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7/26/2025, 8:18:02 AM
>could be using statues to get my 1 stars and 2 stars to 3 star for their outfits
>keep spending them on my Opera instead to get her to 4 stars
God dammit I can't stop myself.
>keep spending them on my Opera instead to get her to 4 stars
God dammit I can't stop myself.
7/26/2025, 8:16:42 AM
Why is horse incest good but human incest is bad?
>Horse incest
ultra physical prowess
>Human incest
Habsburg chin and other horrible defects
>Horse incest
ultra physical prowess
>Human incest
Habsburg chin and other horrible defects
7/25/2025, 7:54:14 PM
7/25/2025, 7:35:56 PM
>>213138310
nie, za to ty tak
nie, za to ty tak
7/25/2025, 6:31:10 PM
>>716415620
https://poal.me/ejd7rn
I can't be fucked adding every single one so I only put in the 1*'s, just use the "add choice" function for the rest
https://poal.me/ejd7rn
I can't be fucked adding every single one so I only put in the 1*'s, just use the "add choice" function for the rest
7/25/2025, 2:24:37 PM
Shartlan sold the least and has the worst sales
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.
7/25/2025, 1:50:33 PM
Shartlan sold the least and has the worst sales
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.
Niglan has the least fanart
Paglan has the least twitter views and likes
Pooplan has the least popular archon quest
Urbanlan has the least popular characters
Sloplan has the least popular archon
But it TOTALLY DIDN'T flop, now let me samefag replies with how fontaine killed the game.
7/25/2025, 4:16:19 AM
>>532579427
Why is the Haru Morning sticker also a quota?
Why is the Haru Morning sticker also a quota?
7/25/2025, 4:12:32 AM
Can anyone please post the future banners calendar? I forgor to save the image
7/25/2025, 1:37:00 AM
7/25/2025, 12:10:35 AM
7/24/2025, 2:53:16 PM
>>532498330
But King Halo is good
But King Halo is good
7/24/2025, 12:29:01 PM
7/24/2025, 6:03:45 AM
>rewatched s2
i cried
i cried
7/24/2025, 1:12:23 AM
>>716262032
How does /v/ma's top fanbank compare to /herse/?
Let me count them all up...
/herse/ is sitting around 190m fans
Is it enough to get a good ranking? probably not, but we'll see
How does /v/ma's top fanbank compare to /herse/?
Let me count them all up...
/herse/ is sitting around 190m fans
Is it enough to get a good ranking? probably not, but we'll see
7/23/2025, 3:59:46 PM
>>532360039
is the chat fun
is the chat fun
7/23/2025, 9:06:51 AM
1500 gibs for maintinence please
7/23/2025, 3:51:03 AM
>>716188765
your loss
your loss
7/23/2025, 2:22:39 AM
>>532319657
But she's Kakkoii
But she's Kakkoii
7/22/2025, 9:48:06 PM
RETARD LOWAIN
RETARD LOWAIN
RETARD LOWAIN
7/22/2025, 8:06:08 AM
>>102499732
hello horsfriend, I decided to visit the zoo since it was posted about there and I'm gravely regretting exposing myself to this level of mental illness
hello horsfriend, I decided to visit the zoo since it was posted about there and I'm gravely regretting exposing myself to this level of mental illness
7/22/2025, 6:14:06 AM
>people rarely buy those scamchas anyways.
I mean we know from the way the sexo profit crumbles
I mean we know from the way the sexo profit crumbles
7/22/2025, 3:54:22 AM
your next race will be late start + inner!
7/22/2025, 1:36:26 AM
7/22/2025, 1:00:24 AM
7/22/2025, 12:45:05 AM
did someone say horse?
7/21/2025, 4:40:49 PM
>>716055458
its fucking alchemy at this point man, i stop trying to understand it and just roll with it
its fucking alchemy at this point man, i stop trying to understand it and just roll with it
7/21/2025, 8:46:48 AM
7/21/2025, 3:15:43 AM
>>532069045
Northern Taste
Northern Taste
7/21/2025, 2:15:38 AM
BIG GET!
