You now remember the Detroit Tigers

Why did the 3ds have a lower screen resolution than the PSP despite coming out like 6 years later

I do not like mercenaries and I do not like the new endgame content.

Say your vitamins and eat your pears brother

Big fan of my bookshelf.
If I ever want a list of books that I want to read but never will, there it is.

Imagine being some fella in Japan or whatever who runs a website and one day you get an email saying
>Hello sirs, we are the Ofcom. You need to ban your users or pay us a fine of £18,000,000. Thank you.
I'd be putting that straight in the spam folder too to be fair.

>>511309172
FUCK I forgot that

Every fucking time pirate stuff on the internet I hear this fucking jinggle, it's been years since I couldn't hear it while downloading something with proprietary ownership on the internet. Is Doofenshmirtz a "kill all politician's cartoon "demon"? One that has been set to burn the carcass of the Deep State on fire and mangle al their corpses? Or am I just schizo for this issue in particular?

Be real with me, please!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s

>>213111782
Have you ever actually seen what happens with these petitions?
I watched one once. 7 or 8 nobody’s sit in a room on camera and say “uhhh yeah there’s this petition what does everyone think” and then 2 minutes later they move on.
That’s the “discussion in parliament”. You should be able to find links of recordings on older discussions.
You’re better off smearing “I don’t like it” in shit on your bedroom wall.

Why not just invent cock and balls recognition software?
You can tell how old someone is by their cock and balls.
I’m sure everybody wanking would have no issue sending their cock and balls pics to someone.
They’d probably enjoy doing it actually. A “win-win” situation if you will.

>>213103415
What makes you think she has a pet gorilla?

>>213098874
No it won’t.

>>511211008
why are SEAs so gay

Rorke when he’s got a job photographing whole numbers but he walks into a room full of non-integers:
>I WANT THEM ALL ROUNDED UP AND SHOT!

Got a spot coming up on my face so I’ve put a dab of sudocrem on it to sit overnight. Always dries it out and reduces any redness. Makes a mess on my pillow though if I roll over in my sleep.
Just a little skincare tip for you lads.

Ah yes, let me take finasteride to inhibit the enzyme that converts my testosterone to DHT.
DHT is only responsible for enlargement of my cock and balls, facial hair, body hair and deepening of your voice during puberty. My erectile function, libido, penile and scrotal tissue health, penis size and sensitivity, muscle growth, bone density, mood stability, cognitive function and prostate health as adult.
But at least my hairline won’t be receding. I’ll have pretty hair like a girl.

https://men.wikifeet.com/Jeremy_Clarkson

Found some jobs in North Korea that I might apply for.
This is not a joke about the state of the country or anything. I also don’t know anything about politics or what they get up to over there.
Just saw some stuff advertised that I’m qualified for and thought; I’m going to be dead in about 50 years, why not go do something interesting for a bit. Seems better than doing the same boring shite over and over again.
I’m like 90% sure they aren’t just going to harvest my organs or whatever it is people say.

How come women want to close this “gender pay gap” they keeping banging on about, but not one of them brings up making retirement ages equal?
It’s 2025, shouldn’t men and women be retiring at the same age?
If anything men should retire earlier than women since they have a lower life expectancy. Just doesn’t add up or seem fair in the slightest.

Might start drinking coffee. Does anybody here drink coffee?
I’m assuming a jar of instant coffee isn’t the way to go but I don’t know anything about coffee and haven’t drank it before other than a flat white or two from maccies.
I’m in my 30’s btw

>Live, laugh, love.
They’re right. You’re just thinking too much and haven’t lived, laughed or loved enough to realise.

>>511108949
Is there someone in this thread that has bought something from an ad on a website or youtube?

same

Rorke drinking a mug of coffee and checking his texts on his 7 year old Nokia (he has none, again).
Leftypol laughing at him while sipping his Starbucks and opening twitter on his latest iPhone to complain about capitalism and consumerism.

Aren't all YouTubers "virtual YouTubers"?

What's the socially acceptable amount of time you have to keep a birthday/christmas card before you throw it in the bin?

>>213030059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMM9RgazAY
No.

>>213027753
Men will look at this and call the woman stupid and say that breast size doesn't matter at all in reality.
Then they will go cry on the internet because they don't have a 9 inch cock like the pornstars they watch.
Odd phenomenon.
Mahna Mahna.

