Asphalt or concrete?

Guys...
What if Jeffrey actually did kill himself?
I mean, it's not unheard of. And I have never actually seen any evidence or coherent argument for the murder conclusion. It was pretty much all just memes and internet hype.
Did we just yet again confirm Gustave le Bon's opinion on herd mentality and delusion? Have I been duped?

How do I get better at remembering stories of the vidya I play?
t. ADHD zoomer

I generally remember how a game made me feel, the ending, main goal, but even when it comes to games I loved playing and was invested in the plot, I just couldn't tell you what happened in the middle, or why a certain character did X or Y.
I played FF7, 10, Xenogears, etc a year ago and the details are already blurry. I can't repeat the story linearly start to finish.
There's worse offenders like Nier Automata where I just forgot like 90% of what happened, even if I enjoyed the game and its story while playing it like 3 years ago.

While playing, I repeat the story up to that point in my head, and that helps me remember, but in like half a year, details already become hazy

>6 million people watched the first episode of raw on netflix? Awesome now let's start pandering to smark and have 3 womens matches on every episode
Explain this logic

>>532683320
well alk has better poeninja dps so he wins in my book. all that epic gear mangyblud and only 3m dps, ben should be ashamed.

>>511343366
I hope they shoved a Smokehouse Brisket up your ass.

>this thread
are you people still actually defending this orange peado zionist retard?

>>213117133
Why do they allow mentally ill people to become police officers? Don't you guys do mental health testing for candidates and evaluate them before they become cops? How the hell did a tranny make it through evaluation and had a psychologist say "hmmm yes I'll hand this individual a firearm and let them handle public safety"????

Good episode, now they really need to redeem themselves with the trans stuff, their previous one was god awful, and with the manbearpig i know they can still change their mind... there's a small glimpse in this episode but that's not enough.

I don't enjoy barbell rows, chest flies, deadlifts and barbell squats

>>511225465
gen z is all trans so they aren't allowed in the military anyway dumbass

Went outside in my shorts today.
Absolutely humiliating. I bet everyone was looking at me thinking “look at that freak in his shorts. who does he think he is? Those are the wrong length of shorts. his legs are too pale to be allowed to wear shorts. his legs aren’t muscular enough to wear shorts. he’s got the wrong length of socks on for shorts. why are his legs so hairy?”
This is a totally reasonable assumption and I do not have mental problems.

What age do you stop being in your early 30’s and start being in your mid 30’s?
33 or 34?

>>213037619
is there any other joke in that show other than doing le funny chungus face when eating? also why are they always eating, aren't they supposed to not eat at all in real life?

Is Hell real? How do I avoid going there for all the bad things I've done in life?

men who work real, necessary jobs and barely live paycheck-to-paycheck pay mediocre women on OnlyFans who make millions of dollars off of them

>>213020273
uhhh that's a cartoon for children anon

So…which country are you all planning on leaving to?

>>511124687
That's what /chug/ers aspire to live in

Are white people real?

>>213055793
Because anybody rioting over the online safety act is going to be standing out in the street shouting "LET ME WATCH PORN! LET ME WATCH PORN! GIVE ME ALL THE PORN!".
Or at least that's the impression they will give to the average bystander. They will be laughed at and called perverts.
Then everybody's online access will be restricted and monitored. Because nobody wants to riot for the right to look at filthy dirty pornography.
Pretty sneaky by the government really. Gotta give them this one.

Just had a look at the state of things.
Feeling rather discouraged.
How do you lads cope with it?

I just shit my pants

>do the needul

E = MC2 + AI

>1933 - The Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda is established where posters and art depicting the people they don’t like as ugly, grotesque or weak are created. Whilst portraying themselves as “ubermensch”.
>2025 - Someone has replied to your comment depicting you as an ugly, grotesque or weak “soyjak”. Whilst depicting themselves as “gigachads”.
I guess some things never change

You know whats a bomb ass video game? Mafia 2.

Hush little diddy don't be a blud

Jewish fellas in Mexico trying to get girls drunk so they will shag them be like:
“Hava tequila”

Hello lads edition

>>213002442
Er why are you talking to 13 year olds online mate?

Why are dronies so fragile? They sure love to act tough and bully everybody else, but when someone punches back they cry like little bitches. Embarrassing.

