/adv/ - Advice

>be me
>work for five years resenting each and every jobs for not paying enough for me to at least get away from my malicious parents and got fired or laid off from each one except for one where I just quit showing up
>file for disability under chronic fatigue which was true
>get disability 2300 a month for life
>parents open my mail and got pissed off about it for some reason saying that I should be working and I need to stop worrying about what the job can get me and moving out as those aren’t my main priorities my main priority is to focus on my job and work apparently forever on a unlivable wage another thing to note is they never ever say I’m wrong about never being able to survive it’s just that is to the irrelevant and I should just work like a dog for absolutely nothing and be homeless this mentality fucking destroyed my childhood too it’s a absolutely sick American boomer mentality that I frankly want to disown them over but didn’t have the money too until now
>file for public housing and I get approved and finally out of my parent’s house at 23 years old
>block my parent’s number and haven’t talked to them in three years now I have no idea if they are even still alive it’s pretty sweet I never imagined I would be free of them
So what am I supposed to do for the rest of my life?

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Left my job recently cause I hated management and told myself I was going to do a certification so I can move higher up in that field. I now work one day a week at a dead end job just to make ends meet and live with my parents.

I have all the time in the world, ressources at my disposal yet every single day, I do nothing. I don't feel depressed but for some reason I can't be productive. Maybe its adhd? Waiting on the results of that test but im getting frustrated. Its like no matter what I do, I can't seem to get my shit together.

I spend most of my days scrolling youtube, playing video games or reading books (fiction). Deep down I know I want to be better, I want to move forward and feel success, earn money and whatnot, yet its like my discipline is non existent. I just wish I didn't feel so empty.

Why do people get so mad when you're fine being alone?

We went to different elementary schools and met during sport every week. He and I had so much fun together and later went to the same high school together. I was shy and quiet, overwhelmed by the feelings I had for him. My friend tried to set us up and eventually we had a "trial" for two weeks to get to know each other and if it went well we would be boyfriend and girlfriend. Everything went well, I came out of my shell and he was amazed. I never felt so accepted in my life. He even protected me from a few obsessed guys that I wanted nothing to do with.

One problem was that my parents were contacted by a matchmaker and talked to the family of the other guy and obliged me to marry him. He would come to the high school while me and, well, my boy would hang out in library during that time. My boy confronted him and fought him. My parents scolded me to let that matchmaker guy come and talk to me. I did not want to talk to him but I needed to listen to my parents. One day while the matchmaker guy wanted to apologise to me and he held my hand to make his apology then he slipped a ring on my finger. My boy saw that and he became very angry at me and ran the matchmaker guy out of the library with a few hits.

My boy said some very strong words to me and I was very hurt. I panicked, I asked his ex-girlfriend and her friends for advice. I wrote him a letter which he dismissed, he thought that I wrote whatever they told me so I wrote a letter in front of him explaining that my parents were obliging me because of the matchmaker and the agreement with that guy's family. My boy was embarrassed and ashamed for his words and behaviour at me. He soon apologised and we would make love in the study room and the girls toilet. Funny thing was me and friend put makeup on him to sneak him into the girl's toilet.

I later asked for advice from his ex-girlfriend and her friends. I wanted to be sure that we would be girlfriend and boyfriend in the long term.

Continued

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wccRif2DaGs

Is it true, oldfags? Vienna waits for me?
Im still relatively young but I am worried I might not be able to make the most out of my life
But on the other hand I believe worrying is good because it might motivate me to work more

Hello /adv/, I'm working on organizing my belongings. This is a drawer with pull out baskets, and I keep it under my desk. I have color coded the cabinets in this diagram. Please tell me if this plan should be modified. Thank you.

In a few months, success is coming my way. It sounds dumb but after almost a decade of toiling at this, all the factors have been put in their place and I'll be established as a successful YouTuber, starting is as a career.

Any advice for what I'm getting into?

This isn't some one off 15 minutes of fame, I had many of those, but something very focused on my personality itself. I'll have my face as the center of it all, and it is really just the start.

I don't want to reveal who I am or what I exactly do, but if you're curious I'm happy to answer questions.

It has been a long and lonely road and I am hoping to get some outside perspectives, anyone went through something similar?

After all this time of being a loser, which I will miss and cherish at times, life is about to look totally different, and it took a lot of patience but the time is really coming now, and I can't wait to have things switch up. I can't prove it but from every angle the conditions are perfectly aligned for this in my view.

How do i get a woman like this that Will stat with me even After a Life changing incident instead of AN extensive sex Toy that pretends tò love me?