You are everything I seek.

Why do people use the argument about pigs being smart as a reason not to eat them?
They say the same thing about dolphins. Everyone loves the dolphins and they’ll tell you how smart they are. Can’t eat the dolphins.
Octopuses (Yes octopuses is correct not octopi or octopodes) and squidi are very smart but nobody gives a shit about them so we have calamari.
What does how smart something is have to do with whether or not we can eat them? By that same logic we should be allowed to punch retarded people in the head for fun because they’re not as smart.
Cruel and bizarre world we live in.

If you had a clone would you shag yourself?
I would I reckon. Probably get into arguments with the clone about who takes it up the arse though.
Also, while we’re on the topic, is it gay to shag your own clone?

>Yugi won against full-power Atem with all Egyptian gods

I think I might be kinda low key zesty.

Yesterday I was sup boarding on a lake and saw a bottle with string attached to it floating in the middle of the lake. I thought that maybe it is attached to some treasure on the bottom of the lake and tried reaching it and lost balance and fell into the lake. I still reached it later and it turned out to be just dang ol fishing net.

You have to let me go. I can't stay with you forever.

Name one trans right.

>>212978820
I've also observed this phenomenon. Koreans are similar (odd mix of manlets and lanklets).

Do you guys ever get scared that other people at your table lurk here and see you talking about them

So you’re telling me one of the dozen different groups of brown people in the Middle East, with a GDP less than Ireland and a population smaller than Haiti, are secretly controlling the world by producing Hollywood movies and making porn with black fellas in it?
The same group of people who got tricked onto getting on trains and nearly got exterminated?
You’re telling me they secretly tricked every world leader into becoming a nonce as part of their evil scheme and all the world leaders just said “yeah I actually really fancy kids cheers little Jewish man”.
Sounds a bit farfetched if I’m honest rorke.

Woman on the tills at Morrisons smiled at me and I think I fell in love with her

>>212958848
That bracelet is far too big for her. It’s going to fall right off her hand.

24,000 migrants? You’re telling me the country secretly let it 24,000 migrants? And we know this because it was leaked information from a data breach?
Well I for one am glad that we know this information now so we can get angry about 24,000 migrants. I am sure everyone is getting really angry at the migrants. Not the government who is secretly allowing this because they know it’s the exact opposite of what the country wants and people will start rioting again.
I’m sure this is the only case of this happening, because it is the only one that was leaked. 100% of these things are leaked and we should get angry about the 24,000 migrants. Definitely only 24,000.

>>715933165
More games than PS5

>>510839522
imagine thinking you're important enough for that to happen.

what a grandiose delusion.

>I don’t know my left and right
What? What the fuck are people that say this talking about?
How can you not know your left and right? It’s one of these most basic things anybody with a body and brain knows. Do they not know how where their legs are or if their eyes are open or closed? Do they not know up from down?
Who are these people and how have they managed to survive until speaking age?

>>149459513
did your dad do it

>>212936850
Why would Ukrainians be writing in English?

You know those big bin things they have for donating clothes?
For some reason I thought you put clothes in and they send it to people who need clothes.
Not what happens at all. They bundle it all up and sell it off to people by weight. Second hand stores or online sellers or whatever for them to resell. Then they use the money the resellers paid for whatever charity stuff they’re doing. Minus all the charity workers wages.
Feels a bit weird really. My clothes aren’t going to help people keep warm. They’re being bought by someone just like me somewhere else in the country.

Get the reels scrolled.
Get the monthly subscriptions paid.
Get the vapes sucked.
Get the brand name clothing on.
Get the weather talked about.
Get the anger inducing news read.
Get the same day lived on repeat.
Go nowhere.

Good morning guys.

What should I do today?

Atheism is a civillization-destroying disease and the worst thing to happen to the west

Atheism has turned the west into an spiritually dead wasteland and virtually every problem we face comes from atheism

>>212914693
not me
i will only die once i choose to

Check the news in five minutes. We warned you trans bodies wouldn't just stand by while Trump genocided us.

>>212914839
Newfag.

Made myself angry again.
Can’t tell if my languid and unhappy mind is just being conscious of its own feebleness or if there’s just a lot of bellends about doing bellend stuff and pissing me off.