7/20/2025, 7:29:21 PM
7/20/2025, 2:58:40 PM
>>531993589
Why not just make a new good story for Special Ed to boost her popularity?
Why not just make a new good story for Special Ed to boost her popularity?
7/20/2025, 10:36:35 AM
>>531977586
It has 6* stamina
It has 6* stamina
7/20/2025, 3:26:17 AM
>>715908520
If Twin Turbo is Cirno, does that mean Teio is Reimu?
If Twin Turbo is Cirno, does that mean Teio is Reimu?
7/20/2025, 1:44:57 AM
embrace mare pussy
7/20/2025, 12:50:45 AM
anyone else skipping KB's banner? What are you saving for?
for me it's Curren
for me it's Curren
7/19/2025, 11:29:50 PM
>Season 2 opening plays when Anime Teio ults
Holy fucking kino
Holy fucking kino
7/19/2025, 10:57:26 PM
>Tenno, what do you remember? Join us for a look into the forgotten past... and the near future.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
>Failed to connect to chat server.
Failed to connect to chat server.
7/19/2025, 10:32:03 PM
Teioooooooo
7/19/2025, 8:24:22 PM
7/19/2025, 2:56:23 PM
>>715878927
Thank you anon
Thank you anon
7/19/2025, 12:45:56 PM
anons what page do you use to see what races a horse can do in their career? I want to do a triple tiara and idk which or when are the races
7/19/2025, 9:21:44 AM
>>531831029
What the fuck. I thought that wasn't an option because of the yakuza. This is a whole new world...
What the fuck. I thought that wasn't an option because of the yakuza. This is a whole new world...
7/18/2025, 10:38:26 PM
Post HER
7/18/2025, 8:07:02 PM
7/18/2025, 3:39:50 PM
7/18/2025, 12:52:49 PM
7/18/2025, 7:36:26 AM
>The same people who play a game around raising high schoolers to be their best selves play another game around raising high schoolers to be their best selves
No way...
No way...
7/18/2025, 12:47:39 AM
Post HER
7/17/2025, 8:38:02 PM
>>531621552
You better have maxxed Kitasan
You better have maxxed Kitasan
7/17/2025, 4:30:50 PM
7/17/2025, 3:12:35 PM
7/17/2025, 12:08:59 PM
>>531572140
So what's an acceptable reroll target for Kitasan? 1LB? 2LB?
So what's an acceptable reroll target for Kitasan? 1LB? 2LB?
7/17/2025, 11:03:35 AM
7/17/2025, 7:40:54 AM
How do you guys feeling after spending all your carats after saving for so long? Having post nut clarity?
7/17/2025, 5:59:08 AM
So which Trainee should I be saving up for? Curren? Seiun Sky?
7/17/2025, 5:19:25 AM
>guy who had LB3 fine motion removed it from his support
FUCK
FUCK
7/17/2025, 4:03:46 AM
>>531533134
where do you think you're going? come back!
where do you think you're going? come back!
7/17/2025, 12:41:08 AM
>>715657770
>got two copies of Kitasan and can uncap it over time
>got so many new SR cards and dupes
>Get to follow the thread whale for a maxed Kitasan for free
Yep I won
>got two copies of Kitasan and can uncap it over time
>got so many new SR cards and dupes
>Get to follow the thread whale for a maxed Kitasan for free
Yep I won
7/16/2025, 11:27:06 PM
>>531501806
Tuesday?
Tuesday?
7/16/2025, 10:44:33 PM
gonna do a teio run to appease the kitablack
7/16/2025, 4:14:19 PM
why do you give e-celebs attention OP
7/16/2025, 3:20:07 PM
>>531448737
This looks too well written to be an AI prompt. You're not actually writing McQueen fanfiction, right anon?
This looks too well written to be an AI prompt. You're not actually writing McQueen fanfiction, right anon?
