>Wonder why there's so much Looney Tunes esque slapstick in the anime
>Youtube feed becomes inundated with real horses
>Turns out horses are just sentient retards who always get into mischief

>>532483093
I still can't tell the difference between End and Late runners. They both look basically the same to me in a race.

>>716241179
Maybe her butt hurts

>>532378367
>umas are so powerful they can overwhelm their trainer at any point and rape them
>also umas when lifting 10kg of laundry

Just farm for good white/green/red sparks bros, you can just increase your blue ones during the Tachyon event
Don't scrap a decent horse just because her blue spark sucks

>>532232208

>>532075895
there's only so many option you can use to make sport looks dumb but whatever as long as it's cool

>>532052672
if you dont get MLB Kitasan Black if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>715961770
Sleep is for the weak. UMA is a wit gaem

Is there any other future uses for statues or do I just spend them on umas that I like to get their uniform/slightly boost their stats

>>531813261
>overpass
I wouldn't even accept their party invite

>>212899922
oliko hyvä kävely
>>212899976
joo tuo biisu oli muuten tosi hyvä
muut ollut aika sellasia perus idoli mutta tuossa oli kunnon rytmiä oikeen tykkäsin
pitää tutusta myös tuohon lainaus hommelliin olen vain joltain randomeilta nappanut ja muutenkin pelaillut aikas pää tyhjänä mutta rennolla fiiliksellä

>>531599769
its a wit check
if you wit is too low you can't ignore it

>>531375619
Wait, how? Don't you only get 3 attempts at it?

How the FUCK are you supposed to go above B/B+ with a legacy umamuma.... I saw some guy with an A, can you even go beyond that? There's just not enough time in a career, feels like.

>>531252265
>>531252448
>buta onna on my uma musume general

>>530941643
no

>>530781786
That's when KJH hits us with the big brain play and doesn't make it sinking and instead makes it rupture with allied SP gain and buffs

>>530704014
I'll keep you the slot buddy.

Are you meant to give 1 or 2 shoes

>>715036454
>Wilds
>optimization lessons
You mean, how NOT to optimize your pc game, lmao?

>>530609367

>>714929948
Are you me? Did I post this question? I like Oguri Cap but Taiki Shuttle has a GUN.

>>530390231
PICK WHO YOU LIKE
STOP METAFAGGING
THIS ISN'T A HOYO GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH INDEFINITE POWERCREEP AND METASLURPING TO DO OKAY

>>530319131

Club AreUaBrick has one slot open.
No requirements besides doing your best and requesting / donating shoes.

Put /uma/ in your profile description so I know you're from here

>>714757471
I still have an entire collection of cease and desist letters I've received over the years for emulating shit that isn't even hosted or the IPs actively used.
My favorite ones are by Ntreev Soft, who, while in a literal bankruptcy stage, were barraging me with C&D letters over a fucking trickster online server.
I can understand shit like Nexon and Gravity (have tons of em too), because they're still running updated versions of their games actively and there's some sort of threat, but a literal dying company that probably can't afford a lawsuit throwing threats over something they hadn't hosted in years was funny as hell.

>>530273006

>golshi run
>got hot springs ticket
>lost in the finale
I have surpassed anger as a concept

>>530155521
End and Late are the thinking's man strategies.

I still don't understand retards who come into these threads just to seethe at gacha games

Is there a road map for global?

>>529911237
did you just mistake me for a tripfaggot?

Post your:
>favorite horse
>height
>social security, passport, anything i can use to identify you really

can you guys view the package info carat purchases?
the link has been dead for days now

>>529790693
you can get a shitload of money from career
you cant get a shitload of support from career

you decide what to do

>>529768589
Uhhhh, how do I get 5 copies of Kitasan AND this?

>>529738806
>actually novel gameplay that isn't other game but worse and with gacha elements
>sheer level of gamba and excitement in races activates neurons
>not overtly horny enough to repel normies

>>529635998
dear god anon..!

>>529559301
>she listened to the other anon and trained wit instead of resting
kek

>>529507787
If you think about it, without horses and donkeys, other animals of burden would be much more desired.
We wouldn't ride an oxen into battle, but the cow would certainly have a much higher role in society.
Which also leads me to believe that countries with access to elephants would have a superior military, Indian Kingdoms, Bengal, the Burmese Kingdoms, Thailand, Vietnam would've focused their efforts on elephants instead of the mixed approach of horse and elephant cavalry.
This would've been tremendous advantage against the surrounding countries, the indians would've probably advanced up to the caspian sea, the chinese south could have fallen unless the Chink adopted elephant breeding.

club "areuagrass" is recruiting latelets
please put /uma/ in your profile so I know you're not a random
(once we're full I will sort out anyone without /uma/ no hard feelings)

>>529319654
Okay so Goldshi

>>529276881
yeah i never take even 8-9% chances...

>>529246587
The real MC is Goldshi anyway.

Guess I'll try again tomorrow, maybe tomorrow is Gold Ships time to shine.

>>529135197
You have to think like a Golshi. Allow your brain to seep from your ears and click.

Are there ANY umas WITHOUT brain problems?

bump

come on discordsissies post how bad this game is

>>527624058
It amuses me that the eccentric and funni hors can still make waves these day.

>>279649710
look how cool as that old fart is!