Have to give it to the Chinese. I received my Alibaba/Ali express/wish.com/temu/shein cheap Chinese boxers and they are incredibly comfy. It’s like my cock and balls are all coddled up in soft breathable silk.
Don’t fancy them surviving many washes but with 3 packs of boxers costing nearly £20 in the shop, best value for money might just be living like a Saudi prince wearing brand new underpants daily.
Wonder if they sell anything else that isn’t complete shit.

Business idea: A dating app but for autists and freaks.
Instead of matching with people and having to pretend you’re normal and have acceptable hobbies, it’s just people who struggle keeping eye contact and don’t have much to say on a date.
I’ll call it Mumble.

Does this happen in your country?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39zel9ny94o

>>212880887
Consider which is the bigger punishment.
Not being able to post for a while or however long it takes to change your IP, or being allowed to continue wasting their life posting AI images of the gherkin at 2am on a Friday.
That poor man is suffering from a cruel and unusual punishment from the janny. He just doesn’t have the mental capacity to realise it.

Where do Americans get hotdogs from?
I’m aware place like TacoBell exist for tacos, or KFC for chicken, and obviously burgers are everywhere.
But what about the hotdogs? Is there a McDonalds of hotdogs? Or does McDonalds sell hotdogs over there?

Just spent 20 minutes checking myself out in the bathroom mirror naked after my shower.
I’ve had diarrhoea so haven’t eaten much the last couple days. Actually look pretty good.
Very odd feeling. Considering not eating a load of shit and actually doing some exercise. Either that or finding out how to give myself diarrhoea once a week to keep it up.

My PC boots faster than my Android TV.

>>212863485
How do you drown in a hotel swimming pool? I can understand the sea or a lake.
I get that some people can’t swim for whatever reason. But surely you can just splash your way to the edge of a pool? It’s still water that is at most 10 feet deep at the deep end. Just sink down a bit and push off to the edge if you can’t swim.
How do they drown? Just panic and start swallowing water 4 feet away from some bloke on a lilo?

>You can now store all your files in the cloud
Right. But why would I want to do that? I’ve never owned any sort of device that doesn’t have some sort of storage.
You can get phones with 1TB of storage. Who’s got all these files? And in what world are they storing them all in “the cloud” and paying a monthly fee instead of just on their device?
Surely anyone who does have terabytes of data uses it for something and would just use a NAS or at the very least just get some extra hard drives.
Doesnt make a lick of sense.

they removed the original from steam. this is literally a tax.

One day I aspire to be the kind of man who has the self confidence to wear a plain white tshirt in public.
It’s like saying to the world; yeah, I’m not only capable of not spilling stuff on myself, but I also know enough about doing the washing to keep it crisp and bright white.
Pair that with a somewhat in shape body to fill it out properly, and you could rule the world.

>Like playing video games. Everyone in school calls you a spacky nerd.
>Fast forward 10 years and every loves video games now
>Like looking at memes on the internet. Everyone on MSN messenger calls you weird and says it’s not funny.
>Fast forward 10 years they’re posting memes on facebook
>Complain about the Jews and get called a nazi
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re chanting for their deaths at Glastonbury
>Watch the movie Her. Everyone says that’s you and you’re going to marry your computer
>Fast forward 10 years and they’re all talking with their AI girlfriends
Starting to think I’m just ahead of the trend. 10 years from now they’ll all be posting inane blog posts on /brit/ and wanking to middle aged Asian women in tights.

Ofcom agent banging on my windows screaming “Noooo don’t do it!” before breaching my bedroom door and slapping my cock out my hand for looking at a woman’s lovely big bum on the internet.

When you buy a fish from the supermarket it’s been cleaned and gutted. They cut from its gills down to its tail and empty out all the insides.
Sometimes you see whole pigs and it’s the same. Empty and you can see their ribs inside.
But when you buy a whole chicken it’s like they haven’t even been opened up. Just looks like it’s had its arsehole spread open a bit wide.
How do they get all the inside bits out? Just rip everything out it’s arse? How do they make sure they got everything? Do chickens just not have any organs connected to their body like fish or pigs?

Used to go to the cinema with my mates and we’d meet up outside the cinema, buy tickets and then sit watching a movie for a couple hours without really speaking.
Then after just leave the cinema and head our separate ways.
Wasn’t really socialising now that I think about it.