Nothing ever happens.
Nothing has ever happened.
Nothing is happening right now at this very second. Every second of every day. Every measurable instance of time since the beginning of the universe until its heat death. Nothing.
The more you zoom in to each moment the more nothingness is transpiring.
Still. Plenty to worry about.

Name one movie.

>>510910116
It should be considered child abuse to let your kid go out with his hair like that. Just hold him down and buzz it at that point.

Just googled what a “yabby” is to try and decipher those Aussie lads conversation.
Apparently it’s a crawfish. But them calling it a “yabby” isn’t the bombshell here or the damning indictment on the Aussies.
Its scientific name is “Cherax destructor”. It’s got a name like it’s a dark souls boss and those bloody clowns decide to call it a “yabby”.

Collision was great again and I don't know how to deal with it bros

It’s my birthday

1 in 12 men suffer from some form of colourblindness due to the mutation being on the X chromosome. Women have a backup X chromosome so only 1 in 200 are colourblind.
The same is true for things like haemophilia and types of muscular dystrophy.
Men don’t suffer with things like Rett syndrome or incontinentia pigmenti though. Because they die before they are born in most cases.
So next time a woman calls you a stupid man for not being to tell the difference between meadow lilac and Prussian violet. Punch her in her stupid philogynistic gob.

I just can't with y'all

>Government makes it so you need ID to vote
>Government increases the cost for passport applications
>Government allows 16 years olds to vote
>Only ID a 16 year old would have is a passport forcing them to pay for a newly price increased passport
Greedy, greedy, Mr. Starmer. Don’t think we don’t see what you’re doing here to make a quick few quid.

>>212933368
You wanted then and you want it now, just say it.

Tomorrow is the final day.

You believe in a semitic abrahamic religion created by yids.

>West Papua, Indonesia is in Asia
>Papua New Guinea is in Oceania
You expect me to believe, that the island of New Guinea is split between continents? That it just so happens the continents change exactly on the line where the island is split politically between Indonesia Papua New Guinea?
They’re clearly just making this shit up.

Fact: No game ever improved by having "inventory management" and finite weight capacity. That is a concept that should have been retired a long time ago.

>>212912663
Some Prefer Nettles by Junichiro Tanizaki. It’s good.

Terrible news. The ASMR woman that I’ve been watching for the last week after discovering her channel hasn’t actually uploaded a video for over a year. I was just watching her most viewed videos. Didn’t even bother to check if she was still making videos. She’s not. Just uploaded her last video one day then stopped.
Makes me wonder what happened. Is she dead? Just got bored? Forgot her password? Who knows.
There was a YouTuber called seananners who used to be popular and then just stopped one day for several years. Reminds me of that.
Suppose this is going to be true for every content creator. Every random Twitter account. Every /brit/ poster. Every person in life really.
Most people aren’t going to say goodbye. They’re just not going to turn up one day. And then that one day turns into 100. And then they’re gone forever.
Probably some sort of lesson in this. Making the most of your time or telling people you appreciate them or something.

Just admit defeat Tony

>>715792308

These x2 shitty companies force this policy out.
Screw people over.
Screw customers over.
Steam bends the knee.
Removes several titles.

The faggot daddy game simulator is still up.
The Dyke lesbian cafe game is still up.
Heaven is still up.
BG3 where you have sex with animals is still up.
That femboy grooming game is still up.
Furry shit still up.

Explain this

Friday night lads. You know what that means. Time to get wild.
I’ve topped up my brita jug and downloaded a new book on my e-reader. Might even go crazy and give the shower a good clean later before settling down with my lovely lovely water and having a read.

>>212895042
Why are you licking cats’ cocks?

>>212894993
You probably just misheard CBT as EBT

In the garden wearing nothing but some short gym shorts tanning my grotesque little body.
Hope the neighbours don’t peer out the window and see me. Might get scared and call the police to report a pasty alien fella in gay hot pants has broken in next door.

Looking for new jobs.
Feeling discouraged.
Very easy when I didn't have a job. Just looked at stuff and thought "yeah sure I'll do that", click apply, have an interview, sorted.
Looking when you already have a job is a nightmare. 90% of the jobs I have to ignore because they're just as shit as my current job. Then there is zero in between roles.
It's either shelf stacker or specialist surgeon.

>>212881801
I know George is topless in the Club Tropicana video but I wouldn’t exactly call it porn mate

Just admit defeat already Tony

>>212872366
I’d stick my knob in a girl’s hairy arsehole. Is that gay?