7/16/2025, 2:51:57 PM
Reminder that the next thread will be thread #897.
7/16/2025, 1:01:47 PM
>>715606886
I love Towa.
I love Towa.
7/16/2025, 12:14:31 PM
>swipe for pack B for 2 new 3* umas
>ravioli sudolf
>taiki shutter
did i do good
>ravioli sudolf
>taiki shutter
did i do good
7/16/2025, 8:24:24 AM
>>715588780
>>715588803
>reincarnation is the same as deluding yourself into thinking you're a woman
are you pretending to be retarded on purpose? and why are you taking some horse girls so seriously
>>715588803
>reincarnation is the same as deluding yourself into thinking you're a woman
are you pretending to be retarded on purpose? and why are you taking some horse girls so seriously
7/16/2025, 5:54:25 AM
What is the legality of human/uma relationships in the umamusume universe?
7/16/2025, 4:41:02 AM
>>531401873
GOO GOO BABIES
GOO GOO BABIES
7/16/2025, 2:35:10 AM
Post HER
7/16/2025, 1:08:21 AM
7/16/2025, 12:41:35 AM
>>715568269
yeah you are
yeah you are
7/15/2025, 11:19:35 PM
7/15/2025, 11:07:51 PM
>>715561756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbyjjcnMLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbyjjcnMLA
7/15/2025, 7:36:09 AM
7/15/2025, 5:47:53 AM
7/15/2025, 3:00:13 AM
7/15/2025, 1:25:05 AM
7/15/2025, 12:29:16 AM
7/14/2025, 11:21:00 PM
>>715472895
If we're being realistic, it won't. Patches won't go back to 3 months, we'll keep getting the same amount of trials/raids and I don't think anyone wants to stay for the story anymore. I had some good times from the game and my current group of online friends came from it
If we're being realistic, it won't. Patches won't go back to 3 months, we'll keep getting the same amount of trials/raids and I don't think anyone wants to stay for the story anymore. I had some good times from the game and my current group of online friends came from it
7/14/2025, 11:10:08 PM
How the fuck do I win with Teio?
Already tried training her five times and got to URA finals couple of times but fail everytime.
Already tried training her five times and got to URA finals couple of times but fail everytime.
7/14/2025, 3:50:44 PM
Whenever Teio isn't on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Teio?"
7/14/2025, 2:58:29 PM
>>531184065
Where do you work out?
Where do you work out?
7/14/2025, 6:29:49 AM
>>531149196
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
7/14/2025, 12:29:12 AM
>>715389045
Wits status?
Wits status?
7/13/2025, 5:09:51 PM
>>531068367
notice how you never said anything about guys not being allowed to be into the umas and you still got people seething at you because they can't see yuri without blowing a gasket
notice how you never said anything about guys not being allowed to be into the umas and you still got people seething at you because they can't see yuri without blowing a gasket
7/13/2025, 1:02:37 PM
7/13/2025, 6:31:32 AM
This creature
7/13/2025, 12:29:17 AM
>>530992259
Horse billboard
Horse billboard
7/12/2025, 11:27:43 PM
7/12/2025, 10:34:17 PM
>>715286317
>pattern where new players realize that everything fits within a design template that has been true since stormblood is suddenly a new thing because even more people are saying it
>pattern where new players realize that everything fits within a design template that has been true since stormblood is suddenly a new thing because even more people are saying it
7/12/2025, 7:51:01 PM
7/12/2025, 4:06:04 PM
>>715256169
I'm pretty sure JPbros want to come to global but Gaben doesn't let them.
>>715256298
>reddit and discord
rofl
I'm pretty sure JPbros want to come to global but Gaben doesn't let them.
>>715256298
>reddit and discord
rofl
7/12/2025, 3:45:26 PM
>trans rights!