Why don’t we just rape the immigrants when they come over so they know it doesn’t feel nice and they stop doing it?
Wouldn’t have a problem then would we?
Government is too busy trying to figure out what is and isn’t woke that they’re letting the real solutions fly over their heads.

Been looking at my shoes. They’re not foot shaped at all.
Nobody has feet that turn into a point in the middle. Nobody’s toes are a straight parallel line from the bottom of their big toe to their little toe.
Ridiculous really. Have to buy some of those nonce toe hole shoes just to be comfy or go barefoot like a third worlder.

Thinking about helping those less fortunate than me. Might go to Blackpool and buy some rock or whatever it is those poor souls do to survive.

Interrupted an Indian fella saying his farewells to his family at the airport to ask him where he was flying back to.
He said Mumbai.

Been thinking about the internet.
Infinite access to the world’s knowledge, you can learn about anything. Teach yourself a language, become a programmer, access top university lectures on any subject. Literally everything.
Or you can watch any media you want. Download the latest blockbuster and watch that. Listen to some music from the 40’s. Watch a YouTube video about any subject that interests you.
Can also talk to anyone in the world. Have a video call with a bloke from Angola. Send some DM’s to a girl from Paraguay. Go online dating and meet a nice Scottish lady.
Start an online business, make money, political revolutions, cyberattacks, stock trading, online shopping, gaming.
Everything. All at our fingertips. Available for free, immediately.
Yet we choose to post about poo and willies on an anonymous forum. Odd behaviour really.

>>212804738
I saw a transgender individual today and this individual wasn't wearing a mask

Too hot in my bedroom. I’ve left a sweaty imprint of my arse and balls on my meditation bench when I finally got off it.

>High diddle diddle,
>The cat and the fiddle,
>The cow jump'd over the moon;
>The little dog laugh'd
>To see such craft,
>And the dish ran away with the spoon.
The earliest recorded version of the poem resembling the modern form was printed around 1765 in London in “Mother Goose's Melody”. But there is another line after it:
>It must be a little dog that laugh'd, for a great dog would be ashamed to laugh at such nonsense.
Don’t understand this at all. It’s just a bunch of nonsense that we’ve repeated for hundreds of years for some reason. Am I the great dog?

I am from the UK, under 35 and willing to take a leap of faith.

Feeling very tumultuous today.
I googled tumultuous before making this post. Still not sure if I'm using it correctly.

>>212769680
Hate to spoil the illusion but that first “we’re all in here” post wasn’t even me. Just a thread innit. I have the normal autism not the spainnonce /brit/ is my life autism

>>212765054
Does that mean she lands on her head?

Been thinking about these “romance scams”.
Women in their 40’s giving away their life savings to a younger man that’s interested in them.
I’m a younger man. I could just spend a year or two going to the gym everyday and then go meet some rich woman in her 40’s.
Wouldn’t even be a scam really. I’d love and marry a woman 10-15 years older than me. Kiss her old hairy fanny and everything.

I'm eating cheese on toast right now.

>Wake up with an erection
>Wait for it to go away and get out of bed
>Making a cup of tea and get an erection
>Go to the toilet and have to sit down to piss and lean forward because I have an erection
>Need to go to the corner shop and get milk but can’t because I have another erection
Stupid really. What was God thinking when he made men?
I thought we were supposed to be conquering the world in the name of his glory or something. Not needing to stay at home and wank all day just to perform basic daily tasks.

>>715411447
i don't like the salami nips

I have the files.

>>149774990
I don't have money

“They” don’t want you to know this but you can put retinol on your cock.
I’ve been rubbing a pea sized blob into my shaft every night before bed for months and it’s developed the texture of a bottlenosed dolphins beak.

Honestly if Israel was just a westernized nation in the middle east without the whole jewish homeland thing, I'd support it

Got nothing to do.
Might read a book. Anyone here ever read a book before?

Is it true that every black man has an 11 inch long penis?

Are Arabs and Jews left handed?
Seems a bit odd that both Arabic and Hebrew is written right to left. Don’t they smudge all the letters like left handed people do with English?

Don’t have any summery shoes. Only got some brown boots and some white leather trainers.
What are shoes that cool people wear? Ones that I can wear in summer without my feet turning into a sweaty sore mess.