>>212871817
Thank you for this information Mr. Pepe

Hypothetically, if someone called me up and started telling me about government schemes for boilers or something but it was a woman with a nice sounding voice and I started touching myself while on the phone pretending to be interested until I finish, is that illegal?

People don’t really have 10cm willys do they?
That seems comically small. Just got my ruler out and it’s the length from my index finger from knuckle to tip.

>>212863382
Why is she having a conversation with a phone case?

>>212858381
Yeah they used to have those nobbly bumps at the ends to cover the screws and I would sit on them and scoot my arse back and forward like a dog because it felt nice rubbing against my arsehole.
Very surprised I didn't end up a bender or get told off my the teachers in hindsight.

What’s wrong with me sitting in the garden and listening to ASMR?
It’s nice and sunny.

>>715666546
Zeldas a woman tho

On the one hand they’re right. If a 16 year old can be legally shagged up the arse while he’s buying lottery tickets on his phone and sending off his army application after checking how much tax he’s paid, then there is no reason why they can’t vote.
On the other hand, they’re going to vote differently than me so they shouldn’t be allowed.
Tricky one really.

I sold all my books on eBay and that webuybooks shite and used the money to buy an ereader.
Used to think physical books were the only way but I have to say this is infinitely better.

>athlete loses a sports competition
>everyone on /sp/ calls him kabooty

>>212834869
Why would I eat a wasp?

How do I worship Skaði and Persephone

If a poo is bigger than your willy then it’s a big poo. If it’s smaller then it’s a small poo.
Reckon this is universally true.

>>510465485
I've seen a video of this on the dark web along with the pee tapes.

What is “incel culture”?
Not having a girlfriend and playing on the computer?

Should I watch Batman VS Superman Dawn of Justice Definitive Edition™

Roman Reigns just saved wrestling again

It's not looking good. Is it?

Eastern Europe is starting to get Indian migrants too. But what about Latin America? Are they getting anything?

My brain is broken.

>>212771173
Ive drugged multiple women by putting GHB and MDMA in their drinks

Normie sex havers are absolutely disgusting. Bunch of disease spreading hedonists that can't control their own instincts and have less willpower than a feral animal.

You make me sick.

Don’t want to get you lot all excited, but I’m not wearing a bra right now.
In fact, I never wear a bra when I post here.

Alright thread nonces listen up. I’m calling a temporary truce in these extreme circumstances.
Can one of you recommend me a VPN so I can continue looking at middle aged Asian office ladies’ thighs in tights on the internet without it being linked to my real life ID?

Guess I’ll make the new edition

>>212706630
she used to be hot till she tongue kissed a sentient potato head doll now she gives me the ick

Remember when we invented trains and then because we took over India someone said “yeah should put a load of trains there I reckon that’d be mint”.
But then when we left India we forgot to take all the trains with us. Now they’ve been left unattended with the trains and keep standing in front of them while recording themselves and getting ran over or sticking their heads out the window and getting clotheslined by poles like it’s looney tunes.
Basically what I’m saying is we should take our trains back because they’re clearly not responsible enough to have them unsupervised.

Leftypol cheering and clapping to a video of a father of 4 getting his head blown off. (He was born in the wrong country)
Rorke cheering and clapping to a video of a father of 4 getting his head blown off. (He was born with the wrong skin colour)

Just remember I’m a human with a body and not just a voice in my head. Other people can see me and form opinions on me based on what I look like, sound like and how I act. Even if it’s the complete opposite to how I see myself in my mind.
Scary stuff.

Why do people think diet matters so much? It doesn't matter what you eat, as long as you get the right nutrition and not too much/too little. There's not some magic diet with some secret ingredient that's going to fix everything

>supposed programming genius hacker with a 200 IQ and years of experience in government security, game development at Blizzard, and impossible puzzle solving
>after a decade still hasn't been able to finish his generic RPG maker soillennial pixelslop Undertale clone

It came home.

If you swallow air while you’re vaping instead of inhaling will it eventually come out as a fart?

Spicy crisps update.
Bought some “Doritos Extra Flamin’ Hot” crisps. Not sure what flavour they’re supposed to be. “Hot flavour” I suppose. Just taste like the red Doritos but maybe 25% spicier.
4/10.
Walkers Max jalapeño and cheese and Pringles flamin’ cheese flavour still topping the charts.