Im in my third day on my trip to Copenhagen and I love the city. Its expensive, but its got a calm vibe and looks great. However I feel kind of burnt out by now, like Ive seen everything that the city has to offer. This is my first foreign trip and I always travel solo and Ive noticed how good this city is compared to my hometown which isn’t exactly great. The difference in quality is very noticeable. A part of me wants the trip to end but another part of me feels that Im going to be miserable when I come home and realise how bad I have it as I like comparing places in my head. How do I overcome this?

You know how when you're walking somewhere and someone is approaching in the other direction, and when they see you, they immediately turn their head literally... LITERALLY... 90 degrees to the side in order to avoid making eye contact with you?

It's like they're pretending their head was like that before you saw them.

How do you even respond to that?

I have a friend that I've known for over a year, we both have great chemistry, he recently has revealed that his girlfriend is jewish, I didn't react. However I have very negative opinions about them and their "morals". I really enjoy his company but I can't stand the thought of having a jewish person in my circle, what to do? It's been living rentfree in my head since then.

>Found out all of my white coworkers are into swinging and cuck shit
>some of them swap wives and have orgies
Am I dumb for wanting to put in my two weeks notice and look for work somewhere else? It's a corporate job that pays well enough but this shit is way too weird.

Choose a method to commit suicide :)

don't engage in this behavior:

TOXIC FEMININITY:
-expecting people to read their mind
-delusions about people (men) they haven't fully met yet
-delusions about their ideal man
-low testosterone and lack of decision making skills
-screaming during an emergency
-worrying about people judging them when really it's other women who are judging them the most
-size queens who will never be satisfied and always go bigger and bigger
-never being satisfied in general
-harem psychology / going after the same small percentage of men
-pre-selection (harem pyschology)
- co-ruminating (hating on perceived low status men to reinforce harem psychology for focusing on the men of higher status)
-poaching men from other women (harem psychology)
-eternal daughter archetype
-devouring mother archetype
-femme fatale archetype
-nose ring theory made real
-false rape accusations
-double standards about anything and everything
-double standards about age gaps, constantly infantilizing women while no one questions younger men consenting to older women
-claiming it's wrong to lust for a woman who looks young or is small, which is body shaming
-young women that have a problem with age gaps but would absolutely drop their “principles” to be with a much older man that has fame and money
-anyone who uses development of the prefrontal cortex as a way to argue about raising age of consent is incredibly regressive and stupid. “entry level job requires experience”

I am shocked as found out my dad phone a picture of my gf

It seems like I have latent hyperopia.

It's been basically like 4 years that my eye muscles gave up trying to mask my far sightedness so I can't play chess anymore.

It seems like no optometrist wants to help, they've all been saying "fuck off, I don't want to deal with this" "you either get this prescription or fuck off". Basically no one seems to take me serious and wants to bother resting me with cycloplegic eye drops

Why does it feel like every woman I date is a floozy?
Not looking for anything serious, just here for fun, sex friend, etc.

I'm a very loving guy, and like most dudes also love a girl quickly.
OTOH, the girls I meet never seem to like me with any depth, they're just looking for some dick.
A (female) friend even told me that I've ended up with a sort of "reputation" as a fling.

It feels so unfair.
If I don't put out they lose interest, or even fight me. If I do then they call me a boytoy to their friends.
I need advice on this, I'm feeling really down since I'm going through the EXACT thing again with a girl I like...

>be me
>24 KHV
>dont care too much about it honestly
>not even really ugly, just awkward and literally never leave the house
>some old female friend hits me up out of nowhere (she lives several states away)
>we talk about random shit
>she asks if im a virgin out of nowhere
>tell her the truth
>she says she'll take my virginity if im still hot (kind of fucked up)
>she blatantly keeps aggressively flirting
>she does think im hot so she says we can meet up at a halfway state or i can just fly over there within this coming week since she has the week off from work
what the fuck is going on here? on one hand this might be my only opportunity to lose my virginity because despite being a virgin and super awkward she still isnt backing down but on the other hand this is really nerve wrecking and on super short notice that i cant help but think its a trap

for some extra context we do have some romantic history together but it was long distance and it was like 6 years ago but it never really got super serious, party because i was a retarded 18 yr old so it just kind of fell apart.

How do I feel satisfied in life? How do I feel comfortable with what I want to achieve? Is it possible to ever be fully content?