It unironically was for no reason whatsoever though.. Europeans were homogeneous, and when something went wrong, who do you blame? The king? No, he will kill you. Hmm..oh right! The Jews! Who also don't believe in Jesus (you're highly religious at this time btw)Then some old Karen starts spreading some rumors about seeing Jews poisoning the well, or someone who wants to be cool telling rumors on how they suck the blood of little Christian children, and soon enough the hate piles up and you get a pogrom.

Jews were not allowed into anything, no Carpeting, no, Roofing, no cooking, nothing. The only way they could survive was through lending money, being monetary advisors, and being good with numbers. The other ones didn't pass their genes. This is also why they have a much higher average IQ now.

And of course, after hundreds of years of discrimination, lynchings, pogroms, even a fucking holocaust, I would turn to demonic thinking too and would want to kill all those who have wronged me and their descendants too, it's natural. We basically bred our own downfall by discriminating against Jews for hundreds of years.

My portfolio is worth more than my entire lifetime earnings of my 12+ years IT career.

I treat all conversations I have with people like Mass Effect or something. I never say what I actually think and just say what I think they want me to say so I get more good points with them. Do I have autism?

>>212560269
What if I settle down here and become part of your gay little town huh gay boy? You like that huh? You like it if I bought a house with you and married you and kissed you on the lips?!1 HUH!!!!?

>Character starts eating yummy food
>It's past midnight and your fridge is empty

Got a hole in my sock. Looks like a right mug.

>>212597052
>>212597100
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgSHOWNE0M

No one's innocent.

>Countries of the world quiz
>197/197
>Ceremonial counties of England quiz
>20/48
Reckon I might actually be a foreigner

>>509954645
that's a boy in your picture that you posted OP

>nobody has posted the after pic where they have cum on them
dead internet theory

Wtf is femicide ? The term is used in Romania now.

>>509876985
its alright.

>The largest city in China is called "chong ching"

Figured it’s about time I learn what RSVP stands for. It’s been long enough that I’ve just been pretending.
“Répondez s'il vous plaît” apparently. Literally just “please respond”. Bit pathetic really. “Ooh please respond to me I spoke some French code”.
Wish I never googled it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLHf4RF2IHo&t=322s

When are the Epstein files being released?

I’ve reached the age where you start randomly coughing and gagging in the morning when you brush your teeth

I'm 33 and I've never seen any woman naked in real life.

Whats the point of trying to look cool or 'fit in' on an imageboard thats completely anonymous. You have no status here and if you try to namefag everyone will laugh at you.

How many Indian fellas do you reckon you could take in a fight? More than 4?

Someone posted a very mean reply to my post last thread. Fortunately I took my l-theanine earlier so it didn’t bother me that much.
In the future I’ll try to make more posts about hating women or black men’s penises so as not to disrupt the flow of the thread.

Been taking 400mg of l-theanine in the mornings recently.
Anxiety is gone. Brain fog is gone. If I have some more an hour before bed I can fall asleep like a normal person. You don’t build up a tolerance. Pairs well with caffeine for focusing. It’s an actual amino acid with studies and proven effects, not a fad magical mushroom powder or tree bark.
Can’t believe the hippies with their green tea kept this from us.

Anybody got any book recommendations?
Just finished reading some prefer nettles, it was fine.
Don’t want to ask /lit/ because they’ll just tell me to read Pynchon or some old Greek nonsense.

Is anybody actually using these phone repair shops?
Who would pay someone to replace their cracked phone screen or put a new battery in it? Anyone with an IQ over 80 and an internet connection can figure out how to do it for themselves for a fraction of the cost.
Is this just another “American candy store” situation? Or is it like Turkish barbers where they actually have customers somehow?

I just watched some tv show where two Polish roasties living in South Korea were complaining that "Korean society is forcing women to get married by the age of 27 and it's too young for any woman to decide about their future"

American plastic cheese is actually pretty good if you’re putting on a cheap burger. You get the gooey texture and cheese flavour. It’s just cheese that’s been part melted and then emulsified or whatever they do to make it softer.
Anybody putting it in a sandwich should be publicly executed though.

Putting all my money up my bum and jumping up and down so it jingles in my bedroom shouting “look at me I’m a piggy bank”

>>714579840
>16 years old
>looks 12
>sounds like a 30 year old
What did they mean by this?