I take MitoQ and Cycloastragenol

Man, if what I'm seeing online is true...
poor Europe

>Just seconds after take-off, both of the 12-year-old Boeing 787 Dreamliner's fuel-control switches abruptly moved to the "cut-off" position, starving the engines of fuel and triggering total power loss. Switching to "cut-off" is a move typically done only after landing.
>The cockpit voice recording captures one pilot asking the other why he "did the cut-off", to which the person replies that he didn't. The recording doesn't clarify who said what. At the time of take-off, the co-pilot was flying the aircraft while the captain was monitoring.
Is it racist if I start asking what colour the pilot is when I get on a plane?

People say incels are evil because they want a girlfriend or a loving family. But then they say feeling loved is necessary to human life.
Bit odd.
Never see people calling starving Africans evil monsters for wanting food.

>>715247001
>Triangle Strategy
I refuse to play a game with a name that retarded

Bit hot out today.
Not sure if anyone’s mentioned it.
Thought I’d just let you all know. In case you don’t have a weather app on your phone or thermoreceptors in your body.

>make F1 tv show
>advertise it to me (the F1 viewer)
>it comes out
>it in no way appeals way to me, the F1 viewer
>uhhh it's not for you it's to get new people into the sport
>make F1 movie
>

Facts might not care about your feelings.
But I do.
I hope you’re all doing well. Remember, you don’t see the world as it is, you see it as you are.

>/pol/ is now pearlclutching about violence in Borderlands

Foreigners in the thread lads. Keep your wits about you. They could be spies afтer our national secrets.
Best just not interact with them I reckon.

Going to keep meditating until I kill my ego and reach enlightenment.
Can’t wait until I do so I can brag about it here so you all know how great I am.

Been learning how to mix and master and holy fuck would it be expensive if you actually paid for all these plug-ins. I mean, I guess you could go a long way with Analog Obsessions and a few stock plug-ins but the FabFilter bundle is $1k alone.
Loling at people literally dropping $2k on a billion DIGITAL plug-ins just for mixing and mastering.

Who has better protection services ? Trump or Putin ?

>>212620274
>if bundazilian girls look like the average girl in são paulo

https://youtu.be/JeYIlET3szA

I had a Switch for years and the only games I used it for were zelda botw,totk, metroid dread, fire emblem 3 houses and animal crossing.

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>>105857150
>official website of the FBI
>search icon is overflowing
>no padding on input

A jeet could do better than this

WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH MAH GAAAAAAAA
NOOUWEYEYEYEEEYYY

I've been genning for two years and have no idea what booru means

>>60602100
>Given the bullish signals from the SMAs and MACD
Jesus fucking christ.. What timeframe, Grok ?!

i thought only black dads abandon their kids

>>76359080
Lifting in an empty gym makes me depressed, but seeing girls also makes me depressed. What should I do?
>inb4 kill yourself

Wrestling is NOT for CHUDS

>>509936328
>Are Korean women tameable?
The only way I find this sort of writing style acceptable/realistic is if it's coming from a 10/10 chad. Are you a 10/10 chad anon? Because it looks absolutely fucking ridiculous if you're a balding manlet with a stained wifebeater. Realistically, how tf fuck are you going to tame anything? You can't even tame yourself.

Randy orton drew mcintyre and damien priest should be a faction, tell me that wouldnt be cool

>>76347883
>in the best shape of my life, lifting for several years and cutting down to low body fat
>have legit evidence that i am attractive, random girls in public smiling at me and have been approached (fumbled due to autism)
>i have no way of actually meeting any girls because I work full time around a bunch of sweaty boomers
>still a khhv
That picture literally makes me want to kill myself. I am wasting my 20s.

>>76354928
I'm going to drive my car off a cliff If I don't get a gf by the end of the year

war grad kacken. war gut.

Worried that the rise of depression and mental health issue is correlated to the decrease in religiousness.
Religion gives people purpose, social activities, friendships and bonding with others, guidance, security and morals. The things which people with depression feel they lack the most.
Can’t just suddenly pick a god to suddenly believe in though can you.
Or can you?

Almost figured out the meaning of life. I’m right on the precipice of figuring it all out. I can feel it. I just need to sit alone by myself more, delaying my life, accomplishing nothing, experiencing nothing, until I finally get it.
I’ll keep you guys posted.

>>212458710
that's not what that means ESL-kun

Nobody is talking about the fact that “gay pride” and “gape ride” are homophonus phrases.