Many incels don't realise that getting a girlfriend is just the start, not the end. You think life is hard now? Imagine how much harder it will be if you ever had a gf.
How do you keep her mind off Chad? She will sit and fantasise about him over dinner and while having sex.
How do you stop her from cucking you with Chad? She can access Tinder, and with it millions of Chads willing to fuck her senseless, while sitting on your sofa with a few flicks of her thumb.
How do you avoid boring her? She would have had threesomes, orgies, taken drugs, drank alcohol, casual sex, BDSM sex, anal sex everything. All of this with men who are... smarter, taller, stronger and more attractive than you. Not to mention wealthier than you.
How do you please her sexually? She has spent every Saturday since the age of 13 having sex with a different muscle-bound colossus with a 10" dick. And when she hasn't, she's likely been shoving even bigger dildos and vibrators up her that pleasure her far more than your 0" to 8" dick can.

I need motivation to write a script for a video essay.
Feel free to leave your encouraging message.

Is it cheating if someone you have been talking to for months says you aren't dating but says you are probably going to date when their personal irl issues get better, for you to talk to other people while talking to them?

Would I be annoying if I brought up how much money I make all the time?

She does her makeup and hair exactly the same and she gets lots of attention in public. I told her it’s absolutely ridiculous and a safety hazard but being a woman (aka a narcissist) she loves the attention. But if someone attacks her I have to step in. She literally only cares about herself. Am I in the wrong?!??

How do I become top manager of a huge corporation?
I am solution architect.
I am efficient. I am irritated when people are talking about life instead of work.
I want to go farther. I want. System. To prevail. I fucking don't care about people or money. I just want. Efficiency. I just want to go further. I just want to delete people how work for wage, I just want. Efficiency. I want. FUCKING. EFFECINCY.
I hate it. I want more. I wont full control. Delete person who don't work hard enough. Hire another. Make the goal possible in days instead of month.
Hate.
Hate.
People.
Need system. SYSTEM.

The lockdowns (2020) combined with discovering /pol/ as well as other alternative outlets and learning the truth has crippled me.

Always was an outcast but when I finished high school and went down the self-improvement road I had a plan and hope for the future. I spent 2 days in college before the lockdowns began and both men and women swarmed to me.
Weight loss, strenuous exercise, grunt jobs, martial arts, cold showers and austerity beyond normal, all self-imposed for years combined with surrogate and academic education on all practical subjects was my path to becoming what can only be referred to as Nietzsche's Overman.

But my will has been exhausted. The veil has been lifted. Reached the conclusion that I am a tax-cattle serf in prison nation where everything human and masculine is either illegal or prohibitely expensive. I can't hunt, I can't own firearms, I can't drive a motorcycle at full speed. Can't be a man. My only options are to drink, smoke, do drugs and gamble. If you keep up on global events you can see everything and everyone has gradually become gayer and more retarded and insane. Consequently I have become more alienated and ostracized.

I'm fine with being alone. Fine with nobody remembering or caring about any important conversation. I'm fine with life being cruel and unfair. I'm fine with at 24 never having had a social circle, a woman, real friendship, or any other milestone. I said it'd get better. It's fine. Life doesn't guarantee "Happiness".

when it comes to sex i either dont think about it at all, or think about it 24/7. i went half a year barely thinking about it, not jacking off and being fine.

but recently my girlfriend has been talking about sexual things with me, and discussing sexual fantasies. i feel like a switch has been flipped, i jacked off 3 times today. i cannot stop thinking about her. everything she says turns me on. its to the point i feel nauseous over how sexual all my thoughts are. what the fuck do i do? i cant be normal. i cant think about nsfw in moderation. i genuinely dont know how to just be normal.

i cant stop fantasizing about her. i get so unbearably horny that its impossible to ignore, like my body is in a different state and i HAVE to jack off or else i cant focus and it wont go away.

im 20 but its like im going through puberty. i hate my life. she doesnt even talk about actual sex with me, mostly just making out and things she would say to me. i need to kill myself

I've been overly obsessed with a girl for more than a year now. She's that kind of smart and studious girl who do well at school, and I feel lile a loser compared to her. That makes me so demotivated and sad. It has to stop, for I cannot withstand that pain anymore.

Whats something productive I can do now that Im NEET?

should i take my meds today?
im kinda lazy rn and dont wanna
but i know i should take my meds for my health or smth

i need your help, /adv/!!!

What to do if couple guys are spreading rumours about me? I was thinking about talking to my friends and do something about it. I have a feeling that his friend group is kinda in battle mode, while my friends are just chilling and dont know anything about the situation. Day after day some dudes who I have been talking to look at me like I killed somebody after they talked to that group. How do I even tell my friends this without looking like a schizo?

I got bullied a few months back on a subreddit for an online dating app. I made a topic and someone went through my posting history to see that I found fictional women attractive, and the entire comments section made fun of me for jerking off to "cartoon characters". It really hurt my feelings and still bothers me to this day. I don't know how to get over it. What do I do?

I don't understand why women can fondle each other's breasts, slap each other's butts, or even kiss one another, and it's considered acceptable, but if men do similar things, they're often labeled as gay

How to find friends online to voice chat with?

