Whats so difficult about opening a can? Just nibble it like a beaver

BORN TO GRIND NIGGA

Notch only imitated the noble beaver
It's theft and rip-offs all the way back to the primordial ooze

Your balls are regressing into a vagina
i suggest you inject a huge amount of Rich Piana-brand testosterone

You could also lick more beavers and inject yourself with elephant musth juice

Learn to nibble from a professional

You're asking a very dangerous question there, OP

New Rimworld DLC
It's good, im enjoying it a lot

Beaver bros, our response?

use a beaver or an elephant

Dont mind me just pirating this tree

Help me carry this tree

>>715866767
Why did he do it?

>Eat at a local forets. Get the wood. Have a cold swamp drink at 4 o'clock in your local stream. Go somewhere no beaver has ever been. Listen to the sound of creaking trees you havent even gnawed yet. Order the tree rare. Eat an oak. Have a nigger. Have two. Be open to a world where you have yet to build a dam or agree with the muskrat next to you, but let him squat in your lodge anyway (let him pay rent). Gnaw slowly. Tip the tree. Check in on your pups. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the timber fall.

I dont watch TV
But i also dont play LoL

>look for a beaver
>Get a log instead

>*blocks your stream of water*

>Jaw on the right
she could chew through a tree

>Jaw on the right
she could chew through a tree

>Jaw on the right
she could chew through a tree

>Jaw on the right
she could chew through a tree

When are they gonna remake it with beavers

>>510537697
They stop and listen to the creaking of the tree every couple of seconds. When the creaking gets too loud, they get away

>>510537697
They stop and listen to the creaking of the tree every couple of seconds. When the creaking gets too loud, they get away

>>510537697
They stop and listen to the creaking of the tree every couple of seconds. When the creaking gets too loud, they get away

scranning a tree

Anyone awake

Two-tier policing in action. Meanwhile, pic related is free to do whatever he pleases

Beware the (((Castorian))) menace

>>715512525
your dick cant handle this beaver

Beavers > Capybaras

>every 60 seconds, a minute passes
wow

none

>>715372459
Yeah exactly
they usually listen to creaking

>>510276010
Capybara's are reddit
Beavers are the master race rodent

>>715339921
true

>>715295816
its because that log has been cut down almost completely, so it doesnt fall slowly like a regular tree

This is you

>>29120368
he is anti-beaver, which also means he is gay

>Gamer drink
Water
>Gamer food
Wood

>>715071146
Only the strong will survive

>>715055992
Dude thinks he's sharon stone in basic instinct
But instead of hiding a beaver, he's hiding a log

If you watch v-tubers, you should be put in a death camp

The only reason youd use a dagger over a sword is stealth
but that requires implementing a stealth system that works

>>714950228
it has orange teeth for chewing, it's a beaver

>>212479789
They do
Problem is that the log in the OP has been cut off, so it has to be whittled to almost nothing before it suddenly snaps. A fully grown tree starts to fall slowly when it has gnawed through far less.

>>5013425
They do
Problem is that the log in the OP has been cut off, so it has to be whittled to almost nothing before it suddenly snaps. A fully grown tree starts to fall slowly when it has gnawed through far less.

Only one way to stop this
Counteract it with global beavering

M or F
Do you like animals?

Why does he do this

Why does he do this

>>212376053
Spielberg just has a lot of natural talent when it comes to constructing scenes, cinematic creativity, and he's didn't get very lazy like Lucas did.

>>509576667
You better show gratitude for my beavers

>>509483375
It's not the ships themselves that resemble the problem, but more the turning inward and closing off from the world that really fucked them over. It's why the Europeans could dominate them later on.

>>509483408
The problem is that the log is way shorter than a regular tree, so it falls a lot quicker. With a full-grown tree they have a lot more time to react. With a real tree the collapse would also start much earlier (when half of it is removed) while in the OP webm almost 95% of the log had to be gnawed away before it finally collapses.

>Bites on a tree

>>714257084
cause he thinks its funny

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

>>509251616
These fellas are so based

I dont care about bits
i care about nibbles

>Boss slowly destroys the fight arena as fight progresses

>>713967774
True, this is what wouldve happened were it a full tree

>gnaws

>>713917595
Ive got 2000 hours in this game and i'm still a noob who just follows build guides

>no horror game where a werebeaver is trying to eat your house

>enemies can destroy the environment

Not my problem

>alphabeavers still not back in the main game
no buy

>>212171055
>eats your tree
what you gonna do about it