>no one claps
>no one claps
7/12/2025, 7:59:24 AM
>>530909982
it's like playing RoR with the artifact of command, you're choosing to make it easy
it's like playing RoR with the artifact of command, you're choosing to make it easy
7/12/2025, 4:45:14 AM
>>280487025
It has everything to do with mind games. Even in JoJo, the second Darby brother faces off against the gang in video games. There's an old saying in fighting games, and it goes
>There's nothing more dangerous than a mahvel player backed into a corner.
This is because Marvel is a grimy hood nigga game that teaches you to play like an absolute fucking animal, and when Marvel players move onto new games they become famous for their asspulls and ridiculous comebacks.
Watch this:
https://youtu.be/z40NzjQZrd8?si=UPKnLTqyrDJpcdp8&t=696
Jwong literally becomes an anime protagonist here and does something he never did before, that was so hard he couldn't reproduce it. This is what high level competition is really like lol. Competition isn't "oh I was just super smart so I won, all according to keikaku". Its just shitty writing lol. You have no idea what high level competitive play is like.
It has everything to do with mind games. Even in JoJo, the second Darby brother faces off against the gang in video games. There's an old saying in fighting games, and it goes
>There's nothing more dangerous than a mahvel player backed into a corner.
This is because Marvel is a grimy hood nigga game that teaches you to play like an absolute fucking animal, and when Marvel players move onto new games they become famous for their asspulls and ridiculous comebacks.
Watch this:
https://youtu.be/z40NzjQZrd8?si=UPKnLTqyrDJpcdp8&t=696
Jwong literally becomes an anime protagonist here and does something he never did before, that was so hard he couldn't reproduce it. This is what high level competition is really like lol. Competition isn't "oh I was just super smart so I won, all according to keikaku". Its just shitty writing lol. You have no idea what high level competitive play is like.
7/12/2025, 12:00:30 AM
Teio time!
7/11/2025, 4:05:41 PM
>>530814912
>>530814879
Unless you are a 7 figure earner "disposable income" just means "money I've spend on stupid shit instead of making more money"
>>530814879
Unless you are a 7 figure earner "disposable income" just means "money I've spend on stupid shit instead of making more money"
7/11/2025, 12:23:33 PM
Horse girls won.
7/11/2025, 11:15:25 AM
>>530794417
Made for Teio G3 humiliation
Made for Teio G3 humiliation
7/11/2025, 5:29:03 AM
7/11/2025, 5:20:43 AM
>>530768519
A Rank gives you carats, but a shit A Rank also bricks your PvP team
A Rank gives you carats, but a shit A Rank also bricks your PvP team
7/11/2025, 2:47:52 AM
7/11/2025, 1:11:37 AM
>>102139011
I wasn't on about the game
I wasn't on about the game
7/11/2025, 12:36:40 AM
we're back
7/11/2025, 12:28:11 AM
>>715106090
TEIO
TEIO
7/10/2025, 10:39:34 PM
7/10/2025, 10:32:44 PM
7/10/2025, 10:01:03 PM
>>102134005
If holo en dies the tower will die too, nice
If holo en dies the tower will die too, nice
7/10/2025, 6:39:54 PM
7/10/2025, 2:49:54 PM
7/10/2025, 9:36:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_NZGjvzuw
TEIO'S BIG STEPPY
TEIO'S BIG STEPPY
7/10/2025, 6:12:40 AM
>>715029550
1001 Spikes
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
ADOM
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Arx Fatalis
The Bard's Tale Trilogy
Bat Boy
Battle Brothers
BattleBlock Theater
Besiege
Black Mesa
Brigador
Brigand: Oaxaca
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger
Castle In The Darkness
Cave Story+
Celeste
Cloudbuilt
Cogmind
Company of Heroes
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crimzon Clover WORLD IGNITION
