>>81966650
To me looks like it is deliberately problematic so they can go oops this was a failure, digital ID will fix it :)
Le thin end of the wedge as they say

>>81954906
Sounds more like Irish. Some of the words were accurate though kinda. It was an attempt.

Cruzcampo just seemed to come out of nowhere and then every deano is suddenly like
>Zomg lush and I mean lush
It's okay but Staropramen is better. And leffe. Corrr.

Alright I must force myself to go to bed. Just canny be bothered to move. Stuck watching rubbish on YouTube. I like being told to do things and then doing them because when left with a will of my own I do stupid rubbish like this. Noooo I'm one of Aristotle's natural slaves, it's so over.

>>81906790
Wise words mate. Wise words.

>>81853326
Well I'll take your word for it. The constant trolling on here just becomes a mess, sorry for assuming wrong my lid. Tbh though you have once or twice said that I'm dim/not intelligent I think which is uncalled for :).

>>81839054
Ever heard the saying if you give them an inch they will take a mile? It that. It principle.

I miss the days when it felt like not taking the vaccine would mean effectively expulsion from society. It was gonna be kino. But then they backed down on all that rubbish. I enjoyed being outcast and the feeling of oppression NGL it was based. Just us against the world etc. Corrr. But it not to be. Cringe normie society subsumed me. It not lush.

Stayed up too late watching reactslop videos on YouTube. The absolute state of me.

>>81799276
Eat ice cubes throughout the day.

My old friend married a pick me, chudsignalling sorta girl, from 4chan. Divorced in the end. Hmmmm makes you think don't it.

Workstream. Another horror unleashed on the world. Workstream. What the fuck does that even mean. People who come up with these little officecuck terms aren't human, whoever they are.

I've still got like 60 percent of an unfinished book in word document form. It will never be finished now. Unless maybe he completed it. Idk.

Basshunter corrrr
Yep garnnnn put my notice in by September I reckon. Might do an intensive driving course when I'm NEET and just speedrun getting driving license. Then maybe HGV. corrrr. Must surely surely be less pointless interaction with idiots in a job like that. Idk.

>>81744860
Literally nobody says this. Unsure if that's just because the dialect is dying or if that's more of a Sunlun, Middulsbruh thing though. Frankly most regional dialects are incredibly neutered these days and attempts to imitate them from people not from the area end up sounding cringe and antiquated. Corrrr it sad what TV has done.

Always actually horrid people who complain about "living in a society that hates them". Funny that. Hmmmm makes you think.

Might buy stocks in febreze me

>>81709479
More of a random pics/GIFs/livestreams and the power of the mindnibba sorta person myself. Thought and suggestion. As it were.

>>81700931
I keep to myself, and don't really post that much. I don't think I'm enough of a presence to even have seethers. Ah don't get it.

Me? Balding.

Why do boomers restlessly dote over home renovations as if they were a hen guarding their eggnibbas. It's weird AF.

I grew up and realised footlad is the best poster here. The German also. Ebin. As you were.

>>81661262
Based. My parents also play the slots then in a way. Their slots are called "kitchens" and "conservatories" and "bathrooms". For some it's beaches and benches. For some it's home renovations. For some it's slots. The generational capital WILL be wasted either way corrrrr.

Kylian Mfrappe.

>>81657533
I remember at the time thinking
>2016 has been the objectively worst year of my life
I really should have realised I needed to add
>so far
At the end. In hindsight it wasn't so bad.

Life has barely changed in years. Same all the time. It... Not sad. It actually not bad. Lush.

>>81500779
The physiognomy check prognosis is not looking good kings.

Just sick of boomers.
>Aaaaa the news the news all liars, can't trust em, fake news, the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting
>t. literally has BBC News Sky News GB News on the idiotbox 24/7 beaming absolute slop into the airwaves in their house
Every time I visit my parents I get too depressed at the general environment they choose to live in. Hopeless.
The news is banned in my house.

>>81475234
And famous people look better because they are famous. It just works.

Lush weather for the coast tomorrow so get in there
Off work on a Frideeee