>>511360624
Holy shit, thought it was a guy at first
kekaroo!

>Damien Comolli isn't used to leafing through catalogs or following wild hunches. The Juventus general manager prefers to scrutinize the transfer market with a cold, scientific approach, much like a doctor would when looking at an X-ray. And when the right-back puzzle required a sustainable, athletic, and tactically advanced solution, Joao Mario emerged as the most logical choice. The former Porto player certainly won't be the poster boy for the Juventus summer transfer window. A flashy, high-profile signing, or a Cancelo-style move, so to speak: the kind that attracts clicks on social media or YouTube views... But a surgical operation, the product of Damien Comolli's favored method in each of his previous football experiences—the famous "Moneyball" popularized by Oakland Athletics sporting director Billy Beane—capable of transforming statistics into visions and percentages into decisions. Every sprint, every tackle won, every through pass from Joao Mario was broken down, weighed, compared and then reassembled into a technical-tactical identikit that perfectly matched Juve's needs.

me cojoni

>>149943942

I may sound surprising to you, but I don't fucking care about stacking 10 gorillion dollars. I have a low wage job where I got payed to literally nothing and I play video games during my shift.
That's all I ever want.

>>511080250
>we never really had an Absolute Monarchy
> King became more... supreme... more Absolutist.
Based retard

>>212990418
the first time someone told me about this movie I really thought they were lying. It's just an insane premise

>>510961249
>5.6k a month for shilling online.
Jesus Christ.
>So you earn 6k a month?
>Yeah I fight antisemites on 4chan.

BASED LOVE MY PRESIDENT

>>715984329
this guy is like PirateSoftware but for graphics rendering

>>212959408
>albania costs 1/3 and the sea is the same or better than italy

>blames tradies because he is too poor to heat his house

>>18302098

>>510846360
What is that "technique"?
What are those 8yo playground punches?

>>510712045
>russian flag
>says russia bad
>german flag
>says russia good
Can't make this shit up.

>>510659175
>try asking chatgpt
But you used Grok?
LMAO

>>510651618
>I will visit the important countries like Germany
>but not Poland, Czech Republic, or Bohemia

>>531585313
Grim. (kek it do be like that)

>>212792636
no but in the most recent Absolute Batman, he mixes his urine and guano together to form a makeshift explosive

>>510428431
i've been watching it in the news a little and laughing how german leftist medias try to portray it as "NAZIS ARE TAKING OVER SPAIN!!!!! THIS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!"

>>510397573
>site-wide ID
>post histories
What's different from Reddit in your ideal website? That instead of having a set username you get a randomized string of letters as an ID?

>poort

>>715266614
Whenever male pregnancy comes up, I always think of that Chris Chan video where he says "an egg came out of her pussy... and swam up my dick!"

>39 minutes
>39 minutes
>39 minutes

>>715239440
Kek, even the logo on the backplate looks like a star of david

>NICK DAICOS

>>105864929
>Pa$$w0rd
I was using that password for a whole decade but Paypal forced me to use something else recently

>if God real why too much rain fall?

>>212603118
KEK

>>149686417
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
twain on suicide watch

> Latinos OUT
> Pajeets IN
> Whites INFANTILISED
> Jews ABOVE ALL

Why do Americans defend MAGA platform again?

>>714774953
>lobbying group makes primary school level grammar error on the very first line of their statement
Embarassing

>>212431676

>>509534924
lost it

>>509404360
Bru what the fuck is this

>>509376694
why? why would you do something like this?

>>509281498
>Russia has never cared for its serfs
>But this time they were supposed to care, they said so
Fell for it again.

>>714172385
I sign the petition just to spite you for trying to make me read your long shitty essay

KWABdiola bros... we're getting beaten tonigh

> This travesty of a 11.1.7 patch will surely get the writers fired
Have you niggers already forgotten their unionisation?
Retoilet is never going back to pre-fag-Blizz era.

>Mohamsson

>>101769703
Layna's IBS hot girl Toblerone's and blown out shitter are NOT funny

>>714048646
>I am growing concerned that @karljobstgaming may overdose on copium. I am therefore opening discount code "COPE" on rickyssauce.com for 10% off,

>Zero proceeds will support his rehabilitation

>>529236796

I wonder what delights this shit thread will contain?

>hsv out of nowhere

>>936293094
HOLY
FUCKING
KEK

>>508665430
>Big arms

>>22864242
>Big arms

>June 25th, 2025
>the PzH 2000 is still tiered lower than the VIDAR

>17-1

>>212078862
>Israel
>Altmer

>>508432527
>sellout for a big mac

>nick fuentes was propped up by Iranian bots all along

>>211929094

>>528108084
>bushed up
>bm fantasy decoration
And you expect sympathy? lmao

>latinx people celebrating this as if it was a UCL final

>>211699615

>>105632426
Holy kek, this can't be real. Is that his reddit account?

Gayland apologetics on suicide watch.

>>508001919
The elite doesn't fear any of this nigger cattle of any generation you braindead little nigger with absolutely ZERO grasp of the human condition

>>149289016
are clouds rare in america?
why suspend a whole match for a fucking cloud?!?

>>507869413
>so if i have to make a guess
>if you want people to take you seriously don't use this retarded number..

>>507842764
>>507842809
literally NOTHING
again.

>Ayatollah Khamenei was reportedly removed from key decision-making after a mental breakdown.

>>211627576

>>507791886
>Jesus.png
>Is a pic of the ZigZag logo for rolling papers

>>507803177
>kiwi birt

>>507623472
Where is "The Zog Bot"?

>>149233961

>>211807312

>>712735317
the little "mmm..." he does after he says this is so funny

https://www.twitch.tv/fubgun/clip/CarefulSassyBottleCoolCat-68Z2AwWDZ7mYaJ5-
Ayo bowcucks THIS your mans???

>>712443601
>Walking on the busy street

>>17983322

>SeKINO relics are
>pitiful self heal on golden parry trigger
>roar heals on an ult that already heals you to full
>Ability katana gets increased damage at the cost of some hp
>said damage boost is like 20 flat miniscule
>hp drain makes AT FULL HP effects useless

Lmao pls get this shit changed

>>40024418
>unethical sex

>console wars in the big 2020+5