CrossCode
Crypt of the NecroDancer
Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils
Dark Messiah Might and Magic
Darwinia
Dawnsbury Days
Dead Space
DEADBOLT
Death's Door
Deathsmiles
Desktop Dungeons
Deus Ex
Devil May Cry
Disco Elysium
Dominions
Druidstone
DuckTales Remastered
Dustforce
Dwarf Fortress
Field of Glory II
Forgotten Realms: The Archives - Collection Two
Fortune Summoners
Freedom Planet
Frogun
Gary Grigsby's War in the East 2
Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection
Half-Life
A Hat In Time
Hellsinker
Hollow Knight
Homeworld
Hotline Miami
Knights of the Chalice
La-Mulana
Legend of Grimrock
The Legend of Heroes: Trails
Magicka
Mega Man 11
Mr. DRILLER DrillLand
Mushihimesama
Neon White
Nuclear Throne
Ori
Painkiller: Black Edition
Pizza Tower
Pocky & Rocky
Portal
Project Zomboid
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Quest
Recettear
Resident Evil
Return of the Obra Dinn
Rosenkreuzstilette
Serious Sam
Shadow Tactics
Shovel Knight
Snake Pass
Spark the Electric Jester
Spelunky
STALKER
The Talos Principle
Ultimate General: Civil War
Umihara Kawase
Unity of Command II
VVVVVV
Ys
1001 Spikes
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
ADOM
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Arx Fatalis
The Bard's Tale Trilogy
Bat Boy
Battle Brothers
BattleBlock Theater
Besiege
Black Mesa
Brigador
Brigand: Oaxaca
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger
Castle In The Darkness
Cave Story+
Celeste
Cloudbuilt
Cogmind
Company of Heroes
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Crimzon Clover WORLD IGNITION
CrossCode
Crypt of the NecroDancer
Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils
Dark Messiah Might and Magic
Darwinia
Dawnsbury Days
Dead Space
DEADBOLT
Death's Door
Deathsmiles
Desktop Dungeons
Deus Ex
Devil May Cry
Disco Elysium
Dominions
Druidstone
DuckTales Remastered
Dustforce
Dwarf Fortress
Field of Glory II
Forgotten Realms: The Archives - Collection Two
Fortune Summoners
Freedom Planet
Frogun
Gary Grigsby's War in the East 2
Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection
Half-Life
A Hat In Time
Hellsinker
Hollow Knight
Homeworld
Hotline Miami
Knights of the Chalice
La-Mulana
Legend of Grimrock
The Legend of Heroes: Trails
Magicka
Mega Man 11
Mr. DRILLER DrillLand
Mushihimesama
Neon White
Nuclear Throne
Ori
Painkiller: Black Edition
Pizza Tower
Pocky & Rocky
Portal
Project Zomboid
Puzzle Agent
Puzzle Quest
Recettear
Resident Evil
Return of the Obra Dinn
Rosenkreuzstilette
Serious Sam
Shadow Tactics
Shovel Knight
Snake Pass
Spark the Electric Jester
Spelunky
STALKER
The Talos Principle
Ultimate General: Civil War
Umihara Kawase
Unity of Command II
VVVVVV
Ys
7/10/2025, 1:23:15 AM
>>715012831
Teio time
Teio time
7/10/2025, 12:34:19 AM
7/9/2025, 10:32:25 PM
7/9/2025, 10:07:56 PM
It's Teio time.
7/9/2025, 9:19:16 PM
Looking for /uma/ bros or whale ids that have one of the following
>MLB Vodka
>MLB Teio
>MLB Biko Pegasus
>MLB Vodka
>MLB Teio
>MLB Biko Pegasus
7/9/2025, 4:59:47 PM
I'm still on 12 hour cooldown to join a different club. I hope guys start making shoe farm clubs, I need to farm those points for LB McQueen cards
7/9/2025, 2:27:09 PM
>>530541264
could she also be a creep?
could she also be a creep?
7/9/2025, 12:08:37 PM
7/9/2025, 1:54:37 AM
reminder that every time you win a race, you crush the hopes and dreams of 15 other umas who have to go back home to their dying parents who will never get to see their daughters win a race.
7/8/2025, 11:37:46 PM
7/8/2025, 10:56:45 PM
7/8/2025, 10:34:00 PM
Teioooooooo!
7/8/2025, 8:31:00 PM
anime
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