter than average in my country, but the difference is less stark. I also am not exactly handsome. There's plenty of tall prettyboys who tryhard the gym everywhere where I live(probably partly because we don't need to work 12h daily). I'm also a boring motherfucker, and ALL my previous (white) girlfriends left me for other dudes.

I explained the situation to a friend and he said that I'm a paranoid schizo who can't trust anyone. But I see it more as pattern recognition.

So yeah I'm kinda conflicted, because I know we'd have a higher quality of life if she'd move here than if I moved to Japan. But if she'd move here, I'm worried she'd break up with me.

Am I really paranoid, or are my concerns valid?

How do I make this work?

We've done voice chats for 3 years and now we're meeting on Thanksgiving 2025.

How can I not fuck it up and do well?

I'm autistic btw
And so is she

I want to stop talking and hanging out with a friend because our lifestyles have become too different, I don't want to hang out with people like him anymore, every other friend has cut contact with me due to other interpersonal bullshit, but I can't shake this one friend off.

he is the chillest guy, he has been with me in good and bad times, but I'm beggining to think he likes the bad times, he has 0 life ambition and doesn't have a problem in never accomplishing anything, he is content with smoking weed every day and drinking.

he was a good drug buddie, but I got tired of drugs, sobered up 3 months ago and I alredy have nothing in common with him, he is not an interesting person, he is just a time sink, but a very supportive and kind time sink, he is not a bad person but he is a black hole of nothingness.

I don't know, it feels cruel to just stop talking to him and stop hanging out with him, but it feels like my life will change once I truly cut off everybody.

failed a college year because i spent 2 days gooning watching youtube slop and mma replays

There's this girl that I really liked, we were childhood friends but she's 17 only and I can't date her cause I'm an adult (19). She also told me to wait a year until we start dating. I've been patient and really caring towards her. But turns out she's been secretly dating this foreign rich dude because he had money and recently she got her nudes leaked by this guy because she decided to break up with him, she's been very unfriendly with me and doesn't want to be with me anymore. I'm really depressed right now. How do I cope? I really love her.

I think I only made a girl orgasm during sex once but maybe she faked it?! I have a 6 inch penis and I've only fucked 2 girls at length (technically 3), normally I ejaculate after a couple or few minutes or I get tired and so my boner goes away. Whenever I asked specific questions about sex, they were never very helpful.

How hard would it be to do DoorDash on a scooter (22 mph)? What are my chances of getting robbed by some hooligan? Wanna make some extra cash while going to college.