>>511411708
>to which services are legally required to respond.
p-pls respond

>2025... I am for-
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>Nintendo Adults are th-
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>>715931481
Happy birthday FAGGOT

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THE LORE IS WARIO IS GOOD! GREED IS GOOD! GREED WILL GET YOU EVERYTHING! DRINK ALL THE SHAMPOO! SANTA IS NOT REAL! JESUS NEVER HAPPENED! HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT POKEMON! HAVE A ROTTEN DAY!

NO ONE CARES, NOT YOUR BLOG. HAVE A ROTTEN DAY, FILT-TURD

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>>715641035
>>715641010
>Snoys continue to seethe
CRANKY WAS DONKEY KONG. DK WAS DK JR. HAVE A ROTTEN DAY

>Now that Donke-
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>>715536685
ESL SPOTTED!
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>Switch 2 flo-
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>C-C-C-C-Could also be Steamies or Micros-
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>>715394465
cry about it Randy I'm not paying for your dogshit again.

>What happened?
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>N-Nintendo alwa-
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>Debun-
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>Ban all tend-
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>SUF-
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>>714333528
>It's a false narrative and exploitative to call me an obnoxious fag on 4chan

>>714268936
watching all the neet chuds start to panic after the big beautiful bill they voted for is taking away their cushy life

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>He thinks Silksong is releasing this year

>>714067637
>words words words
Didn't read a single sentence, because you know as soon as an "anon" starts blogposting, they've lost the argument and need to make shit up.

Your discord friends don't count as real friends, btw.

>>714059457
You missed saturday, when their bots accidentally shorted and outed themselves by posting the same shit twice.

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>Anyone else giving up on Ninten-
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>>713820851
Nothing is sadder than replying to your own post as an anonymous emotional cheerleader.
Nothing says "normal" quite like that

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>>713678802
>garuntee 50 meter because of system mechanics
that's what I've been saying lmao and if you're seriously getting filtered by pot 5h you might be clinically retarded Anon...

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>>713579591
>Unironically taking shitposts seriously
>Daring to call anyone else a mouthbreather
xDD

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>>57936956
>That Norwood 3

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POKEMON!? MORE LIKE... POCKET MONSTERS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The best way to send the corpodrone into panic is to ask them:
>What bad will come out of this for the consumer?
Because so far, since its beginning, theres been NO reason for this to not pass. And these shills sure as hell wont tell you what dire consequences they "fear" might happen. Instead they will seethe about the bottlecaps again to deflect, without ever answering the question.

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>>713328597

>PS5 has sold 77 million units
>Xbox Series S/X over 30 million units
>Switch 2 has already sold 3.5 million units in less than a month
>Switch 1 has sold 152 million units

Look, my only system right now is a brand new gaming laptop with an rtx 4070 I bought for $500 off a college dropout last month, and I've only played on PC since 2014 - consoles are not dead. Far from it. They are declining overall, but they are not dead.

This will probably be the final console generation, however. PS6 will be the end. But we're not done yet.

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>>149082461
>OH N-
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https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/nbeBHeEA9gFE-swZjrAOVg/
OP is fucking loser!

>Remember whe
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>>713106420
>The ad bot casually dod-
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>>528041720
>The y-
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WARIO NUMBER ONE

>>149060574

>this fee-
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>>713033939
I'MMA WARIO, I'MMA GONNA WIN
>Is anyone els-
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>>713030712
>B-Bananza is no-
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I'M SHITTING IN YOUR CHIMNEY

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>You see a JRPG about friendship, relationships, and overcoming obstacles
>look at the fanbase
>NEETs