How do I keep a healthy diet? Over the past month I've ate mainly fruits, vegetables, meat, and bread. This week I've had mainly ryveta and buttered toast due to money. Sometimes, I eat a cake in one sitting (around 250 grams) and I've done this twice. I don't drink any alcohol. Is this a healthy diet? What do you think I should improve? I want a balanced and healthy diet but I don't know anything about what a balanced diet looks like. Idk if I should stop eating sugary foods entirely or if it's okay to have sometimes.

My boyfriend and I have too many shared interests and views. We like all the same stuff. We believe all the same ideals. We dislike all the same crud. We enjoy the same foods. So on, etc.

I don't feel as if I'm going to grow as a person dating someone who is so similar to me in personality. Should we break up?

How do you focus on what to study for an exam?

I always end up getting distracted and have the urge to go do whatever else my brain conjures.

Sometimes I suspect I can't focus on long term goals because I feel like every day is the last so I must do whatever I come up with and make sure everything is in place in case it really is the last day (for example, leave behind something nice to be remembered by like drawings).

It also seems like my brain is trying to read faster than what it takes to actually read each word so when I try to slow down everything feels like mush.

My handwriting also sucks for the same reason, my hand can't keep up the pace. Trying to write at a slower pace hurts.

What the fuck is up? How do I make this work. How do you guys study?

I'm going to try the dogshit degree and its related humanities field ASAP and I need to study for my university entrance exams in the span of seven months so I can enter into the engineering field I want to do.

Some of the courses I'll be taking in them are things I never had to study in my two years of High School half a decade ago. Please, give a moron some tips for studying, especially related to maths, physics, and the like.

I like someone, and think they like me. But we live far apart and it's not like we can go out and actually become an object. I don't think they would just drop me for another person. They are my most cherished person, I have such strong feelings for them that I cannot just let that go. But I know I would want to take them on an actual date first instead of telling them through message. I don't know how to make that happen and it bugs me so much because they mean a lot to me.
Their inclusion in my life gives me the drive to succeed at uni, get a job, eat healthily, essentially to get my shit together because I want to impress them so much.
But our distance is wide. And I have trouble captivating them through text. Its mutual. I have no idea if I am being lead on. I get compassionate language and friendship and I give it in return. All I can do is ground myself with personal achievement and my own ambitions.
What do you think?

Day 7 NNN. I'm starting to get depressed because I realize how repulsive I am and no woman would want to engage with me sexually. Porn helps me cope but my drug has been taken away.
I'm not even horny right now, I'm completely sexually dead to be honest, but the back of my mind wants me to go jack off and watch some just so I can feel some simulacrum of a woman's validation.
I am pathetic.

THEY HAVE VPNS AND THEY FORCE ME AND TWO OTHER KIDS TO POST ON HERE. THEY SEXUALLY ABUSE US EVERY DAY AND TORTURE US. IM LOSING MY SHIT I WILL FIND EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IF YOU DONT HELP ME. IM NOT JOKING

Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the autumn, going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some relationship bullshit nobody cares about on a beautiful autumn's weekend. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?

Me and my girlfriend came to an agreement to not do any risky sex since we are from a religious family.

But we are too horny.

Any tips on how to make things interesting?

If I work for a company for 20 years should i get land and a house?

Starting a new job soon and during the induction they already asked what I do in spare time and if I have any kids and I didn’t think people did that anymore
I haven’t been with a woman that wasn’t just for sex in 10 years. I had sex last month but I didnt feel anything. Masturbation felt better. I have like 2 friends left anymore because the others got girlfriends and never spoke in the group chat again
Even the wagie job I’ve just come from had everyone who was around my age and they all had girlfriends. Every girl I know irl has a boyfriend as well and I just don’t know how to answer “do you have a girlfriend” without the answer just sounding terrible.
I’m social, I go to the gym, I’m always looking to leave the house but nobody ever wants to do anything so I end up doing it alone. So it’s even worse now because everyone at new job is like 20 years older than me and I’m turning 30 soon. Wtf do I do

am i loser if i want to be a teacher? i think life has no meaning and i should just live.

Been seeing YouTube videos on "TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE A HOT MALE THAT GIRLS SECRETLY WANT TO RIDE TILL KINGDOM CUM". What does /adv/ have to add to that?

Why do I like getting hungover? As long as I'm not physically sick why do I enjoy the feeling of being tired with a sore head so much?

Do you have to use bicarb?
What are the measurements?
Water volume?
Heat? For how long? When is it ready?
Let it form by itself or stir to collect?
Why not just smoke the powder (it does burn in a pipe on a filter)?